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- Wharrap! Wharrap! Wharrap! Fruit lovers?
- Orange and I have been watching a bunch of people
do the blind, fold makeup challenge on YouTube.
Basically, you're supposed to blindfold yourself
and then try and do your friends' makeup.
- We're serious you can't make this stuff up.
(laughs)
(groans)
- Anyway we want it on the fun.
So I went out and got a bunch of makeup for the occasion.
- Wait! Why did you do that Pear.
We could have just used mine.
- What! You wear makeup orange?
- Oh yeah, all bunch,
my natural skin color is actually green.
(laughs)
- No it isn't.
- I'll never tell.
Let's do this.
I wanna be blindfolded first.
- All right.
Just be careful.
Don't poke me in the eye.
- Pear, Pear, Pear you worry too much.
I told yah, I do this all the time.
- Obviously not blindfolded.
- Well, I do it blindfolded in a way.
See, a lot of times I can't see what I'm doing
because I have a nasty habit
of accidentally poking myself in the eye.
(groans)
- You don't say.
- Okay, I've got my makeup all organized.
First, I'm gonna put a moisturizer on your face.
Let's see if I could find it.
- Dude.
- I know It's around here somewhere.
Here we are.
- Dude, that's not the.
- Pear that's a no, no.
You can't give me any hints.
That's cheating.
- But that isn't the.
- Pear I get it.
This probably isn't the brand of moisturizer you prefer,
but so what? This what makes this challenge so much fun.
So sit back and try and have some fun would you?
- But. - Now keep your mouth shut
so you don't accidentally get any in there.
(murmurs)
I'm applying a lot to your lips.
Gotta keep those puppies nice and moisturized.
(murmurs)
Good job keeping your mouth closed by the way.
Thank you for following directions.
I'm gonna apply this foundation with a foundation brush.
(groans)
Now, let's put a little on you.
(groans) That's weird.
My brush got stuck to your face.
Oh well, well I know I have another brush
around here somewhere.
There we go.
(groans)
That's it Pear, keep your mouth shut tight.
Well I apply foundation to.
(murmurs) (groans)
It's so weird all my brushes keep getting stuck
to your face Pear.
Did you not shave this morning or something.
(murmurs) [Indistinct]
we're gonna move right along to the eye pencil.
Where is it hiding?
Oh, is this it?
(groans)
Well this feels like a match, I don't want that.
I want an eye pencil.
(groans)
Here it is.
Yep, this is definitely an eye pencil.
Now let's just swing it around towards Pear.
(groans)
Here we go.
[Indistinct]
(laughs)
(groans) (explodes)
Yo, yo, yo, it's a new challenge video yo, yo.
(laughs)
- The first one is called,
The Kylie Jenner Lips challenge.
(upbeat music)
This is pretty easy.
Step one, you gotta get a glass.
And step two, Just suck.
- That's harsh, you don't even know Kylie.
(laughs)
- I'm not saying Kylie sucks dude.
I'm saying you actually suck with your lips
inside the glass.
Like this.
(sips)
That's what makes them big and puffy.
- Yeah, this doesn't seem very smart.
- Also, I'll have, you know I do know Kylie Jenner.
She almost ate me one time.
- Wow, that's awesome.
But why didn't she eat you though?
(groans)
- She decided I was too many calories.
- Now that's harsh.
(laughs)
- It's fine, yeah I'm totally over it.
- Still, there are worse ways to go
than getting eaten by Kylie Jenner.
- I know, right.
Oh man, if I had a time machine.
- Back to the challenge at nonexisting hand, little Apple.
- Right, and here's your cup, while I'll take mine.
Put it over your mouth and.
- Talk like [Indistinct]
(laughs)
- No! We're gonna suck for a while.
And entertain the audience while we do a dance,
Abraham Lincoln.
- Wharrap y'all, hit it.
(upbeat music)
Remember to [Indistinct]
- Are you ready for the big reveal?
- Oh, I'm ready all right.
(laughs)
(pops)
(pops)
(laughs)
- Wow! Your face is like all mouth.
- Come here, give me a kiss. (laughs)
- No! Orange, no!
- I look good, how you doing?
(laughs)
- My lips are so huge
I'm having trouble standing upright.
I'm like, on the verge of tripping over.
[Indistinct]
(laughs)
(groans)
- Well, it wouldn't be the Kylie Jenner Lip challenge
if we didn't take some selfies right?
- Take me upright, would you?
- Say Kylie!
- I didn't see the flash go off.
That's 'cause I took a video, I'm posting it
tagging Kylie Jenner.
(laughs)
- What! Don't!
- You two had a moment dude,
I bet she remembers you.
- Stop!
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, I'm so embarrassed.
Oh my gosh.
Tell me this isn't happening.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
- Whoa, she wrote back.
- Oh my gosh! What did she say?
- Oh no, is it bad?
Give it to me straight Orange.
I can't take it!
- Well she said you look really cute.
- Off to a great start.
- But she says you're not quite her type.
- Why not? Why not?
- Because she likes her little apples without big lips.
- Noo! Kylie this ain't my normal lips,
tell her my lips they are usually small Orange.
- Too late, apparently she's dating Kennedy rapper now.
- Noo!
(laughs)
(explodes)
- So whatsapp layer players?
Pear and Orange here
with a fruitacular, funkie fresh edition
of the 100 layers challenge.
- Now in case you don't know about it,
this is a challenge where w ehave to apply 100 layers
of something, it could be a face mask,
it could be hair spray, it could be any number of things.
All we know is the answers are contained in this bowl.
You wanna go first Orange?
- Nah, you can go first 'cause you're my best friend.
- I am not your, okay, whatever.
Let's do this.
First up, I'll be applying 100 layers of, lipstick.
- Wow, a challenge where Pear has to put on lipstick.
You can make up this stuff.
(laughs)
- Yes, very funny.
All right, here we go.
Let's see what a hundred layers of lipstick looks like.
(bright upbeat music)
♪ 100 layers of lip stick ♪
♪ 100 layers of lip stick ♪
♪ Tell your mother ♪
♪ Tell your brother ♪
♪ Tell your favorite [Indistinct] ♪
♪ 100 layers of lipstick ♪
♪ 100 layers of lipstick ♪
♪ Tell your mother ♪
♪ Tell your brother ♪
♪ Tell your favorite [Indistinct] ♪
Yeah.
What, what do you think?
- Well I think you can kiss,
any chance of getting a girlfriend, goodbye.
(laughs)
(groans)
- Okay, your turn.
What do you have to do a 100 layers of?
(clears throat)
- Megaphones!
- Megaphones? I don't understand.
Usually the 100 layer challenge
is for like beauty products.
How would you even go about doing a hundred layers of.
♪ 100 layers of Megaphones ♪
♪ 100 layers of megaphones ♪
♪ Tell your uncle ♪
♪ Tell your sister ♪
[Indistinct]
What? I'm almost done.
- Yeah I see what you're doing.
You're just making another mega mega megaphone.
Have you considered what kind of sound blast
that could send through the kitchen
if you talked into that thing?
- Of course I considered it.
That was the whole appeal.
(laughs)
- No, we are not blowing up the kitchen today.
Got it.
We're not doing a 100 layers of megaphones.
You hear me?
- Wow, that mega mega megaphones
is got pair mega mega mega tech.
(laughs)
- Time to get back to the true spirit of this challenge.
Fingernail Polish.
Perfect.
All right, here we go.
Let's see what it looks like
when I apply a 100 layers of nail Polish to this finger.
♪ A 100 layers of nail polish ♪
♪ A 100 layers of nail polish ♪
♪ Tell your grandma ♪
♪ Tell your neighbor [Indistinct ♪
♪ A 100 layers of nail polish ♪
♪ A 100 layers of nail polish ♪
♪ Tell your grandma ♪
♪ Tell your neighbor [Indistinct] ♪
See, now that's how you do a 100 layer challenge.
- I couldn't agree more.
You really nailed it.
(laughs)
(groans)
Okay my turn, my turn.
- Yeah I can't wait to see what you pull.
Probably chainsaws or something
ridiculously stupid and dangerous.
- Nop! I got nail polish.
- Oh, really?
Well that's surprisingly great.
- I agree.
I think it's gonna be a real blast.
(laughs)
- Wait! Why'd you say that?
Say what? Take a bat.
(laughs)
- No, I mean why'd you make a joke about a blast?
- Because, I wanted to make a statement
that was really dynamite.
(laughs)
- There it is again.
Are you about to explode the kitchen somehow?
Let me see that nail Polish.
Is it explosive nail polish?
Are you hiding TNT behind your back?
This finger was on top of a TNT detonator.
You were gonna put a 100 layers
on this finger nail causing it to push the detonator down.
- Well, yeah, I thought that was part of the challenge.
- And why on earth would you think that?
- Because your finger over there
was on a TNT detonator all along.
(screams) (laughs)
(explodes)
- Hello, fruit lovers, it's me passion.
And today I'm doing the boyfriend does my makeup challenge
with, Grape fruit.
- No, she's doing it with Orange.
She finds me more appealing.
(laughs)
Hey! What's the big idea?
[Indistinct]
- Guys, stop! I'm doing it with Gigi.
He's my boyfriend.
Remember him right?
- Hello.
(groans)
- Yeah, I remember him.
- I was kinda hoping he wouldn't carry over
into a second episode, but here we are.
So Gigi is going to do my makeup
and we'll see how it turns out.
- I am afraid the two of you are therefore not required.
Adios.
- Wait, wait, wait.
It's called boyfriend does my makeup challenge, yeah.
Well we are two boys.
- Yeah and we're friends.
So maybe we'll do the challenge too.
- Oh, you believe you can apply makeup better than I.
- I believe we can do a lot of things better than you.
- Such as?
- Let me get back to you on that.
- Whatever, fine.
You guys can do the video too.
(cheers)
- I shall now begin.
Following a lavender face mist and high end flamer.
I'll be applying a liquid foundation
that I've matched to Passion's skin tone
under multiple light sources.
There we are.
Perfect.
Stunning.
[Indistinct]
- How are the boys doing over there?
- No, I'm gonna put the makeup on you.
- I'm gonna put the makeup on you.
- We're running out of time.
I suppose my smooth skin isn't ideal canvas.
Fine, but don't blow this for me Orange.
I wanna look good.
- Don't worry, I promise you'll look great fruit.
(laughs)
- All right.
Next, the concealer.
Here I like to use two shades,
one slightly lighter than her skin tone
for areas I wish to emphasize.
And one slightly darker
for areas I wish to draw the eye away from.
Passion is already perfect in every way.
I have no use for this darker concealer today.
- Bro, he's like three steps ahead of us already
and he's hitting on Passion like mad.
You picked the right color foundation yet?
- I'm gonna go with the classic grey.
(laughs)
- Find a nice foundation you moron.
- Foundation, powder, bronzer.
- This is so not my skin tone.
Whatever, just keep going.
We have to at least finish.
Oh my gosh, I look like Kirby, don't I?
- Not at all, Kirby is way less pink than this.
(laughs)
(groans)
- Now, for the brush.
I'll be using a plum brush.
Keeping in mind the lens is small.
- Wow, I feel like I'm learning things
about makeup that I didn't even know.
- Can I open my eyes yet?
Are you done applying brush?
- Sure I'm, and boy do I look great.
(laughs)
- Oh my gosh, we are gonna lose these things so hard.
- A touch of eyeshadow,
a very, very conservative amount of eyeliner.
- Did you hear what he said?
Be conservative with the eyeliner.
- I know, I know,
I've only gone through a couple of pencils.
- Okay, good.
- I have a particular brand of mascara that I prefer.
L'Oreal Voluminous Blackberry.
- Orange are you using L'Oreal mascara on me?
Hashtag not a brand deal.
L'Oreal, oops! I misread the label.
- You're putting Oreos on my eyelashes
and to make matters worse, you knew I'm on a diet!
- After blotting the excess lip bum,
it is time to apply the lip gloss.
- Orange, stop eating the lip gloss!
- But I'm hungry, you took away my Oreo.
- And finally eye setting powder.
- Whoa, this is even better than how I do it.
- Okay, apply setting powder.
That's what he said.
A setting powder.
- Okay, here it goes.
- Am I beautiful?
I misread it, that was garlic powder.
- That would explain why my eyes are bleeding!
- Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead
and say that Gigi and I won this round.
- Good girl.
- Now can someone get me to a doctor?
- Do not worry my friends.
In addition to being a modern philanthropist
and a professional football player,
I'm also, a doctor.
(groans)
- Of course you are.
(upbeat music)