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  • - All right, so I'm here with Jazzmyne.

    - 好吧,所以我在這裡與Jazzmyne。

  • - Yes.

    - 是的,我知道

  • - We're gonna talk about embarrassing things that happened

    - 我們要談談發生的尷尬的事情。

  • during the middle school years.

    在中學時期。

  • Pubertyish, or like, what is fifth to eighth grade?

    青春期,還是喜歡,什麼是五年級到八年級?

  • Is that, what is that?

    那是,那是什麼?

  • Elementary school? - Yeah, um, awkward.

    小學?- 是啊,嗯,尷尬。

  • - It was just awkward. (laughing)

    - 這只是尷尬。(笑)

  • (bell ringing)

    (鐘聲)

  • I, one time...

    我,有一次...

  • I always have had really full eyebrows,

    我的眉毛一直都很飽滿。

  • and I didn't know about waxing.

    而我不知道打蠟的事。

  • So, I shaved the middle 'cause I was embarrassed about that.

    所以,我把中間的毛剃了,因為我覺得很尷尬。

  • - I get that. - And it was too wide.

    - 我明白了。- 而且它太寬了。

  • Just slightly too-- - Too far in?

    只是稍微太...

  • - Yeah, just slighty, and yeah.

    - 是的,只是輕微的,是的。

  • People asked me about it, and I was like, "No,

    人們問我,我就說:"沒有。

  • "I don't know what you're talking about."

    "我不知道你在說什麼。"

  • I did not admit to it.

    我沒有承認。

  • - Those are the worst things, too, because people clearly

    - 這些也是最糟糕的事情,因為人們明顯地

  • know that you did something, and you're just like, "Nah,

    知道你做了什麼, 你只是喜歡,"不,。

  • "I have no clue what you're talking about."

    "我不知道你在說什麼。"

  • I cut my eyelashes-- - What?

    我剪了我的睫毛 什麼?

  • - In sixth grade. - Ohhh.

    - 在六年級。- 哦,哦

  • Why did you do that?

    你為什麼要這麼做?

  • - I thought they were too long?

    - 我還以為是太長了呢?

  • - That's (mumbles) because long eyelashes

    - 那是因為長睫毛的緣故

  • are the thing people want.

    是人們想要的東西。

  • - People get extensions,

    - 人們得到擴展。

  • and here I am like, "These are too long."

    在這裡,我很喜歡, "這些都太長了。"

  • Snipped 'em. - So, you just trimmed them?

    剪掉了- 所以,你只是修剪了他們?

  • - Yes, my mom almost killed me.

    - 是的,我媽媽差點殺了我。

  • - During the boobs growing in phase,

    - 在胸部生長階段。

  • that was a really awkward time in school

    那是一段非常尷尬的學校時光

  • because, I don't think you know much about bras

    因為,我想你對胸罩的瞭解並不多。

  • or the types that you need.

    或你需要的類型。

  • So, I would wear those trainer bras,

    所以,我會穿那些教練胸罩。

  • which were basically nothing.

    其中基本沒有什麼。

  • Just cloth.

    只是布。

  • And it still...

    而且還是...

  • Your nipples were still all weird looking.

    你的乳頭還是一副怪模怪樣。

  • So, I was embarrassed about it, so to smooth it out,

    所以,我很尷尬,所以要捋順它。

  • I put toilet paper or tissue, just to add--

    我放了衛生紙或紙巾,只是為了增加... ...

  • - To smooth it out. (laughs) - Just so it wasn't so pointy.

    - 為了讓它光滑起來。只是為了讓它不那麼尖。

  • It's like...

    這就像...

  • I don't know, I have nipple pointiness insecurities.

    我不知道,我有乳頭點狀的不安全感。

  • - Still? - Still.

    - 安靜?- 噓。

  • - No. - Still.

    - 沒有

  • - We'll get over that.

    - 我們會克服的。

  • That'll be another video.

    這將是另一個視頻。

  • We'll work on that.

    我們會努力的

  • (playful jazz music)

    (俏皮的爵士樂)

  • - So I put in toilet paper to make it smooth

    - 所以我就用衛生紙把它抹平了

  • and I thought it was good.

    我認為這是很好的。

  • - It truly makes sense.

    - 這確實是有道理的。

  • I understand where you're coming from,

    我明白你的意思

  • because you look and you're like, "Ohh."

    因為你看和你一樣,"哦"。

  • - They go different ways. - Yeah!

    - 他們走的是不同的路- 是啊!

  • - So, I put them in, and I was like, "Okay, cool."

    - 所以,我把他們,我當時想,"好吧,酷。"

  • Then, I didn't realize that it was riding up

    然後,我就不知道它是騎上去了

  • and one of my friends was like,

    和我的一個朋友很喜歡,

  • "Do you have toilet paper in your bra?"

    "你的胸罩裡有衛生紙嗎?"

  • And I was like, "Yeah, no, I just have a runny nose,

    我就說:"是的,不,我只是流鼻涕。

  • "so I put it in there." (Jazzmyne laughing)

    "所以我把它在那裡。"(Jazzmyne笑)

  • - A runny nose.

    - 流鼻涕。

  • - And then they were like, "No,"

    - 然後他們就說 "不"

  • and I was like, "Yeah," and I had to admit to it.

    我當時想,"是啊,"我不得不承認這一點。

  • - Oh, okay, but at least you weren't stuffing your bra

    - 哦,好吧,但至少你沒有把你的胸罩塞滿。

  • to make them bigger.

    以使其更大。

  • - My boobs were too small to get away with that.

    - 我的胸部太小,無法擺脫。

  • It was more just,

    更為公正。

  • I just needed a little extra...

    我只是需要一點額外的...

  • - Just like a...

    - 就像一個...

  • Let's make it round. - A little shaping.

    讓我們把它做圓。- 塑造一下。

  • - Yeah, I feel that.

    - 是的,我感覺到了。

  • Okay, so one time I was at basketball intramurals,

    好吧,所以有一次我在籃球校內賽。

  • and, first of all, I'm one of the only girls.

    而且,首先,我是唯一的女孩之一。

  • Go figure.

    去想一想

  • Second of all, I'm tall as hell in fifth grade,

    其次,我五年級的時候身高就已經很高了。

  • and I had on-- - Was that always awkward,

    我還戴著..,

  • being the tallest girl? - Oh my gosh...

    作為最高的女孩?- 哦,我的天哪...

  • 'Cause all the boys wanted to be the tallest,

    因為所有的男孩都想成為最高的。

  • and here I am literally the tallest, all my life.

    在這裡,我是字面上最高的,我的生活。

  • (sighing)

    (嘆氣)

  • So, I was at basketball and I had on these rip off pants,

    所以,我在打籃球的時候,我穿上了這條撕裂的褲子。

  • and I'm like, "This is a look."

    我想,"這是一個樣子。"

  • - Workout pants?

    - 鍛鍊褲?

  • Yeah, I liked those a lot. - And a tank top.

    是啊,我很喜歡這些。- 還有一件背心

  • A lime green tank top, and black rip off pants.

    一件青綠色的背心,和黑色的撕拉褲。

  • - So, you were just always cool.

    - 所以,你只是一直很酷。

  • - I was ballin', literally, ballin'.

    - 我是球的,字面上,球的。

  • And so, I was runnin', I was runnin', and all of a sudden

    所以,我在跑,我在跑,突然間...

  • my pants flew off and I had on these spandex shorts that

    我的褲子飛了下來,我有在這些氨綸短褲,

  • nobody should wear in public. - Oh no!

    沒有人應該穿在公共場合。- 哦,不!

  • - And I just did it so no one could see my butt

    - 我只是做了,所以沒有人可以看到我的屁股。

  • through anything, and I was like,

    通過任何事情,我很喜歡,

  • "I'm not gonna take all this time to put these

    "我不會花這麼多時間把這些...

  • "rip off pants back on." - 'Cause you have to

    "撕掉褲子穿上"- 因為你必須

  • button them. - Exactly, during the game.

    按鈕他們。- 沒錯,在遊戲中。

  • The team's counting on me.

    球隊就靠我了

  • So, I just played in my

    所以,我只是在我的

  • purple spandex shorts-- - They were purple?

    紫色的氨綸短褲...

  • And you just went for it?

    你就這麼去做了?

  • - (laughs) And my lime green top.

    - (笑)還有我的青綠色上衣。

  • - That's actually kind of a look.

    - 其實這也算是一種看。

  • Like, now. - Now. (laughs)

    就像,現在。- 現在。(笑)

  • - But, if you're in middle school,

    - 但是,如果你是初中生。

  • I can see that it would be embarrassing.

    我看得出,這將是尷尬的。

  • - My mom legit, from the sideline I looked at her,

    - 我媽合法的,我在一旁看著她。

  • and she was just like, "Why?

    她只是想,"為什麼?

  • "Why?" (laughs)

    "為什麼?"(笑)

  • - Oh my God. - Terrible.

    - 哦,我的上帝。- 太可怕了

  • It must have been also equally embarrassing

    這一定也是同樣令人尷尬的

  • to be a guy during this time

    在這段時間裡,作為一個男人

  • because of the boner thing. (springing)

    因為骨子裡的東西。(彈簧)

  • Because I remember that coming up

    因為我記得,來了

  • and it just awkwardly happening, and I don't...

    它只是尷尬地發生, 我不... ...

  • I always think about that, I'm like, "Oh my God."

    我總是想到這一點,我想,"哦,我的上帝。"

  • I don't know if any of mine will compare to that.

    我不知道我的是否能與之相比。

  • - Yeah, no.

    - 是的,沒有。

  • I'll wear my spandex. (Ella laughing)

    我會穿上我的緊身衣。(艾拉笑)

  • I'll keep my spandex. (laughs)

    我會保持我的氨綸。(笑)

  • - Well, thank you

    - 嗯,謝謝你

  • for chatting with me. - Of course.

    和我哈拉。- 當然了

  • - This has been fun.

    - 這很有趣。

  • Does anyone watching have any fun, embarrassing stories

    有人看了有什麼好玩的,糗事嗎?

  • they wanna tell from their childhood?

    他們想告訴從他們的童年?

  • Let us know, comment, "Like."

    讓我們知道,評論,"喜歡"。

  • You know, that's what this is. - Get it done.

    你知道,這是什麼。- 搞定它。

  • (playful music)

    (俏皮音樂)

  • (swishing)

    (嗖嗖)

  • (creaking)

    (吱吱作響)

- All right, so I'm here with Jazzmyne.

- 好吧,所以我在這裡與Jazzmyne。

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