- Yes.

- 是的，我知道

- We're gonna talk about embarrassing things that happened

- 我們要談談發生的尷尬的事情。

during the middle school years.

在中學時期。

Pubertyish, or like, what is fifth to eighth grade?

青春期，還是喜歡，什麼是五年級到八年級？

Is that, what is that?

那是，那是什麼？

Elementary school? - Yeah, um, awkward.

小學？- 是啊，嗯，尷尬。

- It was just awkward. (laughing)

- 這只是尷尬。（笑）

(bell ringing)

（鐘聲）

I, one time...

我，有一次...

I always have had really full eyebrows,

我的眉毛一直都很飽滿。

and I didn't know about waxing.

而我不知道打蠟的事。

So, I shaved the middle 'cause I was embarrassed about that.

所以，我把中間的毛剃了，因為我覺得很尷尬。

- I get that. - And it was too wide.

- 我明白了。- 而且它太寬了。

Just slightly too-- - Too far in?

只是稍微太...

- Yeah, just slighty, and yeah.

- 是的，只是輕微的，是的。

People asked me about it, and I was like, "No,

人們問我，我就說："沒有。

"I don't know what you're talking about."

"我不知道你在說什麼。"

I did not admit to it.

我沒有承認。

- Those are the worst things, too, because people clearly

- 這些也是最糟糕的事情，因為人們明顯地

know that you did something, and you're just like, "Nah,

知道你做了什麼， 你只是喜歡，"不，。

"I have no clue what you're talking about."

"我不知道你在說什麼。"

I cut my eyelashes-- - What?

我剪了我的睫毛 什麼？

- In sixth grade. - Ohhh.

- 在六年級。- 哦，哦

Why did you do that?

你為什麼要這麼做？

- I thought they were too long?

- 我還以為是太長了呢？

- That's (mumbles) because long eyelashes

- 那是因為長睫毛的緣故

are the thing people want.

是人們想要的東西。

- People get extensions,

- 人們得到擴展。

and here I am like, "These are too long."

在這裡，我很喜歡， "這些都太長了。"

Snipped 'em. - So, you just trimmed them?

剪掉了- 所以，你只是修剪了他們？

- Yes, my mom almost killed me.

- 是的，我媽媽差點殺了我。

- During the boobs growing in phase,

- 在胸部生長階段。

that was a really awkward time in school

那是一段非常尷尬的學校時光

because, I don't think you know much about bras

因為，我想你對胸罩的瞭解並不多。

or the types that you need.

或你需要的類型。

So, I would wear those trainer bras,

所以，我會穿那些教練胸罩。

which were basically nothing.

其中基本沒有什麼。

Just cloth.

只是布。

And it still...

而且還是...

Your nipples were still all weird looking.

你的乳頭還是一副怪模怪樣。

So, I was embarrassed about it, so to smooth it out,

所以，我很尷尬，所以要捋順它。

I put toilet paper or tissue, just to add--

我放了衛生紙或紙巾，只是為了增加... ...

- To smooth it out. (laughs) - Just so it wasn't so pointy.

- 為了讓它光滑起來。只是為了讓它不那麼尖。

It's like...

這就像...

I don't know, I have nipple pointiness insecurities.

我不知道，我有乳頭點狀的不安全感。

- Still? - Still.

- 安靜？- 噓。

- No. - Still.

- 沒有

- We'll get over that.

- 我們會克服的。

That'll be another video.

這將是另一個視頻。

We'll work on that.

我們會努力的

(playful jazz music)

(俏皮的爵士樂)

- So I put in toilet paper to make it smooth

- 所以我就用衛生紙把它抹平了

and I thought it was good.

我認為這是很好的。

- It truly makes sense.

- 這確實是有道理的。

I understand where you're coming from,

我明白你的意思

because you look and you're like, "Ohh."

因為你看和你一樣，"哦"。

- They go different ways. - Yeah!

- 他們走的是不同的路- 是啊！

- So, I put them in, and I was like, "Okay, cool."

- 所以，我把他們，我當時想，"好吧，酷。"

Then, I didn't realize that it was riding up

然後，我就不知道它是騎上去了

and one of my friends was like,

和我的一個朋友很喜歡，

"Do you have toilet paper in your bra?"

"你的胸罩裡有衛生紙嗎？"

And I was like, "Yeah, no, I just have a runny nose,

我就說："是的，不，我只是流鼻涕。

"so I put it in there." (Jazzmyne laughing)

"所以我把它在那裡。"（Jazzmyne笑）

- A runny nose.

- 流鼻涕。

- And then they were like, "No,"

- 然後他們就說 "不"

and I was like, "Yeah," and I had to admit to it.

我當時想，"是啊，"我不得不承認這一點。

- Oh, okay, but at least you weren't stuffing your bra

- 哦，好吧，但至少你沒有把你的胸罩塞滿。

to make them bigger.

以使其更大。

- My boobs were too small to get away with that.

- 我的胸部太小，無法擺脫。

It was more just,

更為公正。

I just needed a little extra...

我只是需要一點額外的...

- Just like a...

- 就像一個...

Let's make it round. - A little shaping.

讓我們把它做圓。- 塑造一下。

- Yeah, I feel that.

- 是的，我感覺到了。

Okay, so one time I was at basketball intramurals,

好吧，所以有一次我在籃球校內賽。

and, first of all, I'm one of the only girls.

而且，首先，我是唯一的女孩之一。

Go figure.

去想一想

Second of all, I'm tall as hell in fifth grade,

其次，我五年級的時候身高就已經很高了。

and I had on-- - Was that always awkward,

我還戴著..,

being the tallest girl? - Oh my gosh...

作為最高的女孩？- 哦，我的天哪...

'Cause all the boys wanted to be the tallest,

因為所有的男孩都想成為最高的。

and here I am literally the tallest, all my life.

在這裡，我是字面上最高的，我的生活。

(sighing)

(嘆氣)

So, I was at basketball and I had on these rip off pants,

所以，我在打籃球的時候，我穿上了這條撕裂的褲子。

and I'm like, "This is a look."

我想，"這是一個樣子。"

- Workout pants?

- 鍛鍊褲？

Yeah, I liked those a lot. - And a tank top.

是啊，我很喜歡這些。- 還有一件背心

A lime green tank top, and black rip off pants.

一件青綠色的背心，和黑色的撕拉褲。

- So, you were just always cool.

- 所以，你只是一直很酷。

- I was ballin', literally, ballin'.

- 我是球的，字面上，球的。

And so, I was runnin', I was runnin', and all of a sudden

所以，我在跑，我在跑，突然間...

my pants flew off and I had on these spandex shorts that

我的褲子飛了下來，我有在這些氨綸短褲，

nobody should wear in public. - Oh no!

沒有人應該穿在公共場合。- 哦，不！

- And I just did it so no one could see my butt

- 我只是做了，所以沒有人可以看到我的屁股。

through anything, and I was like,

通過任何事情，我很喜歡，

"I'm not gonna take all this time to put these

"我不會花這麼多時間把這些...

"rip off pants back on." - 'Cause you have to

"撕掉褲子穿上"- 因為你必須

button them. - Exactly, during the game.

按鈕他們。- 沒錯，在遊戲中。

The team's counting on me.

球隊就靠我了

So, I just played in my

所以，我只是在我的

purple spandex shorts-- - They were purple?

紫色的氨綸短褲...

And you just went for it?

你就這麼去做了？

- (laughs) And my lime green top.

- (笑)還有我的青綠色上衣。

- That's actually kind of a look.

- 其實這也算是一種看。

Like, now. - Now. (laughs)

就像，現在。- 現在。（笑）

- But, if you're in middle school,

- 但是，如果你是初中生。

I can see that it would be embarrassing.

我看得出，這將是尷尬的。

- My mom legit, from the sideline I looked at her,

- 我媽合法的，我在一旁看著她。

and she was just like, "Why?

她只是想，"為什麼？

"Why?" (laughs)

"為什麼？"（笑）

- Oh my God. - Terrible.

- 哦，我的上帝。- 太可怕了

It must have been also equally embarrassing

這一定也是同樣令人尷尬的

to be a guy during this time

在這段時間裡，作為一個男人

because of the boner thing. (springing)

因為骨子裡的東西。（彈簧）

Because I remember that coming up

因為我記得，來了

and it just awkwardly happening, and I don't...

它只是尷尬地發生， 我不... ...

I always think about that, I'm like, "Oh my God."

我總是想到這一點，我想，"哦，我的上帝。"

I don't know if any of mine will compare to that.

我不知道我的是否能與之相比。

- Yeah, no.

- 是的，沒有。

I'll wear my spandex. (Ella laughing)

我會穿上我的緊身衣。（艾拉笑）

I'll keep my spandex. (laughs)

我會保持我的氨綸。（笑）

- Well, thank you

- 嗯，謝謝你

for chatting with me. - Of course.

和我哈拉。- 當然了

- This has been fun.

- 這很有趣。

Does anyone watching have any fun, embarrassing stories

有人看了有什麼好玩的，糗事嗎？

they wanna tell from their childhood?

他們想告訴從他們的童年？

Let us know, comment, "Like."

讓我們知道，評論，"喜歡"。

You know, that's what this is. - Get it done.

你知道，這是什麼。- 搞定它。

(playful music)

(俏皮音樂)

(swishing)

（嗖嗖）

(creaking)

（吱吱作響）