I said it. Could such a thing exist, will it be delicious?

我說了這樣的東西會不會存在，會不會好吃？

I'm not sure, We're taking you to a tiny, tiny place that is in fact so far away from civilization,

我不確定，我們要帶你去一個很小很小的地方，其實離文明很遠。

that we had to record the introduction in this area because it has lighting.

我們必須在這個區域錄製介紹，因為它有照明。

We actually have a really cool menu to choose from now.

其實我們現在有一個非常酷的菜單可以選擇。

I got which online I've read is the best one: Rich taste brown rice yeast ramen

我在網上看了哪家是最好的。富味糙米酵母拉麵

And it's apparently V - vegan, but not OV. And Simon went for the Miso one, which is OV

顯然是V--素食主義者，但不是OV。西蒙去了味噌的，這是OV的

And then he add the extra soy char siu made on top, and we ordered some gyozas as well as some sweet and hot

然後他在上面加了額外的醬油燒，我們點了一些餃子，還有一些甜辣。

soy meat chicken bits.

醬肉雞塊。

Now there's one thing that's very mandatory

現在有一件事是非常強制性的。

when you come to this place; and that is: Bring your own little sweat cloth. Because there's no air-conditioning here

當你來到這個地方；那就是。帶上自己的小汗布因為這裡沒有空調

And you're just gonna be pouring with sweat like I am. It's really hot.

你也會像我一樣滿頭大汗。它真的很熱。

Or you could be like Martina and have your little fan attached to your phone.. Your phone's gonna die really soon though.

或者你也可以像瑪蒂娜一樣，把你的小風扇連接到你的手機上... ...你的手機很快就會死掉的。

Oh well, I don't need a phone, I'm with my ducky. Yeah quality time! How will I get back on the subway? Never mind.

哦，我不需要手機，我和我的小鴨子在一起。 是啊，品質時間！ 我怎麼回去坐地鐵？算了吧

So these are gyozas here made with soy meat instead. Never had anything like this before

所以這裡的餃子是用黃豆肉代替的。我從來沒有吃過這種東西

Mmmm. This is really well-seasoned. These are - these are vegetarian? Really?

嘸。這真的是很好的調味品。這些是--這些是素的？真的嗎？

It doesn't have like the hard texture of a meat. Tastes like a lot softer meat.

它沒有像肉的堅硬口感。吃起來像軟了很多的肉。

But it's still really flavorful and nicely done. I'm impressed.

但還是真的很有味道，做得很好。 給我留下了深刻的印象。

So for those of you that want to know what it's like being tall in Japan,

所以，對於那些想知道在日本高大上是什麼樣子的人來說。

here's something that you have to get used to: If it's gonna be floor seating, most of the time my legs

這裡的東西，你必須習慣。如果要坐地板的話，大部分時間我的腳

cannot fit underneath here because I wind up lifting over the table, so you just kinda sit awkwardly in corners like I am.

不能適應下面這裡，因為我風了抬在桌子上，所以你只是有點坐在角落裡像我一樣尷尬。

I'm going in for the first taste of the Dragon ramen. This is made with brown rice yeast. There's no animal anything inside of this.

我要進去吃第一口龍牌拉麵。這是用糙米酵母做的。這裡面沒有任何動物的東西。

That is great. Oh wow, you can't even pinpoint all the flavors that you're tasting

這是偉大的。哦，哇，你甚至不能確定 所有的味道，你正在品嚐。

That's a great broth,the noodles are not made with any eggs as well.

這湯真好喝，麵條也沒有加雞蛋。

Every ramen shop has its own unique noodle that they work with.

每家拉麵店都有自己獨特的麵條，他們的合作。

It tastes like a totally normal noodle, and the broth is just really surprising. It's got that creaminess of like a rice

它的味道就像一根完全普通的麵條，而湯汁的味道真的讓人吃驚。它有那種像米飯一樣的奶油味。

cabbage-y... it's got a nice like oily taste to it, but it's obviously a healthy oil you can tell by the color

捲心菜味... 它有一種很好的像油性的味道， 但它顯然是一個健康的油，你可以通過顏色來判斷。

It's still salty, but it's also sweet at the same time. It's just a delicious

雖然還是鹹的，但同時也是甜的。這只是一個美味

ramen. This has the oiliness that I'm expecting out of like ramen - my kind of ramen that is - it's got a good

拉麵。這有油性，我期待出喜歡的拉麵--我的那種拉麵是--它有一個很好的。

savoriness to it as well. It's not just overly sweet because a lot of bean stuff could just be sweet, but now this has a

味道也是如此。這不僅僅是過甜，因為很多豆類的東西可能只是甜的，但現在這個有一個。

nice bite to it.

很好的咬合。

So good. Let me just say: I was very skeptical before I came here

這麼好。我只想說我來這裡之前，我是很懷疑的

I was actually worried that this would be a video that we'd shoot and not be able to publish because I didn't like it but I

其實我很擔心，這將是一個視頻，我們將拍攝，不能發佈，因為我不喜歡它，但我。

actually really like this, and I really want to publish and share this, because this is - this is really nice ramen

其實真的很喜歡這一點，我真的想發佈和分享，因為這是 - 這是真的很好的拉麵。

We've shot at some restaurants before that we didn't like, and so we just deleted the footage

我們之前在一些餐廳拍攝過，我們不喜歡，所以我們就刪掉了這些鏡頭。

and this right here was like 50-50 chance

而這個就在這裡是像50-50的機會

I'm actually, thoroughly, enjoying this

其實，我很喜歡這個

So one thing that's really cool

所以有一件事是非常酷的

is he has a very specific and very clear menu on the board marking if it's vegetarian or if it's vegan

是他有一個非常具體和非常明確的菜單 在板上標記，如果它是素食或如果它是素食主義者。

or if it's OV or even if it's halal. Didn't actually know, I'm like: What's OV? Turns out

或是否OV，甚至是否清真。其實不知道，我想。什麼是OV？原來

he has a Buddhist code of not using five of the major pungent roots

他有一個佛教守則，不用五大辛根

Which is kind of like garlic or leeks or onions?

哪個有點像大蒜或韭菜或洋蔥？

We saw some onions in our dipping sauce for our gyoza, and so that was clearly marked as just V

我們看到我們的餃子的蘸醬裡有一些洋蔥，所以那上面明確標明只是V

so

所以

There's all these different things that you can read it's also written in Japanese, English and Korean and Mandarin

有這些不同的東西，你可以讀它也是用日語、英語、韓語和國語寫的。

So it's like you have all these options to figure out. What is best for sitting?

所以，就像你要弄清楚這些選擇。什麼是最適合坐的？

Let my try this charshu here

讓我來嚐嚐這個charshu

They actually seasoned this meat as well, it's not half bad.

其實他們把這肉也調好了，半點不差。

Not my favorite ramen in the world, but this is really surprisingly great.

雖然不是我最喜歡的拉麵，但這真的是出乎意料的好。

That is a very gentle miso soup. Some people like it, and some people just hate it, because a lot of places make their miso

那是一種很溫和的味噌湯。有些人喜歡它，有些人就是討厭它，因為很多地方做的味噌

really strong. So when you eat it, it just tastes like miso, salty or sweet,

真的很強。所以吃起來的時候，就是味噌的味道，或鹹或甜。

whatever they've chosen. This one is very very gentle. It has like a very light leftover miso taste.

不管他們選擇了什麼。這個是非常非常溫和的。它有像很淡的剩飯味噌的味道。

It doesn't have like an overwhelming flavor to it, and the charshu soy meat has kind of like a lemongrass flavor to it

它沒有像一個壓倒性的味道吧，和charshu醬油肉有種像檸檬草的味道吧。

Mmm. I've came prepared with pigtail hair. That way I don't have to tie my hair back

嗯，我已經準備好了辮子。我是帶著辮子來的。這樣我就不用把頭髮紮起來了。

Girl we gotta talk about it, you can't finish them all girl we got two left?

姑娘，我們得談談，你不能把它們都吃完，姑娘，我們還剩兩個？

Hmm wow this is great. You didn't want this, right Simon? I mean, I'll just eat all of it.

嗯，哇，這是偉大的。你不想要這個，對不對西蒙？我的意思是，我只是吃了所有的它。

I gotta have some more too. Sweet and hot bleak salted chicken bits. And wow, it's on the snack menu,

我也要多吃點。又甜又熱的淒涼鹹雞塊。哇，這是在小吃菜單上。

but accompanying it with a ramen is quite nice, because the miso is quite sweet and light, and when you have this really salty

但配上拉麵是相當不錯的，因為味噌是相當甜的和清淡的，而當你有這個真正的鹹的

a little bit spicy, like it's not big spicy. It's like a tiny bit

有點辣，好像不是大辣。這就像一個微小的位

I absolutely would have thought this was meat.

我絕對會認為這是肉。

I know that not all vegans and vegetarians are into that like some people don't want their stuff to taste or like look like meat.

我知道，不是所有的素食主義者和素食主義者都喜歡這樣，就像有些人不希望他們的東西味道或像看起來像肉。

But I mean this is really good. If you're coming here with your friends who are meat-eaters,

但我的意思是這真的很好。如果你是和你的朋友來這裡吃肉的話。

you can easily order this for them,

你可以很容易地為他們訂購這個。

and they can have a completely enjoyable time even if they're like

他們可以有一個完全愉快的時間，即使他們像。

not into noodles and carbs and stuff like that. Wow this is great. You didn't want this right Simon?

不喜歡吃麵條和碳水化合物之類的東西。哇，這是偉大的。你不想要這個吧，西蒙？

I mean, I'll just eat all of it

我的意思是，我就把它全部吃了。

I gotta have some more too.

我也要多吃點。

I'll just take this little tiny wedge.

我就拿這個小小的楔子。

Girl, you left me two pieces.

姑娘，你給我留了兩塊。

I'm about to leave you one piece.

我就要離開你一塊了。

What you're gonna do about it?

你打算怎麼做？

People usually get mad at me the videos for eating all this stuff, but I want people to see... Martina's like: "Take Back the Night!"

人們通常會對我吃這些東西的視頻感到生氣，但我想讓人們看到... ...瑪蒂娜的喜歡，"奪回夜晚！"

I'm tired of having Simon. Once in a while, is all I'm saying.

我厭倦了有西蒙。偶爾一次，我只是想說。

Hey, I have a question for you. Yes?

嘿，我有個問題要問你什麼問題？

Whose sweat cloth is that? This is yours because I lost mine. So you rubbed your sweat cloth on your face.

這是誰的汗布？這是你的，因為我的丟了。所以你就把汗布擦在臉上了。

And then you lost it somewhere.

然後你把它丟在了某個地方。

And now you're using mine. I'm gonna leave you one piece

現在你用的是我的我要給你留下一塊

What you're gonna do about it?

你打算怎麼做？

Do you want to back? Eww, No!

你要不要退後？Eww, No!

I should've got you.

我應該抓住你的。

I should've got you.

我應該抓住你的。

This entire restaurant fits about seven people

整個餐廳可以容納七個人

That's it. You can just

就這樣吧你就可以

jam all of us in. And you have the chef who's just passionate about making the food that he wants to make and he's doing a great

堵住我們所有的人。你有主廚誰只是激情 誰的食物，他想使 他做了一個偉大的。

Job, i think that we should have ordered

約伯，我想我們應該訂購

at least ten more of those soy meat sate.

至少再來十個那些醬肉沙特。

So I'm really thrilled because I actually found my sweat rug

所以我真的很激動，因為我真的找到了我的汗水地毯

Right because Martina's is kind of soaked and in need of maintenance so I have a nice little dry yeah

是的，因為瑪蒂娜的是一種浸泡和需要維護 所以我有一個很好的小幹耶。

Thanks a lot for that mine's disgusting

謝謝你的幫助，我的太噁心了

Hey

嘿嘿

This place was actually

這個地方其實是

surprisingly really good. If you're looking for the ramen that you're used to this isn't going to taste like it, but this is still

竟然真的很好。如果你在尋找你習慣的拉麵，這不會像它的味道，但這仍然是。

really good ramen.

真正的好拉麵。

And if you're coming here with like vegetarian friends or even if you're vegetarian you want to bring your meat eating friends with you

如果你是和素食朋友一起來的，或者即使你是素食者，你也想帶著你的肉食朋友一起來。

I'm sure everybody here will find something that they're satisfied with. If you want to find directions to this place

我相信大家在這裡一定會找到自己滿意的東西。如果你想找到去這個地方的方向

We've listed them in a blog post so make sure you click on the link below, and you can come here as well

我們已經在一篇博客文章中列出了它們，所以請您一定要點擊下面的鏈接，您也可以來到這裡

It's a little bit off the beaten path, but it's definitely worth the journey.

雖然有點偏僻，但絕對值得一去。

Chabuzen~ Well, I think I might need to get a third sweat rag; it is

查布增~嗯，我想我可能需要買第三塊汗巾了，它是

disgustingly hot today. Oh duckie... I'm just gonna rub my face on your body!

今天熱得讓人噁心哦，鴨子... 我只是想把我的臉在你身上蹭一蹭!

No. Please don't...please don't do that.

不，請不要......請不要這樣做。