(wedding music)

(婚禮音樂)

One of the greatest beefs that Japan has to offer we're gonna have it for breakfast

日本最好吃的牛肉之一 我們要把它當早餐吃了

I, I just want to stop talking and go eat it. [Simon anticipation noise]Mmm. Let's just go. I have a question for you

我，我只想停止說話，去吃它。[西蒙期待的聲音]嗯。我們還是走吧。我有個問題要問你

What do you want for your appetizer before you eat your beef? Do you want a beef appetizer well

吃牛肉前你想吃什麼開胃菜？牛肉開胃菜要不要吃好

We've got beef, beef, beef, and some beans and beef. Are you starting with this first? No?

我們有牛肉，牛肉，牛肉，還有一些豆子和牛肉。你是先從這個開始嗎？不先吃？

What should we start with I don't know the one that's closest to me. How do I? Do i eat the flowers? We should?

我們應該從什麼開始，我不知道那個離我最近的人。我該怎麼做？我吃花嗎？我們應該？

Snap Dragon, thank you mom and dad for making, me so I could experience this today. I owe you so much

驍龍，感謝爸爸媽媽讓，我有了今天的經歷。我欠你們的太多了

(sexy music)

(性感音樂)

I can honestly say

我可以坦白地說

This is my first time to have a beef appetizer before my beef

這是我第一次在吃牛肉前吃到牛肉開胃菜。

I know

我知道

Are they gonna have beef dessert? because I'm totally down for beef dessert?

他們會有牛肉甜點嗎 因為我很想吃牛肉甜點?

[Simon experiencing beef punching him in the mouth]

[西蒙經歷了牛肉打他的嘴]

What the *bleep* is that?

那是什麼東西？

I know

我知道

holy *beep*

神聖的*嗶嗶聲

Really good

真的很好

*Brain attempting to talk to taste buds* look at the pupils

*大腦試圖與味蕾對話，看看瞳孔吧

It's

這是...

like beef bubble gum

牛皮糖

This video, I'm gonna try my hardest not to use the word no because what I've discovered is every time. I have something good

這段視頻，我要努力不使用 "不 "字，因為我發現的是每次。我有好東西

I go, no

我去，不

No

沒有

No no

不，不

HmmmMmm

HmmmMmmmm

I don't understand and everyone thinks that I don't like it, so I'm gonna try really hard this time to be like yup

我不明白，每個人都認為我不喜歡，所以我這次會很努力的去做一個喜歡的人。

Yes, yes, yes, yes yeah. Do I eat this whole thing?

是的，是的，是的，是的。我吃這整個東西？

No, you just have a bite of it, and then give me the rest. Oh, I see how this is, that's how this usually works

不，你就吃一口，然後把剩下的給我。哦，我明白了這是怎麼回事，這通常是如何工作的。

no sir-ee

毋庸置疑

[instant regret]

[瞬間後悔]

Hmm

哼

Well some of us are a little more civilized that tasted like a roast beef sandwich Asian style, because you had the vinegared rice

我們有些人比較文明，吃起來像亞洲風味的烤牛肉三明治，因為你有醋飯。

What the vinegared rice tasted like when you have like a sourdough bread with mustard on top of it. Oh my gosh

醋飯的味道就像你吃了一個酸麵包，上面還放了芥末。哦，我的天哪

That was really unique to have beef four different ways

牛肉有四種不同的吃法，真是太獨特了。

Omi water, ladies and gentlemen that was just the appetizer

海水，女士們先生們，那只是開胃菜而已

Yeah, we haven't even gone to the main dish. Hold on to your underpants sir cause this is gonna be a ride

是啊，我們甚至還沒有去到主菜。抓緊你的內褲，先生，因為這將是一個騎。

Two hands, hold on

兩隻手，抓緊

Let's do this well, I think we're off to a good start sir, we've made a good decision

我們好好幹吧，我想我們有了一個好的開始，先生，我們做了一個好的決定。

Yes, Otsu. We've made the right decisions in our lives that has led us here

是的，大津。我們已經做出了正確的決定，在我們的生活，導致我們在這裡。

this is such a gorgeous presentation this little wooden coaster seems so old and just

這是一個如此華麗的介紹 這個小木杯墊似乎如此古老，只是

so wise

睿智

What is it you want to tell me old little coaster? tell me, the mysteries of the woods

你想告訴我什麼，老小杯墊？ 告訴我，森林的奧祕。

i'm just a wooden coaster. and you two are weirdos.

我只是一個木杯墊。 而你們兩個是怪人。

We have a custard with Omi beef finish

我們有一個奶油蛋糕與近江牛肉的完成。

and then we have an Omi Shabu Shabu on the side this is such a

然後我們還有一個近江涮鍋在旁邊，這是一個這樣的。

Rich and juicy custard you see how it's got a brown kind of called something look to it

濃郁多汁的奶油凍 你看，它有一種棕色的東西，看起來像什麼東西

I

I

Want this for breakfast lunch and dinner

早餐午餐晚餐都要吃這個

I think that this is gonna be my protein intake for the rest of the week. This is wild

我想這將是我這周剩下的蛋白質攝入量。這是野生的

we're never gonna poop again!

我們再也不會拉屎了！

am at an amusement park

在遊樂園

And it is filled to the brim with beef so describing this as a custard is kind of

而且裡面裝滿了牛肉，所以把它說成是蛋奶凍有點

Weird because it's not the kind of like sweet custard that you know it's really hearts that it's more

很奇怪，因為它不是那種像甜蜜的奶油凍，你知道它是真正的心臟，它是更多的

Resembles kind of like a soft tofu. We came here with a set of facts that we want to convey to you

類似有點像軟豆腐。我們帶著一組事實來到這裡，想傳達給大家的是

I don't just want to groan on camera. This is very difficult to focus on telling you things when you have food

我不只是想在鏡頭前呻吟。這是很難專注於告訴你的東西 當你有食物。

That's good in front of you

在你面前就好了

Did you know that only beef is one of the top three wagyus of Japan a lot of people know Kobe beef

你知道嗎，只有牛肉是日本三大和牛之一很多人都知道神戶牛肉。

There's also Matsuzaka beef

還有松坂牛肉

And Omi beef is also up there so if you really are a beef lover

而近江牛肉也在上面，如果你真的是牛肉愛好者的話

You have to try some Omi beef something really cool that we learn about Omi beef is that actually

你必須嘗試一些近江牛肉的東西真的很酷，我們瞭解到近江牛肉是，其實

Omi beef went through Kobe to other parts of Tokyo and when they to other parts of Japan

近江牛肉通過神戶到東京其他地區，當他們到日本其他地區的時候。

Interesting fact about Omi beef what a lot of people don't know is what I'm gonna say next because I don't know either

關於大米牛肉的趣事很多人不知道的是，接下來我要說的是，因為我也不知道。

Originally it would go through Kyoto. They would say it's from Kobe when originally it actually came from Omi

原本會經過京都。他們會說是從神戶來的，實際上是從近江來的。

It was just shipped through Kobe Kobe also makes his own beef

剛剛通過科比發貨 科比也是自己做的牛肉。

But Omi kind of got lost and muddled up in there when Omi makes its own stuff, and it's damn good. I nailed that

但是奧美有點迷失了方向，糊里糊塗的就在裡面了，當奧美自己做的東西，而且是該死的好東西。我搞定了

That's my sixth try don't you dare say there was anything wrong with it

這是我的第六次嘗試 你敢說有什麼問題嗎？

Was that right? that was right the official Otsu people here gave me the thumbs up

是這樣嗎，沒錯，這裡的大津官方人員給我豎起了大拇指。

I'm agreeing with that it was

我同意，它是

Exactly because it's the Omi sounds like a city. That's what I was gonna say to Simon

正是因為它是近江聽起來像一個城市。這就是我想對西蒙說的。

Omi is the old name of Shiga Prefecture

近江是滋賀縣的舊稱。

i didn't know that!

我不知道！

originally it came from Shiga Prefecture, which was the older name for.. no Omi is the old name of Shiga- *bleep*

原本是滋賀縣的舊稱...... "近江 "是滋賀縣的舊稱......

Okay oh

好的哦

I am

我是

utterly

徹頭徹尾

enraptured

心醉神迷

Watching this happen like a kid watching a magician with his mouth hanging open the whole time

看著這一切的發生，就像一個孩子看魔術師一樣，他的嘴一直張著

Oh my gosh look at that sizzling and melting on there

哦，我的天哪，你看那上面火辣辣的，都快融化了。

Hmm. I have never had this with beef before but it's kelp and dashi made into a foam and

嗯，我從來沒有吃過這個。我從來沒有吃過這個和牛肉一起吃的東西 但它是海帶和魚湯做成的保麗龍和

As soon as you put it on. It's just melting from the heat of the actual meat

只要你把它放上去。就被實際肉的熱量融化了。

It's a great addition to your beef. You could taste the history of Omi in every bite

它是牛肉的最佳補充。咬一口都能感受到近江的歷史。

The more that we come to learn about 'wagyu' Japanese beef we're starting to actually develop

我們越是瞭解 "和牛 "日本牛肉，就越是開始真正的開發。

Preference for some of it because sometimes you could have some that's so incredibly fatty that all you taste is the oiliness in your mouth

喜歡吃一些，因為有時候你可能會吃到一些脂肪含量很高的東西，以至於你嚐到的都是嘴裡的油膩感

But with this one you have a good balance of fattiness and actually beef taste together

但有了這個，你有一個很好的平衡，肥肉和實際牛肉的味道在一起。

Which is just Omi beef more like oh my god

這只是大江牛肉更喜歡哦，我的上帝

O M I ? more like

我？

O M G

O M G

Mine was a good one

我的是一個好的

See people usually hey

平時見人嘿

Don't you dare use a little comedy honk on my joke and then use a better sound effect on your joke cause my joke

你敢在我的笑話上用一點喜劇喇叭，然後在你的笑話上用更好的聲音效果，因為我的笑話。

There's a lot better than yours. No don't you dare cheat on me here?

有很多比你的好。不，你敢在這裡騙我？

Hey having an affair with the beef

嘿，跟牛肉有一腿

I'm ready for my beef dessert. Yes there better be because there may be some beef cakes

我準備好了我的牛肉甜點。是的，最好是有，因為可能會有一些牛肉餅。

This turned from a very stiff and awkward video to a what the *bleep* is happening video hey come on

這從一個非常僵硬和尷尬的視頻變成了一個什麼*bleep*發生的視頻，嘿，來吧。

Let's be honest with each other you need to come to Otsu yeah, you need to try this beef out

讓我們彼此坦誠相待吧，你需要來大津，是的，你需要嚐嚐這牛肉的味道

This is a tremendous food experience. I'm just saying if you guys are gonna come all the way to Kyoto why not just go two

這是一次巨大的美食體驗。我只是想說，如果你們要大老遠跑到京都來 為什麼不乾脆來兩趟呢？

Train stops over where, and there's not massive crowds. It's beautiful. It's got the most beautiful temple

火車停在哪裡，也沒有大量的人群。它的美麗。它有最美麗的寺廟

We have ever seen if you call yourself ancestor a beef connoisseur

我們見過，如果你自稱祖先是牛肉行家的話

Which I really hope you don't call yourself nobody should be known as a beef connoisseur

我真的希望你不要自稱是牛肉行家 沒人應該被稱為牛肉行家。

But if you do call yourself a beef connoisseur you have to try Omi beef so you can find where the original

但如果你真的稱得上是牛肉行家的話，你必須要嚐嚐近江牛肉，這樣你就能找到原來的地方。

Wagyu comes from. It's the OG it's the excelsior. Omi more like og beef? Oh?

和牛來自。是OG它是excelsior。Omi更像OG牛肉？是嗎？

no low comedy honk for that one so you might be all-beefed out by now. We have two delicious desserts

沒有低喜劇喇叭的那一個，所以你可能是所有的牛肉了。我們有兩個美味的甜點

We want to tempt you with I think you should pick my video because I have this wonderful dorayakis with these beautiful

我們想誘惑你，我想你應該選擇我的視頻，因為我有這個美妙的dorayakis與這些美麗的。

faces on it and an unbelievable sakura Wagashi over here guys come on come to my video, okay?

在它的面孔和一個令人難以置信的櫻花和林在這裡的傢伙來吧來我的視頻，好嗎？

I've been losing a lot so I went all out it seemed a little bit unfair if you asked me and I've got

我一直在失去很多，所以我全力以赴 如果你問我，這似乎有點不公平，我已經得到了。

Some of the most beautiful Wagashi from a very famous Wagashi shop in Otsu. come. Pick my video instead

大津一家很有名的和菓子店的最美和菓子，來。選我的視頻代替

I think you should pick my video. Don't you want to know what this tastes like look at these faces? You know?

我想你應該選擇我的視頻。難道你不想知道這是什麼味道 看看這些臉？你知道嗎？

Do you see this maybe I could just come into your video and nibble on some maybe you could

你看到這一點，也許我可以只是進入你的視頻和啃一些，也許你可以。

GTFO is what you can do

GTFO是你能做的