—yes! 1 A.M., and today we are going with Suga and his friends

-是的！凌晨1點，今天我們要和蘇加和他的朋友們一起去。

to Gifu!

去岐阜！

It is now 6:40 A.M.

現在是早上6點40分。

What am I doing awake this early?

我怎麼這麼早就醒了？

Nobody knows!

沒人知道！

This is illegal.

這是不合法的。

*groans*

* 呻吟 *

The first stop we do in the morning is at a sake factory.

早上我們做的第一站是酒廠。

All of us have empty stomachs and we're trying five different kinds of sakes.

大家都是空著肚子，我們在嘗試五種不同的酒。

You might notice some...spit cups behind us but we don't play that way, alright?

你可能會注意到我們身後有一些... ... 唾液杯，但我們不玩這種方式，好嗎？

Those are decorative.

這些都是裝飾性的。

When we drink our sake in the morning, we swallow it.

早上喝清酒的時候，我們把它吞下去。

(Everyone in the line says kanpai: cheers in Japanese!)

(排隊的人都用日語說kanpai：乾杯！)

So we are here at Gifu,

所以我們來到了岐阜。

in the best Parma restaurant in Japan.

在日本最好的帕爾瑪餐廳。

We just had prosciutto—

我們剛剛吃了意大利薰火腿

you might have remembered from our Suga video

您可能還記得我們的蘇嘉視頻吧？

in which we had the prosciutto and it was amazing,

在其中，我們有薰火腿，它是驚人的。

we're sitting here with the guy that makes it!

我們坐在這裡的傢伙，使它！

It's so good!

太好吃了！

It's so good!

太好吃了！

I need to go on these trips every month!

我需要每個月都去參加這些旅行!

Why have I not come here every month?

為什麼我沒有每個月來這裡？

S: It's amazing... M: 'Cuz we—have, like, pets to—

S：這是驚人的...M: 'Cuz we-have, like, pets to-

S: Yes, 'cuz we—'cuz we have responsibilities. M: Yeah, all that.

S：是的，因為我們--因為我們有責任。M: 是的，所有這些。

M: This Parma is so good,

男：這個帕爾瑪太好吃了。

there's literally a fanclub of people watching

人山人海

the Parma being sliced.

帕爾馬島被切成片。

When was the last time you saw people

你最後一次看到人們是什麼時候

gathering around to look at meat being sliced?

圍觀切肉？

This is some serious stuff, guys.

這是一些嚴重的東西，夥計們。

S: Let's see how it tastes.

S:讓我們看看它的味道如何。

M: Whoaaa, so soft!

男：喔喔，好軟啊!

S: This is yours? Parma man: Yes.

S:這是你的嗎？帕爾瑪人。是的。

S: You're such a good guy.

S：你真是個好人。

Oh! *Parma man and Martina laugh*

哦！帕瑪人和瑪蒂娜笑了*。

S: This is really good!

S:這是真的好！

[Sexy food porn music]

[性感食物色情音樂]

M: You wouldn't expect to come to Japan

M：你不會想到會來日本吧？

for amazing Italian food,

驚豔的意大利美食。

but that meal was unbelievable!

但那頓飯是令人難以置信的！

Freshly made pasta right in front of our eyes,

新鮮的麵食就在我們眼前。

and incredible Parma from a chef who trained in Italy

和令人難以置信的帕爾馬，由在意大利接受培訓的廚師提供。

for over ten years,

十多年來，。

what?!?!

什麼？

No!

不！

S: Is somebody doing opera here?

S：有人在這裡唱戲嗎？

(opera)

梆子

*Applause* S: Woo-hoo!

*掌聲* S：Woo-hoo!

M: And that's why you come to Japan!

M：這就是你來日本的原因!

What!!!

什麼！！！

Na na na na na na na na~!

吶吶吶吶吶吶吶吶吶吶~!

Guys.

各位

It is so beautiful here.

這裡真是太美了。

The restaurant is resting

餐廳正在休息

on a river bank, glass windows so you can see everything,

在河岸上，玻璃窗讓你可以看到一切。

and we're gonna be eating sweet river fish

我們會吃到甜美的河魚。

that the fishermen catch

漁翁得利

fresh.

鮮。

This is just an unreal experience;

這只是一種不真實的體驗。

the waterfall,

瀑布。

there's, like, a bamboo forest surrounding us,

有一樣，竹林圍繞著我們。

wow! Gifu...wow!

譁岐阜......哇!

S: So we're heading out tonight

S：所以我們今晚要出去

for something really special.

為真正特別的東西。

It's really rare now in Japan,

現在在日本真的很少見。

while it used to be very calm,

而過去卻非常平靜。

and now we're doing some cormorant fishing.

現在我們正在做一些鸕鶿釣魚。

Which—is a difficult concept for me to understand,

這--對我來說是一個很難理解的概念。

but from what I've been told,

但據我所知，

they have a whole bunch of birds that they tie ropes around,

他們有一大堆的鳥 他們周圍綁繩。

and then the birds catch the fish,

然後鳥兒就會抓到魚。

and then you take the fish out their mouths.

然後你把魚從他們的嘴裡拿出來。

There's a lot more subtlety to it,

這裡面還有很多微妙的地方。

but I think this is gonna be really cool.

但我認為這將是非常酷的。

M: It is currently 7:35 A.M.,

男：現在是早上7點35分。

and we have checked into our

我們已經入住我們的

a onsen hotel.

溫泉酒店。

We checked in last night at 10,

我們昨晚10點入住。

and we were so exhausted, we were like:

我們是如此疲憊，我們很喜歡，

VSSSH.

VSSSH：

And I gotta tell you guys,

我得告訴你們。

surprisingly comfortable with all the foaminess.

出奇的舒服，所有的保麗龍。

We have a full day ahead of us today,

今天我們有一整天的時間。

we're going to visit some pig farms,

我們要去參觀一些養豬場。

some pumpkin farms.

一些南瓜農場。

Um—there's my ducky!!!

嗯，這是我的小鴨子！!

S: *slaps butt to mood music*

S:*拍拍屁股，心情音樂*

M: There he is, touchin' his butt.

男：他在那裡，摸著自己的屁股。

Ooh~I like it when you touch your butt.

哦~我喜歡你摸屁股的樣子。

~If you want my body~

~如果你想要我的身體~

M: ~and you think I'm sexy~ S: We going back to bed? M: Yep!

M：~而且你覺得我很性感~ S：我們要回去睡覺了?M: Yep!

M: There's something really cool—

M: 有一些非常酷的東西

uh, this used to be a rice patty over here.

呃，這曾經是一個飯餅在這裡。

And you can actually see the rice patty at the bottom down here,

而你實際上可以看到這裡最下面的米餅。

but it's basically mountain water coming down to water everything.

但基本上是山水下來澆灌一切。

S: I want you right now to name a clothing designer.

S：我現在要你說出一個服裝設計師的名字。

Anyone. One or two clothing designers right now,

誰都可以。一兩個服裝設計師，現在。

you probably could very easily do it.

你可能很容易做到這一點。

Now I want you to name one farmer.

現在我要你說出一個農民的名字。

Any one farmer!

任何一個農民！

Can you do it?

你能做到嗎？

Probably not.

可能不會

And that's kind of what I'm starting to learn here on these trips.

而這也是我在這些旅行中開始學習的一種。

I want to get a better appreciation

我想更好地瞭解

of where our food comes from. Because why do we know so much about our clothes?

我們的食物從哪裡來。因為我們為什麼對自己的衣服了解這麼多？

I know friends that know how many stitches go into a Louis Vuitton bag,

我認識的朋友都知道一個路易威登包包要縫多少針。

but they don't know where their pumpkins come from.

但他們不知道他們的南瓜從哪裡來。

So I feel a much deeper appreciation for the things

所以，我對這些東西有了更深的體會。

that I'm putting in my body now,

我現在把在我的身體。

and I think that these trips are really—

我覺得這些旅行真的是... ...

enlightening for me.

對我有啟發。

S: I'm a dirty hippie now! M: I agree with you, together!

S：我現在是個骯髒的嬉皮士!M：我同意你的觀點，一起吧!

M: We're about to check out, uh, a special type of pork

M：我們要去看看，呃，一種特殊的豬肉。

in Gifu. We may not show you guys the inside.

在岐阜。我們可能不給你們看裡面。

We are totally in, like, sanitization [gear].

我們完全是在，喜歡，消毒[裝備]。

S: Alright, girl, clean your feet!

S:好吧，女孩，清潔你的腳！

I'm gonna try the buono pork.

我要去試試布諾豬肉。

Aww, this looks good!

啊，這看起來不錯！

This is really good!

這真的很好！

Off-camera: Buono? (Good?) S: Muy buono. (Very good.)

鏡頭外：好嗎？S：Muy good。(非常好)

M: Whoaaa! S: Chestnuts!

M：Whoaaa!S：栗子!

S: Meemers!!!

S：Meemers!!!

M: Meemers! Both: And Spudgy!!

M：Meemers!兩人：還有小胖子!

S: My boys! M: Hi!

S：我的孩子們!男：嗨！你是誰？

S: My two boys! M: Hi, sweet boys, we're home!

S:我的兩個兒子！ 男：嗨，親愛的孩子們，我們回來了!

S: Come here, my fat boy!!!

S:過來，我的胖子！！

M: He's always scared of luggage. S: Aww, yeah...

M：他總是害怕行李。S：啊，是啊...

M: Hi, my baby boy! S: Hey, Meemers...Hey, my sweet boy....

M：嗨，我的寶貝兒子!S：嗨，Meemers......嗨，我的寶貝兒子......。

M: We miss you too!

男：我們也很想你!

So I hope you guys enjoyed our crazy adventures in Gifu,

所以我希望你們喜歡我們在岐阜的瘋狂冒險。

we didn't actually end up staying for the third day of the trip.

其實我們最後並沒有在第三天的行程中停留。

I had a major, major pain flare-up,

我有一個重大的，重大的疼痛發作。

and it was impossible for me to keep going, so we left the next day to head back to Tokyo,

而我也不可能一直走下去，所以第二天我們就離開了，回東京。

and although I couldn't finish the trip,

而雖然我無法完成這次旅行。

I still made some incredible memories which are helping me to solidify and build my ladder.

我還是留下了一些不可思議的記憶，這些記憶正在幫助我鞏固和建立我的階梯。

And I could've just stayed at home and sat on the couch and had the same

我本可以呆在家裡 坐在沙發上，有同樣的。

amount of pain without any, you know, memory to keep me going.

痛苦的數量沒有任何，你知道，記憶讓我繼續。

I still think I wanna go on another adventure, don't you, ducky?

我還是覺得我想再去冒險，對吧，小鴨子？

S: We're—definitely—next one, let's do it!

S:下一個，我們做吧！

M: Maybe we'll rent a car, and I'll line it in cushions.

M：也許我們會租一輛車，我用坐墊排好。

S: That might be better.

S:這可能是更好的。

M: Let us know what your favorite part of the adventure was in the comments section below,

M：讓我們在下面的評論區知道你最喜歡的冒險部分是什麼。

and...Take care, everyone.

還有......大家保重。

I don't know how to sign off because I'm too hungry.

我不知道怎麼簽收，因為我太餓了。

Goodbye~~~

再見了~~~

Farewellll~~

再見了~~~

Meemers is hungry too~~~

Meemers也餓了~~~~

It's become awkward for youuuu....

對你來說，這變得很尷尬......。

*Chuckles* :)

*Chuckles*)