Can you plan my itinerary for me?" For which the clear and obvious answer is: Hell no! What do I look like? I ain't got time for that.

你能幫我規劃一下行程嗎？" 很明顯，答案是："當然不行！我看起來像什麼？我可沒時間管這個

I'm trying to make movies! I'm trying to play breath of the wild! Fortunately though

我想拍電影！我想玩 "野性的呼吸"！不過幸好...

We know a company that can.

我們知道一家公司可以。

Tonight we are teaming up with a tour company called: "Magical trip"

今晚，我們將與一家旅遊公司合作，名為："Magical trip"

And they basically take you on small intimate little group tours of different places in Tokyo. Right.

他們基本上是帶著你去東京不同的地方進行小型親密的小團體旅遊。是的 Right.

Tonight we are going on their Shibuya

今晚我們要去他們的澀谷。

Izakaya crawl

居酒屋爬行

I'm really excited because we're basically just gonna go eat and drink and show you guys what this tour is all about. This is gonna be fun!

我真的很興奮，因為我們基本上只是要去 吃喝玩樂，並告訴你們什麼是這次巡演的全部。這將是有趣的！

Seems like a really good deal. It's a great deal! Great deal.

好像是個很好的交易。這是一個偉大的交易！很好的交易。

To the hachiko mobile! Nanananana na

到八子手機！Nanananana na

*80's music plays*

*80年代的音樂播放*

I'm Martina! Martina! And Simon! Simon! Hello!

我是瑪蒂娜！瑪蒂娜！還有西蒙！西蒙！你好，我是西蒙！

I'm Shoto. Shoto! Nice to meet you. So today I am the guide for you in Shibuya

我是莊東莊東！很高興認識你今天我是你在涉谷的導遊哦！

Alright

好吧，我知道了

So we are gonna go to three different Izakaya.

所以我們要去三個不同的居酒屋。

Okay!

好吧！

Is it working? Let's go! Okay!

能用嗎？我們走吧！好的！

*background music playing*

*背景音樂播放*

Okay. We need to stop a second and appreciate the music.

好吧，我們需要停一下，欣賞一下音樂。我們需要停下來欣賞一下音樂 We need to stop a second and appreciate the music.

This is like ...

這就像...

Du du du, du du du du, du du du dududu

嘟嘟嘟，嘟嘟嘟，嘟嘟嘟嘟

I've never been here yet! No! And chef, that's working here, he has the best most wise eyebrows that I've ever seen in my life.

我從來沒有來過這裡！沒來過！還有在這裡工作的大廚 他的眉毛是我這輩子見過的最聰明的眉毛。

What are we gonna drink?

我們要喝什麼？

Yes. And here they have the famous beer. Famous beer?! Yeah the frozen beer. *Gasps* I've never tried it!

是的。而這裡有著名的啤酒。著名的啤酒？是的，冷凍啤酒。*我從來沒有嘗試過！

It's the...frozen beer. Yes. No no here it is! Yeah

這是... 冰凍啤酒。是的，是的不，不，它在這裡！在這裡！

Middle size or large size? Middle size, yeah the middle size. Okay I'll do large.

中號還是大號？中號，是的，中號。好吧，我就做大號的。

Okay you twisted my arm.

好吧，你扭曲了我的手臂。

Here you go. Frozen beer. This is amazing.

給你冰凍啤酒。這是驚人的。

This is ice-cream?

這是雪糕？

Cheers!

乾杯！

Oh my God, this is like beer ice-cream.

哦，我的上帝，這就像啤酒冰淇淋。

This is the most adult slushy, I've ever had. Ummm

這是我吃過的最成人化的冰沙。呃...

Wow. Do they do this in America yet?

哇，他們在美國也這樣做嗎？他們在美國也這樣做嗎？

It's a mystery, very traditional Japanese like mother cooking. Okay. Ooo... and all Japanese families cook it.

很神祕，很傳統的日本料理，就像媽媽做的一樣。好吧，我知道了哦... ... 所有日本家庭都會做飯。

That man, that's working here, looks like a traditional Japanese mother.

那個在這裡工作的男人，看起來像一個傳統的日本母親。

*laughter*

*屠殺

First time I've ever actually tried this. Nikujaga

我第一次真正嘗試這個。Nikujaga

Which is just beef and potato stew. And that sounds like a European child 's dream

就是燉牛肉和洋芋這聽起來像一個歐洲孩子的夢想。

Doesn't it?! Doesn't it?! This is after my heart. Here we go.

難道不是嗎？不是嗎？這是我的心願 我們開始吧

In like two years in Japan, We've like never had this before...

在日本的兩年時間裡，我們就像從來沒有過這種情況...

*dramatic music* Oh No!!

*哦，不！

*laughter* Profesional

*專業的

Oh my God. And Simon has never dropped a potato before.

哦，我的上帝。和西蒙從來沒有下降 前一個洋芋。

I've never dropped a potato. I'm Polish. You think a drop potatoes?

我從來沒有掉過一個洋芋。我是波蘭人。你覺得洋芋會掉嗎？

You know what Simon? You're cut off mister, from your beer ice cream. Ohhh

你知道嗎，西蒙？你被切斷了，先生，從你的啤酒冰淇淋。噢

Oho! You better believe I'm leaving that in Simon. You cannot escape that embarrassment.

哦！你最好相信我把這個留給了西蒙你無法逃脫這種尷尬。

Mmm, it's kind of difficult to be surprised after two years. Yeah, having a new thing makes me really happy

嗯，兩年後的驚喜有點難。是啊，有了新的東西，我真的很開心。

Mmmm. Thank you so much.

嘸。謝謝你這麼多。

Mmmm, mmm

嗯，嗯

*music playing*

*音樂播放*

Ooo this is the one you were talking about. Yes. Um

哦，這是你說的那個。是的，嗯...嗯，嗯

I've never had this. Pork shiso. Pork shiso, and then wrapped. In plum. Plum?! Alright

我從來沒有吃過這個。豬肉紫蘇。豬肉紫蘇，然後包著。用梅子包著梅子？好了，好了

I was so worried. How did I never have this? When I heard plum in here. Pork in shiso. But plum?!

我很擔心我怎麼從來沒有過這個？ 當我聽到梅子在這裡。紫蘇肉但是梅子？

I thought that would totally change the taste, and it does. It's something amazing and like a really deep back of the throat kind of

我以為這樣就能完全改變味道，結果確實如此。這是驚人的東西，就像一個真正的深 喉嚨後面的那種。

savory flavor. That sounded really dirty.

鹹味的味道。這聽起來真的很髒。

I'm gonna put it in better terms, okay, before this video gets demonetized forever.

我要用更好的詞語來表達，好吧，在這個視頻被永遠刪除之前。

The pork is really really fatty. It has a beautiful oily taste to it and so when you get the umeboshi

豬肉真的非常肥美。它有一個美麗的油膩的味道，所以當你得到的umeboshi。

It's kind of tart, but it kind of cuts right through. It is so fantastic and it is perfectly crispy on the edges

雖然有點酸，但也算是切中要害了。它是如此美妙，它是完美的酥脆的邊緣。

But where do you taste it when you put in your mouth? What part of your mouth you taste. I'm not talking about this

但是放進嘴裡的時候，你在哪裡嚐到了？你在嘴裡的哪個部位嚐到了。我說的不是這個

I'm gonna keep eating my food. Thank you, sir

我要繼續吃我的食物。謝謝你，先生

*music playing*

*音樂播放*

So now we're going to Niku yokocho, which roughly translates to

所以現在我們要去Niku Yokocho，大致的意思是說

meat alley

肉館

which also sounds like

聽起來也像

Something I don't want to get demonetized for

我可不想因為這個而被停職。

I mean he has been holding on to this joke... when he found out he turned to me like a child being like. It's gonna be

我的意思是，他一直在堅持這個笑話... 當他發現，他轉身給我像一個孩子被喜歡。這將是

very juicy

多汁

Let's go

我們走吧

He is so exited. It's delightful

他是如此的興奮。真讓人高興

Wait! So ALL this meat! Yes. All of this meat. Hahaha yes

等等，所以這些肉都是！是的，所有的肉。所有這些肉。哈哈哈，是的

Meat, meat, meat, meat. Hahaha. You know like meat more than ice-cream

肉，肉，肉，肉，肉。哈哈哈。你知道比起冰淇淋，你更喜歡肉。

Something is happening.

有事情發生了。

This is insanity

這簡直是瘋了

It's like we stumbled upon a secret city, inside of a city

就像我們偶然發現了一個祕密城市，在一個城市的內部

*music playing*

*音樂播放*

Like for the girls, they can have the cocktails too. Oh okay

就像對女孩來說，他們也可以喝雞尾酒。哦，好吧

But I like cocktails. Because they're delicious. You're telling me I'm not a young girl? Hey boys, you remember me?

但我喜歡雞尾酒。因為它們很美味你是說我不是一個年輕的女孩？嘿，男孩，你還記得我嗎？

It's too soon!

太快了！

Young boys.

年輕的男孩。

Wait a second! There's a mega mug and there's a KING MUG!

等一下！有一個超級盃，還有一個國王杯!

I feel like Mega's more than king in my heart. There's like King and there's like MEGA...and then there's Ultra

我覺得Mega在我心裡比王者還王者。有像王，有像MEGA......還有像Ultra。

Can you imagine getting a king mug Fuzzy navel. It's like the biggest Fuzzy navel of your life!

你能想象得到一個王者杯福滋肚臍嗎。這就像你一生中最大的Fuzzy navel!

Oh my God Yeah! Woo

哦，我的上帝是啊！嗚

Cheers!

乾杯！

Hahaha! It's so little! Hahaha! It's just...so small. So small. Oh my God!

哈哈哈!好小啊!哈哈哈!它只是... ... 這麼小。太小了我的天啊！

You look like a child. This is very big.

你看起來像個孩子。這是非常大的。

Is Martina of legal age to drink this? and the answer is; it tastes like sugar; yes she is by a long shot

瑪蒂娜是否達到了喝這個的法定年齡，答案是；它的味道像糖一樣；是的，她是由一個很長的鏡頭

What are you trying to say!

你到底想說什麼？

*music playing*

*音樂播放*

Yes, I mean, you know what this is fake its fake, baby fake

是的，我是說，你知道這是假的，是假的，寶貝假的

Holiday nights nobody is perfect. You know exactly we're talking about

節日的夜晚，沒有人是完美的。你知道我們在說什麼

Chickens

雞隻

Yeah, what kind of math what is the vegetable though this has to be means this isn't allowed not allowed here

是啊，什麼數學什麼是菜，雖然這必須是意味著這不允許不允許在這裡。

Thank you for introducing me

謝謝你介紹我

To beat cheese meat cheese paste animal and that other weird animal let me just say

要打奶酪肉奶酪醬動物和其他奇怪的動物，讓我只說

This meat alleyway is very crowded, and it's very dark in here as well

這條肉巷子裡的人很多，而且這裡也很黑

Number one Oh

第一哦

Not like that I can tell it

不是這樣的，我可以告訴它

We need to call a young priest and an old priest yeah, we need a bucket of holy water

我們需要叫一個年輕的牧師和一個老牧師 是的，我們需要一桶聖水。

I felt some parts of my heart fall out my anus

我感覺到我的心從肛門裡掉了出來。

What is this this is so cool

這是什麼？ 這真是太酷了

Okay, we stop yeah, I'm gonna try the name for the first time punkin which is a fish cake with like egg and

好了，我們停下來，是的，我要去嘗試的名字 第一次punkin這是一個魚餅，像雞蛋和。

honey and butter and the daughter argued you guys couldn't feed us for five minutes going I think that's

蜂蜜和黃油和女兒爭論你們不能餵我們五分鐘去我想那是。

Right yeah, that looks amazing that is such a fluffy fish cake I can't wait

是啊，這看起來很神奇 這是一個如此鬆軟的魚餅，我不能等待。

I think I'm fine is normally is it normally served in Odin

我想我沒事是正常的是它通常在奧丁服務

Yes, okay, so it would definitely be in assume I might be wrong

是的，好吧，所以它肯定會在假設我可能是錯的。

But I've heard that heaven is kind of more of like a traditional old man

但我聽說，天堂有點像傳統的老人家

Izakaya food, but to have it kind of updated in this environment with like butter and egg and green onions

居酒屋的食物，但在這個環境中，它有一種更新的黃油和雞蛋和綠色的洋蔥一樣

It's kind of like a rebirth of an old food. You know

這有點像一種古老食物的重生。你知道嗎？

Dish marshmallow take everything you love about marshmallows

碟式棉花糖將你對棉花糖的喜愛發揮到極致。

Everything you love about fish and put it together. It's a marshmallow oh

你喜歡魚的一切，並把它放在一起。這是一個棉花糖哦

That looks great

看起來不錯

The good sushi

好吃的壽司

Son Uschi as I like to call it

烏希子

We got some rice wrapped in meats and green onions oh

我們買了一些肉包飯和蔥花哦。

Yeah

是的，是的

We're gonna need to order like three more. Please we're uh. We're gonna get kicked out of here

我們要去需要訂購 像三個更多。拜託，我們是呃，我們會被踢出這裡。

We're gonna be banned from the tour. They're gonna be like thank you keep the fly was run dry

我們會被禁止旅遊。他們會說，謝謝你讓蒼蠅都飛走了。

I'm in arrived and ate all of them everything with cancel from that oh, no first bite. You just have to say Wow

我在到達後，吃了他們所有的一切與取消從，哦，沒有第一口。你只需要說哇

That's a nice sticky rice and absorbs all of the gravy juice from the surrounding meat tundle

糯米飯很好吃，還能把周圍肉墩上的肉汁都吸走了

It's just lovely go on

這只是可愛的去

Go on Simon. Oh, I'm so much stronger than you lose. Why you don't want to go on tour with us

去吧，西蒙。哦，我比你輸的強多了。你為什麼不願意和我們一起去巡迴演出？

Well he doesn't eat any food yet

他還沒吃東西呢

Roy

羅伊

Or you tell them

或者你告訴他們

Thank you so much. Yeah, so we had an absolutely wonderful time on this magical trip

謝謝你這麼多。 - 是啊，所以我們有一個絕對精彩的時間 在這個神奇的旅行。是啊，所以我們有一個絕對精彩的時間 在這個神奇的旅行。

We had some great food and some really great fun

我們有一些偉大的食物和一些真正的偉大的樂趣。

I know what's amazing is that we really did not know about a lot of these places

我知道最神奇的是，我們真的不知道這些地方的很多情況

I know so if you want to experience something like this or in other parts of Tokyo make sure you click on the link on

我知道，所以，如果你想體驗這樣的東西或在東京的其他地方，請務必點擊鏈接上的 "我知道"。

The info box below and you can have a magical trip that I won't have to plan for you

下面的資訊框，你可以有一個神奇的旅行，我不會為你計劃的

Know what they're doing I don't

我不知道他們在做什麼。