It's your boy, Little Apple.

是你的孩子，小蘋果。

- And me Regular-Sized Orange.

- 而我普通尺寸的橙色。

(laughs) - Nyah.

（笑）Nyah。

Anyway, hope everyone's hyped for today's episode

總之，希望大家對今天的節目有所期待。

'cause today we're showing you

因為今天我們要向你展示

how to drive a monster truck!

如何駕駛一輛怪物卡車！

(motor hums)

（發動機嗡嗡聲）

- Yeah, I'd see we're in for a wheely good time!

- 是啊，我看我們會有一段美好的時光！

(laughs)

（笑）

- Nyah!

- 呀！

- What's the matter?

- 怎麼了？

Do you tire of my jokes?

你厭倦了我的笑話嗎？

(laughs) - Yes I do!

是的，我有！

Now then, you ready to take it for a spin?

那麼現在，你準備好去轉一圈了嗎？

- Sure am.

- 當然是。

Let's get trucking?

讓我們開始卡車運輸？

- All right, then.

- 好吧，那麼。

First things first.

先說正事。

If you're gonna drive a monster truck.

如果你要開一輛怪獸卡車。

You're gonna want a helmet and a fireproof suit.

你會需要一個頭盔和一套防火服。

- Safety equipment, shmafety equipment.

- 安全設備，shmafety設備。

I only drive monster trucks in the nude.

我只在裸體的情況下駕駛怪物卡車。

Everyone knows that.

每個人都知道這一點。

(laughs)

（笑）

- Dude, why wouldn't you wear the safety gear?

- 老兄，你為什麼不穿安全裝備？

Who are you trying to impress?

你想打動誰？

- Oh, you know, the chicks.

- 哦，你知道，小雞。

(chicks peep)

(小雞偷看)

I've heard monster trucks are a chick magnet.

我聽說怪獸卡車很吸引女孩。

- Yeah, I'm sure they'll be real impressed

- 是啊，我相信他們會留下深刻的印象。

when your butt catches on fire.

當你的屁股著火時，

- Aw, don't worry.

- 哦，別擔心。

I had Mexican earlier,

我之前吃過墨西哥菜

so my butt's way ahead of you.

所以我的屁股的方式領先於你。

(laughs) - Ahh, okay.

啊，好吧。

Step two is to climb into the monster truck.

第二步是爬上怪物卡車。

Now these trucks sit super high off the ground,

現在這些卡車離地超級高。

so it's a really complicated process

所以這是一個非常複雜的過程

getting up into the--

起床到 --

- Done.

- 完成了

- Wait, you're already in?

- 等等，你已經加入了？

- Yeah, it wasn't that high.

- 是的，沒有那麼高。

Not for a regular-sized orange like me anyway.

反正不適合我這種普通大小的橙子。

(laughs) - Nyah, orange!

橙子!

Steps two through eight were all gonna be

第二步到第八步都會是

about climbing into the monster truck.

關於爬進怪物卡車。

It takes me like 20 minutes to get up there!

我花了20分鐘才到那裡！

- Guess you'll have to wing it.

- 我想你得用翅膀去飛了。

Am I right, chickees?

我說的對嗎，小妞？

(laughs)

（笑）

- Ooh, okay.

- 哦，好吧。

Well, after you're inside the monster truck,

好吧，在你進入怪物卡車之後。

the next step is put on your six-part seatbelt system.

下一步就是繫上六位一體的安全帶系統。

- A six-part seatbelt system?

- 六部曲安全帶系統？

I'm bored even thinking about counting that high.

我想想都覺得無聊，數那麼高。

Besides, remember what I said about driving in the nude?

另外，還記得我說過的裸體駕駛嗎？

- Yes, I remember.

- 是的，我記得。

It's gonna haunt my dreams for years to come!

它將會困擾我多年的夢想!

(motor hums) - Can't hear you.

聽不到你的聲音。

Figured out the ignition.

想出了點火的辦法。

(laughs)

（笑）

- Okay, next you wanna familiarize your self

- 好了，接下來你要熟悉一下自己

with the controls.

與控制。

- Familiarize, shmamiliraize.

- 熟悉，shmamiliraize。

How hard can it be?

能有多難？

Steering wheel, gas pedal.

方向盤，油門踏板。

Plus I'm not encumbered by any clothing.

而且我沒有任何衣服的束縛。

So this will be a real breeze.

所以，這將是一個真正的輕而易舉。

- Actually, it's really complicated.

- 其實，這真的很複雜。

There's front and rear wheel steering and--

有前輪和後輪轉向和 --

- [Orange] Wow, truck yeah!

- 哇，卡車耶！

- [Apple] Orange, look out for tha--

- 橙子，小心... ...

(truck crashes)

(卡車撞車)

- [Orange] Ah, I did it.

- 啊，我做到了。

I survived and I didn't lose any nonexistent limbs.

我活了下來，而且我沒有失去任何不存在的肢體。

(laughs)

（笑）

- And we're all super glad to hear it.

- 我們都超級高興聽到這個消息。

Anyway, that brings us to final step.

總之，這就到了最後一步。

Learn how to fix and maintain your monster truck

學習如何修理和維護你的怪物卡車

because if you're gonna drive 'em hard,

因為如果你要去驅動'時間硬，

they're gonna break down a lot.

他們要去打破了很多。

- Yeah, yeah.

- 是啊，是啊。

That sounds fun and all,

這聽起來很有趣，所有。

but I'm gonna pop over and check in with the chicks.

但我還是要過去看看小雞們的情況

- Orange, come back here and fix my truck!

- 橙子，回來幫我修車！

- Can't hear you.

- 聽不到你的聲音。

No ears.

沒有耳朵。

(laughs) - Nyah!

（笑） - Nyah！

- Hey there, chicks.

- 嘿，小雞。

Did you see me driving that monster truck?

你看到我開那輛怪獸卡車了嗎？

(chicks peep)

(小雞偷看)

Oh, you noticed my butt?

哦，你注意到我的屁股了嗎？

(chicks peep)

(小雞偷看)

And you think it looks hot?

你覺得它看起來很熱嗎？

(chicks peep)

(小雞偷看)

Well, I guess Little Apple was wrong

好吧，我想小蘋果錯了

about me wearing all that dumb old safety equipment.

關於我穿著所有的愚蠢的舊安全設備。

- No, I was right.

- 不，我是對的。

- Wait, what the--

- 等等，什麼...

(screams)

（尖叫聲）

Put it out, put it out!

把它放出來，把它放出來！

- Find some water!

- 找點水來！

- Ah, it's okay.

- 啊，沒關係。

All better now.

現在好多了

Found something even better than water.

找到了比水更好的東西。

(fuse explodes)

(保險絲爆炸)

(Orange laughs)

(橙子笑)

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)