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  • - What up, what up, what up, fruit lovers?

    - 咋了,咋了,咋了,果粉們?

  • It's your boy, Little Apple.

    是你的孩子,小蘋果。

  • - And me Regular-Sized Orange.

    - 而我普通尺寸的橙色。

  • (laughs) - Nyah.

    (笑)Nyah。

  • Anyway, hope everyone's hyped for today's episode

    總之,希望大家對今天的節目有所期待。

  • 'cause today we're showing you

    因為今天我們要向你展示

  • how to drive a monster truck!

    如何駕駛一輛怪物卡車!

  • (motor hums)

    (發動機嗡嗡聲)

  • - Yeah, I'd see we're in for a wheely good time!

    - 是啊,我看我們會有一段美好的時光!

  • (laughs)

    (笑)

  • - Nyah!

    - 呀!

  • - What's the matter?

    - 怎麼了?

  • Do you tire of my jokes?

    你厭倦了我的笑話嗎?

  • (laughs) - Yes I do!

    是的,我有!

  • Now then, you ready to take it for a spin?

    那麼現在,你準備好去轉一圈了嗎?

  • - Sure am.

    - 當然是。

  • Let's get trucking?

    讓我們開始卡車運輸?

  • - All right, then.

    - 好吧,那麼。

  • First things first.

    先說正事。

  • If you're gonna drive a monster truck.

    如果你要開一輛怪獸卡車。

  • You're gonna want a helmet and a fireproof suit.

    你會需要一個頭盔和一套防火服。

  • - Safety equipment, shmafety equipment.

    - 安全設備,shmafety設備。

  • I only drive monster trucks in the nude.

    我只在裸體的情況下駕駛怪物卡車。

  • Everyone knows that.

    每個人都知道這一點。

  • (laughs)

    (笑)

  • - Dude, why wouldn't you wear the safety gear?

    - 老兄,你為什麼不穿安全裝備?

  • Who are you trying to impress?

    你想打動誰?

  • - Oh, you know, the chicks.

    - 哦,你知道,小雞。

  • (chicks peep)

    (小雞偷看)

  • I've heard monster trucks are a chick magnet.

    我聽說怪獸卡車很吸引女孩。

  • - Yeah, I'm sure they'll be real impressed

    - 是啊,我相信他們會留下深刻的印象。

  • when your butt catches on fire.

    當你的屁股著火時,

  • - Aw, don't worry.

    - 哦,別擔心。

  • I had Mexican earlier,

    我之前吃過墨西哥菜

  • so my butt's way ahead of you.

    所以我的屁股的方式領先於你。

  • (laughs) - Ahh, okay.

    啊,好吧。

  • Step two is to climb into the monster truck.

    第二步是爬上怪物卡車。

  • Now these trucks sit super high off the ground,

    現在這些卡車離地超級高。

  • so it's a really complicated process

    所以這是一個非常複雜的過程

  • getting up into the--

    起床到 --

  • - Done.

    - 完成了

  • - Wait, you're already in?

    - 等等,你已經加入了?

  • - Yeah, it wasn't that high.

    - 是的,沒有那麼高。

  • Not for a regular-sized orange like me anyway.

    反正不適合我這種普通大小的橙子。

  • (laughs) - Nyah, orange!

    橙子!

  • Steps two through eight were all gonna be

    第二步到第八步都會是

  • about climbing into the monster truck.

    關於爬進怪物卡車。

  • It takes me like 20 minutes to get up there!

    我花了20分鐘才到那裡!

  • - Guess you'll have to wing it.

    - 我想你得用翅膀去飛了。

  • Am I right, chickees?

    我說的對嗎,小妞?

  • (laughs)

    (笑)

  • - Ooh, okay.

    - 哦,好吧。

  • Well, after you're inside the monster truck,

    好吧,在你進入怪物卡車之後。

  • the next step is put on your six-part seatbelt system.

    下一步就是繫上六位一體的安全帶系統。

  • - A six-part seatbelt system?

    - 六部曲安全帶系統?

  • I'm bored even thinking about counting that high.

    我想想都覺得無聊,數那麼高。

  • Besides, remember what I said about driving in the nude?

    另外,還記得我說過的裸體駕駛嗎?

  • - Yes, I remember.

    - 是的,我記得。

  • It's gonna haunt my dreams for years to come!

    它將會困擾我多年的夢想!

  • (motor hums) - Can't hear you.

    聽不到你的聲音。

  • Figured out the ignition.

    想出了點火的辦法。

  • (laughs)

    (笑)

  • - Okay, next you wanna familiarize your self

    - 好了,接下來你要熟悉一下自己

  • with the controls.

    與控制。

  • - Familiarize, shmamiliraize.

    - 熟悉,shmamiliraize。

  • How hard can it be?

    能有多難?

  • Steering wheel, gas pedal.

    方向盤,油門踏板。

  • Plus I'm not encumbered by any clothing.

    而且我沒有任何衣服的束縛。

  • So this will be a real breeze.

    所以,這將是一個真正的輕而易舉。

  • - Actually, it's really complicated.

    - 其實,這真的很複雜。

  • There's front and rear wheel steering and--

    有前輪和後輪轉向和 --

  • - [Orange] Wow, truck yeah!

    - 哇,卡車耶!

  • - [Apple] Orange, look out for tha--

    - 橙子,小心... ...

  • (truck crashes)

    (卡車撞車)

  • - [Orange] Ah, I did it.

    - 啊,我做到了。

  • I survived and I didn't lose any nonexistent limbs.

    我活了下來,而且我沒有失去任何不存在的肢體。

  • (laughs)

    (笑)

  • - And we're all super glad to hear it.

    - 我們都超級高興聽到這個消息。

  • Anyway, that brings us to final step.

    總之,這就到了最後一步。

  • Learn how to fix and maintain your monster truck

    學習如何修理和維護你的怪物卡車

  • because if you're gonna drive 'em hard,

    因為如果你要去驅動'時間硬,

  • they're gonna break down a lot.

    他們要去打破了很多。

  • - Yeah, yeah.

    - 是啊,是啊。

  • That sounds fun and all,

    這聽起來很有趣,所有。

  • but I'm gonna pop over and check in with the chicks.

    但我還是要過去看看小雞們的情況

  • - Orange, come back here and fix my truck!

    - 橙子,回來幫我修車!

  • - Can't hear you.

    - 聽不到你的聲音。

  • No ears.

    沒有耳朵。

  • (laughs) - Nyah!

    (笑) - Nyah!

  • - Hey there, chicks.

    - 嘿,小雞。

  • Did you see me driving that monster truck?

    你看到我開那輛怪獸卡車了嗎?

  • (chicks peep)

    (小雞偷看)

  • Oh, you noticed my butt?

    哦,你注意到我的屁股了嗎?

  • (chicks peep)

    (小雞偷看)

  • And you think it looks hot?

    你覺得它看起來很熱嗎?

  • (chicks peep)

    (小雞偷看)

  • Well, I guess Little Apple was wrong

    好吧,我想小蘋果錯了

  • about me wearing all that dumb old safety equipment.

    關於我穿著所有的愚蠢的舊安全設備。

  • - No, I was right.

    - 不,我是對的。

  • - Wait, what the--

    - 等等,什麼...

  • (screams)

    (尖叫聲)

  • Put it out, put it out!

    把它放出來,把它放出來!

  • - Find some water!

    - 找點水來!

  • - Ah, it's okay.

    - 啊,沒關係。

  • All better now.

    現在好多了

  • Found something even better than water.

    找到了比水更好的東西。

  • (fuse explodes)

    (保險絲爆炸)

  • (Orange laughs)

    (橙子笑)

  • (upbeat music)

    (歡快的音樂)

- What up, what up, what up, fruit lovers?

- 咋了,咋了,咋了,果粉們?

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