I'm busy.

我很忙

How busy would you say you are on a scale of 8 to 9?

忙嗎？你說你是在8到9分的範圍內嗎？

Fourteen.

14。打開它。

Squidward, I'm no mathmatologist.

沒關係，病理學家。

But that seems like a lot.

但這似乎是一個謊言。

Okay, quick survey.

好吧，快速調查。

Are you crazy?

你瘋了嗎？

Breezy or just crazy?

淡定還是瘋狂？

Once busy, busy.

一忙，就忙。

Don't tell me.

不要告訴我。

Don't tell me.

不要告訴我。

Don't tell me anything.

不要告訴我任何事情。

Don't even tell me what you're doing here.

不要告訴我你在這裡做什麼。

I said running my perfect afternoon.

我說運行我完美的下午。

I'm spending some quality time with someone who is very important to me.

我正在和一個對我來說很重要的人共度一段美好時光。

Oh, perfectly browned toast points, sparkling cultures.

哦，完美的褐色吐司點，閃光的文化。

Here's to me.

為我乾杯

How that simpering by phone.

如何通過電話來模擬。

You have a great vocabulary.

你的詞彙量很大。

I know indu probably way.

我知道誘導可能的方式。

Okay, I thought you were some other idiot.

好吧，我還以為你是另一個白痴。

No, I guess I'm just like this idiot.

不，我想我就像這個白痴一樣。

It's beautiful.

真漂亮

You are cordially invited to the fanciest and shmancy ist artistic event of the season.

我們誠摯地邀請您參加本季最狂熱、最時尚的藝術活動。

The opening of Galleria Dept.

Galleria百貨公司開業。

Diarrhea.

腹瀉。

I heard about bikini bottoms.

聽說比基尼底褲。

Most exclusive fine art showcase.

最具特色的精品展示。

This invitation guarantees the admittance of squid with tentacles.

這張請柬保證了有觸角的魷魚的入場。

Squid word Tenneco's whose own a plus one.

魷魚字天科的其自己的一個加一。

What are you still doing here?

你還在這裡做什麼？

It's not blue zone A, it says plus one last 10 yeah.

這不是藍區A，上面寫著加一最後10耶。

Cars plus y and sure, what's a plus one.

汽車加y，當然，什麼是加一。

Well, when you get an invitation to a party, sometimes they put plus one on it to tell you it's okay to bring along a friend.

好吧，當你收到派對邀請函的時候，有時候他們會在上面加一，告訴你可以帶一個朋友一起去。

Do you have to do it?

你一定要這樣做嗎？

Well, no, you could go alone.

嗯，不，你可以一個人去。

It's just that everyone would laugh at you because they think we were a friendless loser.

只是大家都會嘲笑你，因為他們認為我們是一個沒有朋友的失敗者。

Don't you want me to call your supervisor and tell him you're just standing around?

你不想讓我打電話給你的上司，告訴他你只是站在那裡？

You need to find a friend to take Is your plus one somebody like me?

你需要找一個朋友來帶你 你的夫妻是像我這樣的人嗎？

I like openings now.

我現在喜歡開口。

Not like you.

不像你

I guess it's just you and me means friend winning 111 I wonder if I still have my receipt for this thing.

我想這就是你和我的意思朋友中獎111不知道我還有沒有這個東西的收據。

No, Big Dale.

不，大戴爾。

Anybody can make a friend by tonight.

任何人都可以在今晚之前交到一個朋友。

See, there must be someone who's a real part of your lives with word who you see every single day who you know, like the back of your section.

你看，一定有一個人是你們生活中真實的一部分，有字的人，你每天都能看到，你認識的人，就像你們科室的背影。

Cops.

警察。

But cars it solve simple.

但汽車它解決簡單。

I have something to ask you.

我有件事想問你

Of course I'll go to the opening with you.

我當然會和你一起去參加開幕式。

That wasn't the question.

那不是問題所在

Which way did the mailman go?

郵差走的是哪條路？

Oh, he said he had a package for the widow.

哦，他說他有一個包裹給寡婦。

Duncan, I think you just initial it there and we're all set face.

鄧肯，我想你只要在這裡首字母就可以了，我們就可以了。

Like what?

像什麼？

You owe you always.

你永遠欠你的。

Where are they kidding, huh?

他們哪裡是在開玩笑啊？

Mailman guy.

郵差的傢伙。

Actually, I'm not a kidder.

其實，我不是一個孩子。

I'm much more of an introvert.

我是一個更內向的人。

I love it.

我喜歡它。

It's quite you are.

這很你是。

Say, I that we have a lot in common, huh?

我說，我們有很多共同點，嗯？

Yeah.

是啊。

I don't know.

我不知道。

I'm just a regular guy.

我只是一個普通人。

When I'm not being a mailman, I love going toe fancy art galleries.

當我不做郵差的時候，我喜歡去高級藝術館。

That's May.

那是五月。

And eating delicious food.

還吃著美味的食物。

Delicious food is my favorite kind of food.

美味的食物是我最喜歡的一種食物。

Especially when that delicious food is something you can step on toes.

尤其是當那美味的食物是你可以踩到腳趾頭的時候。

Fine.

好吧

Once you had pointed tones, you just never want any other kind, right?

一旦你有了尖音，你就再也不想要其他種類的音了，對吧？

And if there's one thing I hate, it's clear.

如果有一件事我很討厭的話，那就很清楚了。

Yeah, I know what I mean.

是的，我知道我的意思。

What kind of maniac could enjoy the sound of a clarinet that squeaky hollow kind of piercing out?

什麼樣的瘋子能享受單簧管那種吱吱作響的空洞的聲音穿出來？

And I only a deluded blowhard with nothing to lose could pick up a clarinet and think, Yeah, this is for May.

而我只有一個一無所有的自大狂 才會拿起單簧管想，是的，這是為五月準備的。

Let me inflicting pain on the world.

讓我給世界帶來痛苦。

Am I right, buddy?

我說的對嗎，夥計？

Buddy?

兄弟？