Happy New Year, Lucy.

新年快樂，Lucy。

Does that make it so?

這樣就可以了嗎？

Does your saying Happy New Year truly make it a Happy New Year?

你說新年快樂，就真的會變成一個快樂的新年嗎？

Not in my experience.

根據我的經驗是不會。

Everyone said things would get better. In the new year, things will change.

每個人都說，一切都會更好， 新的一年，事情會有所改變。

But here we are, one full day into the new year, and everything is exactly the same.

但新的一年已經過了整整一天了，一切都還是一樣。

You think maybe we got a used year?

也許這還是舊的一年？

Probably, if the big Eastern calendar syndicate got their way.

有可能，如果邪惡的東方組織讓他們的日曆得逞的話，

This will just be the same lousy year over again.

今年又會是同樣糟糕的一年。

You can't fight big calendar.

你沒辦法跟它相抗衡。

Well, are you gonna make any New Year's resolutions?

那麼，你會許下新年新希望嗎？

What?

什麼？

What are you insinuating?

你在暗示什麼？

That I need to change?

我需要改變？

I'm fine just the way I am.

我現在這樣就很好了。

Thank you very much.

非常感謝你。

New Year's resolutions are scams, worthless.

新年新希望是騙局，不重要。

I don't have to improve.

我不需要改進。

How could I improve? How, I ask you, how?

我要怎麼改進？我就問你，要怎麼改進？

I'm only asking because I'm planning to make some resolutions.

我會問只是因為我打算要許新年新希望。

Oh, well, that's different.

噢，那情況不一樣。

I'm going to try and correct all my faults.

我要努力改正我所有的錯誤。

All of them?

所有的錯誤嗎？

Yes.

沒錯。

In that case, you're in luck.

如果是這樣的話，你很幸運。

We've only got one year, so there's not much time.

我們只有一年的時間，所以時間不多。

I've jotted down a list of your faults and all improvements you'll need to make.

我已經記下了你的過錯和所有需要改進的地方。

Good grief.

天啊。

We don't want miss anything, so I am happy to help you categorize, itemize, and prioritize everything about you we need to change.

我們不想錯過任何事，所以我很開心幫你分類、條列和排序所有你需要改變的事。

You know Charlie Brown, this may be a Happy New Year after all.

你知道嗎 Charlie Brown，這也許是一個快樂的新年。

New Year's resolutions are very important, especially for someone like you, Charlie Brown.

畢竟，新年新希望是非常重要的，尤其是對你這樣的人，Charlie Brown。

First, we need to address your wardrobe.

首先，我們需要解決你衣櫃的問題。