From my count, you're right around eight months.

從我的統計來看，你'就在八個月左右。

And l don't know why you felt you couldn't tell us.

我不知道為什麼你覺得你不能告訴我們。

l'm really sorry.

我真的很抱歉

This is Hollywood. We don't like liars.

這裡是好萊塢，我們不喜歡金光黨我們不喜歡金光黨。

l iust... l wasn't expecting this and...

我只是... 我沒有想到會這樣...

l didn't know how to handle it, and l didn't want to lose my job.

我不知道該怎麼處理 我也不想失去工作

l'm really sorry. It's unfortunate.

我真的很抱歉很不幸

lt's unfortunate you didn't tell us because

很不幸你沒有告訴我們，因為...

you would've found out that we thought it's great.

你會'發現，我們認為它'的偉大。

Really? Yeah.

是嗎？真的嗎？

So we did some research.

所以我們做了一些研究。

And turns out, people like pregnant.

而事實證明，人們喜歡懷孕。

Oh, my God!

哦，我的天！

The bigger you are, the bigger your numbers.

你越大，你的數字越大。

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

l was surprised 'cause l feel the opposite.

我很驚訝'因為我的感覺正好相反。

We're gonna do a whole maternity month on E! Mommy.

我們要在E! 的節目中做一個完整的孕產月媽媽。

You're gonna interview all the pregnant celebs.

你要採訪所有懷孕的名人。

Really? Yes.

是嗎？真的嗎？

Scary!

嚇人！

You're pregnant, they're pregnant, you can talk about being pregnant.

你'懷孕了，他們'懷孕了，你可以談談懷孕的事。

lt iust grosses me out when l know that people are pregnant.

當我知道有人懷孕的時候，我真的很噁心。

'Cause l think about the birth. Everything's so wet.

因為我想到了出生的時候。一切都那麼溼潤

And everything that goes into it. None of the gross stuff.

和所有的東西，進入它。沒有任何噁心的東西。

But you know, hopes, dreams, whatever, it's gonna be great.

但你知道，希望，夢想，什麼的，都會很棒。

Oh, my God. This is such good news.

哦，我的上帝。這是這樣的好消息。

Thank you so much. Yeah, you're welcome.

謝謝你這麼多。是啊，你'不客氣。

And then, after the baby is out...

然後，在孩子出生後... ...

JILL: Tight. ...tighten it back up.

擰緊......再擰緊點.

And please don't lie to us again. Okay.

請不要再騙我們了好的 Okay.

'Cause maybe someday we could be friends.

＃39;因為也許有一天我們可以成為朋友。

Okay. l won't. l'm sorry.

好吧 我不會的 對不起了

l just don't like secrets. Okay.

我只是不喜歡祕密。好的 Okay.