I'm gonna put together the little snippets of how to do it into a boring but functional video

我要把如何做的小片段整理成一個枯燥但實用的視頻。

Then you can go into my small tutorial.

那麼你可以進入我的小教程。

So I feel like this is gonna work out really well

所以，我覺得這是要去工作了真的很好。

Must jam camera into tiny space

必須把相機塞進狹小的空間

Feel like I'm framed up enough here

我覺得自己在這裡已經夠格了。

Am I? You can see straight into the washroom straight into the bowels of the washroom.

我是嗎？你可以直接看到洗手間直達洗手間的大便。

After years of promising to make you guys a tutorial about that little donut hair bun that I always do

經過多年的承諾，給你們做一個關於我經常做的那個小甜甜圈髮髻的教程。

I am finally doing it it is way out of style by now,

我終於做了，它現在已經過時了。

but I don't care because as you know,

但我不在乎，因為你知道，

I don't really care about style.

我並不關心風格。

I just I just do what I like to do.

我只是... ...我只是做我喜歡做的事。

Today's the day of reckoning for the hair bun video

今天是盤點發髻視頻的日子。

because my hair is disgustingly greasy

因為我的頭髮太油膩了

and that is the only time period you should be doing this

這是唯一的時間段，你應該這樣做。

if you try to do this with fresh hair, it just goes like (shh)

如果你想用新鮮的頭髮做這個，它只是去像（噓）。

and slides out everywhere. You want to save this for that day where you're like,

和滑出無處不在。你想保存這一天，你喜歡，

I should've wash my hair yesterday, but this morning

我昨天就該洗頭了，但今天早上...

I don't really want to wash my hair. What can I do with this?

我真的不想洗頭。我可以用這個做什麼？

This is what you can do with it.

這是你能做的。

Have you ever been waiting in line and seen one of these weird looking things

你有沒有在排隊的時候看到過這些奇怪的東西？

hanging on some one of those discount racks?

掛在那些折扣架上？

These are the little donut buns that you need to actually create it.

這些小甜甜圈包子，你需要實際製作它。

So it's gonna go here or it can go here or you can even do princess layer or Sailor Moon buns.

所以要走這裡，也可以走這裡，甚至可以做公主層或者水手月包。

Which I finally perfected recently!

我最近終於完善了!

LIFE GOALS!

生活目標!

If you don't have one of these buns do not worry

如果你沒有這些包子，不要擔心。

I'm sure you have a sock which has lost its sock companion

我想你一定有一隻襪子失去了它的襪子夥伴。

and you need to put it out of its misery

你要讓它脫離苦海。

After you've washed it, of course,

當然是在你洗過之後。

let me show you an example. I'm just gonna take my sock off

讓我給你看一個例子。我只是要去把我的襪子關閉

This is my fuzzy socks that I'm currently wearing.

這是我現在穿的毛絨絨的襪子。

So what you're gonna do is cut the bottom off of it like this

所以你要做的是把它的底部切開，像這樣。

and then you're just gonna roll it in on itself

然後你就會把它自己捲進去

to create a donut a donut

創建一個甜甜圈一個甜甜圈

There you go or a bagel. That's it

給你，或者一個百吉餅。就這樣吧

So, of course this end would be open and then that way you'd be able to have a hole in the center

所以，當然，這一端會是開放的，然後這樣你就可以在中間開一個洞了

Which is important because your hair is gonna be coming through this hole

這很重要，因為你的頭髮會從這個洞裡鑽出來

You're gonna need some kind of a bun thingy

你會需要一些包子之類的東西。

you're gonna need a hair elastic that is big enough to go over this

你需要一個足夠大的頭髮鬆緊帶來套住這個。

We'll get there in a second

我們馬上就到了

You're gonna need hair elastics for putting your hair into a really tight ponytail

你要把頭髮紮成一個很緊的馬尾辮，就需要用髮膠了。

that will not slip out as time goes on.

不會隨著時間的推移而溜走。

I gotta sneeze.

我得切。

I always sneeze twice. How many times do you guys sneeze?

我總是打兩個噴嚏。你們會打幾個噴嚏？

Popped in here on that one. You'll also need some kind of a hair gel or hair product

蹦在這裡的那一個。你還需要一些髮膠或發製品。

that's really good at keeping down the flyaways.

這真的很好，在保持下來的蒼蠅。

I'm using got 2b glued which is the most intense stuff and will require me to wash my hair

我用的是2B膠水，這是最強烈的東西，需要我洗頭。

It's basically like punk styling gel.

基本上就像朋克造型膠一樣。

Can you guys see this?

你們能看到這個嗎？

Yes

是的，是的

There's a big difference between having these weird flyways and between having like a sleek

有一個很大的區別之間有這些奇怪的飛道和之間有像一個光滑的

egg like head and you'll also need some bobby pins for securing the leftover hair at the end

雞蛋一樣的頭，你還需要一些髮夾來固定最後剩下的頭髮。

Um, just a quick question. Why are they called bobby pins? That's what I'd like to know

嗯，只是一個小問題。為什麼它們叫髮夾？這就是我想知道的。

Why not Martina pins or Sally pins or Bob pins?

為什麼不是瑪蒂娜別針或莎莉別針或鮑勃別針？

Why Bobby who made them was it made by someone named Bobby?

為什麼是鮑比，是誰做的，是一個叫鮑比的人做的嗎？

And Bobby is it a boy? Did Bobby the boy decide that he needed

而鮑比是個男孩嗎？是那個男孩Bobby決定他需要

hair clips and like is he just a really forward-thinking guy from back in the day

髮夾和喜歡是他只是一個真正的前瞻性的傢伙 從回到了一天

because I've been calling the bobby pins since I was a kid and that's way before

因為我從小就在叫髮夾，那是在我小時候的時候

LGBTQ+, I think is in there now, rights were really around

LGBTQ+，我覺得現在已經在裡面了，權利是真正的圍繞著

and so that means some guy named Bobby might have been some like really dope cool drag queen

所以，這意味著一個叫鮑比的傢伙 可能是一些像真正的塗料酷變裝皇后。

and he invented them but then secretly couldn't tell people that he was a drag queen

他發明了這些東西，但卻不能告訴別人他是個變裝皇后。

because people were so stupid and unaccepting back then

因為那時候的人太傻了，太不容易接受了

But there is Bob the drag queen, but it's not Bobby the drag queen. I love Bob the drag queen

但有鮑勃變裝皇后， 但它不是鮑比變裝皇后。我喜歡變裝皇后鮑勃

Where was I?

我說到哪裡了？

All right here tutorial we're going to pull our hair up into a really high ponytail and wherever you put it

好了，在這裡教程，我們要把我們的頭髮拉成一個非常高的馬尾辮，無論你把它

So like if I put it here, that's where my bun is gonna be.

所以，如果我把它放在這裡， 這就是我的包子是要去的地方。

If I put it here, that's where it's gonna be.

如果我把它放在這裡，那就是它要去的地方。

So this is like a one-time get it right kind of go.

所以這就像一次性把它做好的那種去。

I am personally an upside down brusher to make my ponytails happen.

我個人是一個倒立的刷子來實現我的馬尾辮。

Oh, yeah feel that grease just like I could run donut in that

哦，是的，感覺到了油膩，就像我可以運行甜甜圈在該

We don't want any bumps and any lumps. We want this to be like an what's your name, Adrian?

我們不希望有任何顛簸和腫塊。我們希望這就像一個你叫什麼名字，阿德里安？

Adrian Grande, I have to tell you guys the truth.

阿德里安-格蘭德，我必須告訴你們真相。

I have not heard a single song of her's. Nothing against the girl.

我沒有聽過她的一首歌。我不是針對這個女孩。

All the bumples have been smooth

所有的凸點都很平滑

I'm actually using a double hair elastic. So I'm using two elastic bands that I've put together

其實我用的是雙發鬆緊帶。所以我用的是兩根鬆緊帶，我已經把它們放在一起了

Good great. Awesome

很好，很好厲害

I've just pulled them together and created a green it gets bradle

我只是把他們拉在一起，創造了一個綠色的，它得到布拉德勒。

Alright, so this week's new hair tutorial is on how to take your hair and change it from pink to

好了，本週的新發型教程是如何把你的頭髮和改變它從粉紅色到

Blonde and back again. So this is the new hairstyle. It's called the Hat flip you dye your hair underneath it

金髮，再回來。所以這就是新發型。這叫帽子翻轉，你把頭髮染到下面去

and then you just

然後你就

brush everything over and you create kind of like a dome and

把所有的東西都刷一遍，然後你就會創造出一種像穹頂一樣的東西，然後再把它刷掉。

Then you just take photos online and let everyone know that you've dyed your hair pink

然後你只要在網上拍照，讓大家知道你把頭髮染成了粉紅色就可以了

I'll be right back

我馬上回來

I'll take you guys

我帶你們去

Take a look at this atrocity. I don't know

看看這個暴行。我不知道，我不知道

This is how you guys organize things

你們就是這樣安排的

But I pretty much just dump a million things in and then try to find them and then over time

但我幾乎只是傾倒了無數的東西，然後試圖找到他們，然後隨著時間的推移。

This bin gets so full of everything that I can't find anything and then one day I'll actually clean it for now

這個垃圾桶裡裝滿了所有的東西，以至於我找不到任何東西，然後有一天，我真的會清理它，現在。

We're playing the hair clip roulette

我們在玩髮夾輪盤賭

What are we got in the claw machine today there's some hair

今天的爪子機裡有什麼，有一些頭髮

There's a little there's a safety pin Diezel do pinchy mom's Martina. Oh and last time you liked me spoke guys

有一個小的有一個安全針Diezel做pinchy媽媽的瑪蒂娜。哦，最後一次你喜歡我說話的傢伙

I didn't have the shelf. Look we got a shelf made remember before I just had it like hanging on one of these embarrassingly

我沒有架子。你看，我們得到了一個架子做的 記得以前我只是有它像掛在這些尷尬的一個

Yeah, this is my is my makeup shelf. We got some Loki we got some really cool lipsticks and stuff some of them

是的，這是我的是我的化妝架。我們得到了一些洛基 我們得到了一些非常酷的口紅和他們的東西一些

I don't wear cuz they're so weird. But I like to play with them. Anyways, my Clips my ring holders. I'm a smudgy

我不戴，因為它們很奇怪。但我喜歡玩它們總之，我的夾子... ...我的戒指夾。我是一個汙濁的

Sailor Moon Box. I've got the stuff that I use the most

水手月光寶盒。我這裡有我最常用的東西。

And they're tonight some of the perfumes and then there's makes magic again

而他們今晚的一些香水，然後有 再次使魔法。

And then there's the chaos, which is normally Wolverine is over here, but the light is in the way today

還有就是混亂，平時金剛狼都在這邊，但今天光是礙事了

Okay, that was enough of that. This feels pretty smooth

好了，說的夠多了。這感覺相當順利

I'm gonna try to keep mine

我想保留我的

more in the middle today

中庸

Okay, Oh

好吧，哦

a little more forward

稍微靠前

Don't make it so tight that you hit your life, but it's got to be tight enough that it won't move

不要把它弄得太緊，以至於撞到你的命根子上，但一定要緊到不能動的程度

Okay, so if you guys can see where mine is located right now Oh

好吧，所以如果你們能看到我的位置，現在哦

Flip your got-damn hair before I put my

甩開你那該死的頭髮之前，我把我的。

doughnut in if there's like bumbles like this like you see this little bumble of hair that's choosing to be like

糰子在如果有像笨重的像這樣的像你看到這個小笨重的頭髮選擇像

Everyone's going this way about anyone this way if that happens to you

每個人都會這樣對任何人，如果你發生這種情況的話

you have to redo your freaking hair because this will never go away and it will just get bigger and

你必須重新做你的嚇人的頭髮，因為這將永遠不會消失，它只是會得到更大的和

Just bigger and then by the end of the day, you'll be like I'm starting a new trend

只是更大，然後到最後，你會覺得我開始了新的潮流

Okay, we're gonna nose one more time slowly running out of energy. Oh, yeah

好吧，我們再來一次，慢慢地耗盡能量。哦，對了

The plastic elastic band that I had for support broke

我支撐用的塑膠鬆緊帶斷了。

Good. Awesome. This is exactly real-life tutorials. You see it

好的。棒極了。這正是實戰教程。你看

it's just

只是

It's good. It's great. We have to make sure that all these little flyaways here are completely slicked down

很好，很好這是偉大的。我們必須確保所有這些小飛機場都被完全抹平了。

So what I'm gonna do, is that hair gel

所以我要做的，是那瓶髮膠。

But it gets really sticky and you don't want to get your hair stuck in it

但它會變得非常粘稠，你不想讓你的頭髮卡在裡面。

So it's a bit of like a quick quick move

所以這有點像快速的快速行動

Scenario, here we go. We're gonna

場景，在這裡，我們去。我們要

Look these guys back, huh? Huh? Oh

看這些傢伙回來，嗯？咦？咦？

Yeah, when the hair bun goes on to your head

是啊，當髮髻戴在頭上的時候。

These little tiny parts are really hard to reach because the bun is covering it. I'm gonna get the back why this is drying

這些細小的部位真的很難夠到，因為包子遮住了。我去拿後面的東西，為什麼會幹？

Oh, man, I look like an egg

哦，夥計，我看起來像一個雞蛋

Paddy egg, we're gonna take our donut or our sock donut depending on what you're doing. Pull your hair through it this

稻穀蛋，我們要拿我們的甜甜圈或襪子甜甜圈 看你在做什麼。把你的頭髮拉過來

Then I'm gonna pull it all the way through

那我就把它全部拉過去吧

Here's the weird part

最奇怪的是

we're gonna coat our hair all the way around our head because

我們要把我們的頭髮塗滿我們的頭，因為

We're gonna take this hair elastic and put it over it to kind of capture it into a bun shape, really

我們把這根頭髮的彈性帶套在上面 把它做成包子的形狀，真的。

I just got to show you we're gonna have to reassure our hair because we need to change the angle of what our hair is

我只是要告訴你，我們要保證我們的頭髮，因為我們需要改變我們的頭髮是什麼的角度

Feeling that sounded like a hippie thing to say

感覺這話聽起來像個嬉皮士說的

But it's not cuz you know when you brush your hair a certain direction

但這不是因為你知道當你梳理你的頭髮一個特定的方向。

It kind of holds it so I'm trying to separate my hair. I have no idea

有點憋屈，所以我想把頭髮分開。我不知道

This is gonna show you guys may turn sideways separate my hair

這是要告訴你們可以側身分開我的頭髮。

And then you see how I'm just kind of pull it around

然後你看我是怎麼把它拉過來的？

To make sure it goes all the way to the back

要確保它一直延伸到後面去

And to the front

而到了前面

No, no

不，不

Take my hair elastic. Now that I know all my hair is covering and I'm gonna put it over my bun

拿著我的髮帶。現在我知道我所有的頭髮都被遮住了，我要把它套在我的髮髻上。

Like so now I'm gonna gather all this hair. Oh

就像這樣，現在我要去收集所有這些頭髮。哦，是的

Man I really need to cut this random piece of hair that's like

我真的需要剪掉這塊隨機的頭髮，就像。

I prefer to do like a simple braid which then pulls over it you can also

我喜歡做像一個簡單的辮子，然後拉過它，你也可以。

Wrap it around your bun

把它包在你的包子上

Let this hair in half and you could twist it and then turn it around your bun

讓這個頭髮抽成兩半，你可以把它扭轉，然後在你的髮髻上轉一圈。

You could pin it or you can take it all and you can braid it in one direction

你可以把它夾起來，也可以把它全部拿出來，你可以把它編成一個方向

I personally find the braid is the simplest and very impressive looking even though it's super easy

我個人覺得辮子是最簡單的，雖然超級簡單，但也非常好看。

So I'm gonna break my hair into three sections you do have to make sure the base is quite tight

所以我要把我的頭髮抽成三段，你要確保基礎很緊。

Everyone's gonna see it from the front perspective. Here we go

每個人都會從正面看到它。我們開始吧

Gently making the bottom tighter than the front

輕輕地使底部比前面更緊。

Okay, so it's gonna go like this and I'm gonna pin it in the back here

好了，所以它會像這樣，我要去把它釘在後面這裡。

I think I would like this bun Wow is so you can't literally the camera just stops right at my freaking head

我想我會喜歡這個包子 哇，是這樣的，你不能從字面上相機只是停止在我的怪胎頭

I have to like squat down to do this video

我必須像蹲下來做這個視頻。

I would like this to be maybe a little bit puffier so I can just take two edges of it and just kind of

我想讓這個也許更膨鬆一點，這樣我就可以拿著它的兩個邊緣，然後就可以了。

Pull it gently

輕輕地拉它

To kind of puff the braid a little bit. Okay. So first I'm going to secure it in the back

要把辮子蓬鬆一點。好的，首先我要把它固定在後面

They turn out hoping you can see it right here

他們原來希望你能在這裡看到它。

I'm gonna secure it with my Bob the drag queen pin seems like it's secure doesn't it? Don't let it fool

我要用我的鮑勃固定它... ...變裝皇后針... ...好像很安全，不是嗎？別被它騙了

You you'll be like walking around and then it'll go unlike fall off sideways. So take another pin in the center area about here

你你會像走來走去，然後它就會不一樣的橫著掉下來。所以再拿一個針在中心區域大約在這裡。

Jam it into the center and it should hopefully snag on to that little

把它塞進中心，希望它能卡在那個小小的

Yo, yo, yo, look at how firm this is it's never gonna come out it's literally gonna sit like this all day

喲，喲，喲，看這多結實，它永遠不會出來 它真的會像這樣坐一整天

I could go on a ride and be like

我可以去騎，並像

And then I can get off the be like nothing change. Oh my God. Look at my hair looks so good

然後我就可以下車了，就像什麼都沒有改變。哦，我的上帝。看看我的頭髮看起來那麼好

I can be on my bicycle and we can be like and I'd be like, yep. Good try. Mr

我可以在我的自行車，我們可以像 和我一樣，是的。良好的嘗試。先生

Winn ain't gonna do nothing

Winn是不會做任何事情的

But if you get like a bird clock it will turn

但如果你像鳥鍾一樣，它就會轉動。

That would be a real Debbie Downer for everybody with a birdie could be vicious

這對每個人來說都是一個真正的Debbie Downer... ...有一隻小鳥可能會很凶殘。

Okay, I hate this little dingle tag sitting here

好吧，我討厭這個小丁丁牌坐在這裡。

So this part earlier got myself this little oh

所以這個部分之前讓自己這個小哦

Yeah, all looks pretty good coming off the back like that

是啊，從後面看都挺好的。

And then the only thing you need to do finish it off is some kind of a hair clip just kind of brings it all

然後，你需要做的唯一的事情 完成它是某種類型的髮夾 只是一種帶來了這一切。

Together in a different way, it makes like a much more severe

一起以不同的方式，使像更嚴重的。

Look my god, Oh cute, but the back here will slide up

你看我的天，哦，很可愛，但這裡的後面會滑起來的

So you need to put like a pin here instead and it'll keep it from sliding up

所以，你需要把像一個針在這裡，而不是 它將防止它滑起來。

That's it on my super easy tutorial on how to put together one of these little donut buns

這就是我的超級簡單的教程，如何把這些小甜甜圈麵包之一

I hope you guys give a chance to try it. Hope you guys give a chance to try it

希望你們給個機會嘗試一下。希望你們給個機會試試

That's my new t-shirt. Please send me some pictures if you do either on Instagram or on Twitter on Instagram

這是我的新T恤。請給我一些照片，如果你這樣做無論是在Instagram或Twitter上的Instagram

We are eat your kimchi. We're also eat your kimchi on Twitter. You guys want me to do another tutorial?

我們是吃你的泡菜。我們也吃你的泡菜在Twitter上。你們要我再做一個教程嗎？

I will listen to your remarks and then do it five years from now when it's no longer trendy or helpful for you

我會聽你的言論，然後在五年後，當它不再流行或對你沒有幫助的時候，再去做。

So there's that

所以就有了

Sorry guys, but it's here finally

對不起，夥計們，但它終於來了