字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 great idea. Giving orange of booze a lot. Grapefruit. I apologize to everyone. Only now do I realize the ever on my way. Just thankful Lawrence doesn't actually know how to use it. Pinocchio. Just getting I'm not Never realizes that it makes loud noises. We're all doomed. Every last one of us harden the gravy train departs at midnight. What? What now? The fruit flies like bananas. Are you talking in code or something? No. I just wanted to tell you that fruit flies like bananas. That's all. Got to go. Wait, wait, wait. You left? Just a badge. Uh, whoops. Don't. You're obviously a secret agent or something. That's ridiculous. I'm just a plain old burrito. I want people to know that replied, like bananas. It's an interesting factoid. And it's definitely not secret code for anything of any kind in any way. So now if you'd both please look into this stick for answers to all your questions, I hold it backwards. There go all my memories from senior problem. This is agent Burrito. Agent Burrito Has the fruit fly phone? Not yet. No way. I mean, yes. Was the fruit fly supposed to fly? Is that before or after the gravy train gets here. Okay. Forget the code of Al Majella. Have you taken it away from orange yet? No, I haven't quite got in the chicken moving. Marino, do you realize the levels of annoyance that could be reached if that orange discovers out of Probably use that instrument? I'm guessing. Not good levels. Yes, sir. I'll get right on it, sir. Use your disguise. This is getting close to nabbing. That is all. Man, your boss is a real jerk. Yeah, he's definitely not. Need a burrito. Wait. Did you guys just hear that entire top secret conversation? Um, yeah, will be not supposed to. Oh, man. My first day of the C I. A agent and I've already blown my cover. What a bloody word. Hey, Burrito. Pull it together, man. Kitchen needs you. All right, Here goes Nothing. Wealthy businessmen disguise when I say boo boo, You say Zaleha Boubou. Excuse me, sir. I'm a wealthy businessman. Would like to purchase your booze, Ella. No, thanks. I like my boobs a lot. Too much to ever let it go. What if I paid you anything you wanted? Okay, Well, I'll tell you my vuvuzela for to move was a life deal. I did it! I did it! Oh, wait! Double Booth! Worst secret agent ever. Perhaps a more aggressive approach would work. All right, let's give escaped convict the shot. Hey, you or else? All right there, buddy. Come in with me. Wait, no, this is just a disguise. Sure, sure. Let me guess. You're working undercover with the CIA. But I am. Yeah, yeah, sure. Save it for the judge, man. I really blow it being a secret. Wait a minute. I think everybody, I guess I'm just not cut out for the secret agent lifestyle. Thank seriously. Do the rial has bean. Wow. Cognito burrito is macho veneno boy, is it chilly in here or what? Yeah. Yeah, like I've never heard that one. Give me the cold shoulder Chili. Yeah. Okay, everyone. Thanks for coming to this. Run through the Royal Ted talk. He's gonna ask you for feedback. OK, but just he doesn't really want feedback. You get me? He can be, well, a bit fiery hot temper, but I purposefully set this meeting in the freezer and hopes that he might dwell be chilled for once. Kerry here He doffed your caps. Impress your chaps. The King of Cool, The Baron of burritos. Europe in here by welcomes Orange n pair of the Kitchen Fightem, a wholly owned subsidiary of the Royal Kingdom of Free. It is on chill. King of Orange County, Orange County. I like the sound of that. No, no, of course a guy like you could get into Orange County. I too, appreciate an indeed rule over Orange County. Orange County? No Orange County, Orange County, New Jersey? No Orange County Coke about No, no, really. Now let's just calm the royal beans. Remember, you are benevolent king and above all, to key on. Of course, Kokomo isn't a really place. Oh, yeah? You have a passport from it. Getting here after these guys. My passport. Israel. I am right next to you. When did you get here? What? I've been here the whole time. That's right. My memory isn't, um you know, the all memory it isn't And what it used to be, right? What did you get here for? The love bug. Nice bugle. Why thank you. Thought bucket. Relax. I mean, I mean, chill out is all Let's get to this talk then after weaken Totally chill to yes. If our guests are no anything it is. You are a chill king on and benevolent King on And a very handsome, like pulling teeth. Thank you. Kind, benevolent, handsome And above all, chill. So chill that I survey my kingdom from a frozen through. Wow, Look at that. It's frozen solid. It's been here the whole time. None of this is new information. Hot pocket. These clowns are starting to get the royal. Dear Lord, No! That's something from the royal mini fridge to cool me before my princely perm proceeds to percolate. Nice alliteration, sire. Dang, Right. Nice alliteration. Now, just a frozen state to cool the royal brown. Then I could finally nail this talk salads. Berry Is there any other kind? Hear ye hear ye quite here. But loud enough D I hot pocket of the deep freeze realm of formally recognised pair and cool. Cool. Nice to meet you. Officially Jail King bound to the wisdom of the rough draft of my Ted talk. I mean, if you want no big deal, but just, you know, do it joking. I am a chill king, So chill sire. Okay. Okay. He's jail. Wait a hammer. That point home the What's the big deal? Oh, well, I thought maybe you saw Hammer something. Yeah, like he was gonna crush the ice and splitter us about the kingdom. I wasn't scared. Totally cool. I wanted to give you a little scare. Looks like I really nailed it. Oh, okay. Okay. Knock it off. Why would there be nails in a freezer anyway? Now, maybe they're not construction nails. Oh, maybe their fingernails. What? That's even weirder. Maybe they're fishing for compliments. Like, Hey, cool. Males. All these off days digs. I keep him in. The brazen thing is a disaster. Hot pocket. You're a miracle worker with the fish sticks. I don't know why they relax me. So pheromones all in its mouth? Yeah. Is that Why are you asking me If it comes from an orange with fake hands and frozen fingernails, it must be reliable. I'm sorry. Is that how you speak to a king? A king with a slick rough draft for it, Sire, please maintain your cool look at me. Frozen solid. Cool to the core. Look at my flowing bond show. Look at my Todd burned logs at home. He makes me do it. You betrayed the royal confidence. It's a salon quality perm in the comfort of your home. I wanted good for Ted. Maybe your dutiful servant would like a little credit for the Royal Handsomeness, since he is bound by royal decree to announce it all the time. Oh, that's good. Dealing with these do isn't enough. Now you're getting chatty. That's it. I'm cheese and my beings a broiling. Are you happy now? His beans are broiling. I mean, your microwave burrito. It's gotta just paste in their delicious paste royal paste. You are marked me with talk of Okay, I think it's more like a slurry. I mean, like, royal slurry. Of course, Your Highness. Wow, That's a wrap for that burrito with board taco. Is it time for Booth? Burrito over is right. What's the matter? You need to defrost. Was it ends? All Yeah, I was only joking. Uh, why's burrito in the microwave? Well, duh. He's too big for the toaster eyes. Anyone else worried about that warning label? Oh, that's just a bird, Mark. I've had it forever. Nothing to worry about it all. Hey, Hey, Apple. Hey. Hey, Apple. Hey, But what What is it? Orange. You glad I didn't say apple again? Yeah, that joke was funny the 1st 400 times, Theo. Great. There's two of you. Well, the guy looks just like May, uh, you look just like me. You look just like me. You get off. I think only one that read that morning label, huh? What are you talking about? Marino equals time machine. It brought us here from the future. Okay, so if you're from the future, then why didn't the future me come back with you? Oh, that's easy because you're on vacation. Yep. Yep, Someplace really nice. End up and fun. What you talking? You can't know what happens if I change fast as a result, the future, right? So don't mention the k n I f e. Okay, the canopy. But the Canetti That's knife, you idiot. He's not supposed to mention the great. A second I'm gonna get night, Okay? It's been fun, but way should get going, huh? Guys? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give me a minute, homes. I'm a little loop. What's the matter? You need a time out. You can't just leave me here. Hey, hey. Oh, whoa. That guy really knows how to roll there. Oh, God, you really bright. I just hope everything is the same way we left it. Uh oh. This is apples everywhere. Apples way with breaking out. I can tell you why. Because a long time ago they took our kitchen. Whoa! Grandpa Lemon. What? What? Well, yeah, and those of us that were destroyed by the robo Evel women slate, did you say robo apple? Intruder alert. Intruder alert another. Put your hands in the air Way Good work way, Theo. Don't worry. Fair little donkey is ready to arrive. Wait. Take me with you. You can't just leave me here. You! Yes, You came back way covered that. Get me out of here! Hey, apple! Shut way! What is that? It really looked like it hurt. E don't. That apple is rotten to the core. Right Burrito? Whoa! That was crazy. Who looks like everything is normal in the kitchen again.
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