I wish I could just date a bookstore.

You guys have a cute together, right?

Don't worry.

I'll defend your honor.

If you knock these things over, they get stuck on their backs and die.

Okay?

I'm a Cooper.

It was Erin.

You guys, Uh, William, this is Aaron Woodburn.

We went toe high school together and middle school and elementary school.

I guess we just like school, so Yeah.

Yeah.

How are you?

You're, like, way hotter now, right?

Yeah.

This guy knows what I'm talking about.

Like him used to be a four, but now you're, like, eight, 75 That's great.

You're you're still attend.

Maybe in 11.

I've seen tens.

And that madam, isn't No.

10.

Is that a hoverboard?

Oh, you mean my bird.

Yeah.

You know, I'm so used to wear that.

Forget.

It's weird.

Like normal people.

Yeah, I feel like I would probably fall off of it immediately.

Great at it.

Yeah, I'm kind of post walking out, but I get that it still works for some Haiti.

Like being ironic.

Uh, yeah, of course.

I mean, I'm walking so walking is not ironic.

It's walking alright.

Sick because I was thinking about, I don't know, going plate.

Meaning off tomorrow.

I got you.

It was like mini golfing, You know, it's so weird.

And maybe after we go to IHOP because, like, pink and cakes, you like pancakes?

Really?

And I think I have to tell you something over here for a second.

Healthy right there.

Does this feel like a good decision to you?

Just called me a 7.5.

Maybe even t bold your entire existence to a single digit number.

How long I've been waiting to marry Aaron.

What?

I've got journals that say, this is Emma Woodburn Cooper in them.

You were gonna happen.

Eight, huh?

My nine year old self is freaking out right now.

Hey, Aaron, That sounds great.

God, dope sauce.

So, uh, get a tee time at Californians at three.

Tomorrow.

Okay.

See there?

Yeah.

All right.

OK, like the wind foot bird Crazy.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

I can't believe it.

Aaron would burn.

I can't believe it either, but I was just about to date Ah, bookstore and he rolls into my life.

Rather, you date the store conveniently.

I knew the right person the entire time on He said he's post walking.

It's cute.

Is it it?

ISS.

Thank you, Emma.

You need it?

Yeah.

You look great.

Thanks.

So you Yeah, once I got of idea.

Okay.

Where she got that big, but ready to go.

Have some fun.

Yeah.

Let's go put our butts off.

It's kind of funny.

Yeah.

Okay.

I'll just meet you inside there.

Okay.

Oh.

Oh, like I I haven't actually done this since, Like sixth grade Kiddie Club Bundy's birthday party.

Yeah, I was back when you were four.

Now you're, like, legit hot.

That's cool, guy.

Oh, no.

They found me.

Hey, wait.

Take a selfie with you.

Yeah, Yeah, Let's do it.

Sure.

Okay.

Get on in here.

Drove your AIDS for marination.

Okay, Got it.

Really, Really, like 4000 times Way, fans.

You know what?

It's me.

Okay, uh, from the name they fail, I don't know.

A big in a stair fall going around the web a couple months ago.

Me to do some sick dance moves.

Time for the wait.

Oh, my gosh.

Are you OK?

Yeah, it's just my tailbone.

And it was actually kind of a blessing, you know?

It's opened up a lot of doors for me.

Says Like what?

Like this company gave me my bird.

Oh, okay.

Well, uh, all isn't gonna put itself.

Allow me.

AM wasn't my best world.

It's exploding her, Whatever.

Stuff like that.

You know what?

Let's my fans know that I'm actually like, really funny besides just falling down stairs.

Yeah, that's really interesting.

I've been getting a lot of traction lately, Like, because I dress up like a girl or like I do this really dumb old character, just like kruky who moved prisons they love.

That's ironic because I remember used to that voice when we were in, like, third grade.

Well, no, that's not ironic.

You remember like Mrs Holmes, Freshman year.

See?

Like where those really big earrings.

Those were ironic.

I don't know.

That's what that means.

You've a bright So what's what's next?

Like, I haven't I haven't seen you in five years.

What's coming up for air in Woodburn?

Well, no, I think this I Internet celebrity, things going to start taking off.

Yeah.

Please don't count.

By the way, the Mulligan's or whatever.

God, you know what daily rant time Stop marination.

It's a boy air in time for the daily rant today.

Mini golf minigolf sucks.

And I wish he would die.

You know, it doesn't suck ugly chick to get high.

Say what's up, Believe it or not.

And we used to be a force.

So there's hope for you goes out there.

All right.

This was helpful, Lever like and comment below.

We'll see you next time.

Until then, adopted dog do studios.

I just love giving back, you know?

So you want to go get some pancakes or whatever?

I'm gonna pass.

Erin, you're perfect for the nine year old meat.

But I'm 22 now, and I can't keep fantasizing about a life that won't happen without taking a step forward.

Good luck with the comedy.

You're funnier than you know.

Uh, thank you.

Uh, wait.

You have to return that putter else have to pay for it.

Sore foot.

Bert Sore.

Hey, uh, Paul Funding and I noticed your courses.

An alternative lifestyle accessible.

I'm have to register a complaint to the Americans with Disabilities Act.

Yeah, this chick knows what I'm talking about.

What's up?

Your body is a wonderland.

What?

Where?

My headphones.