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(cheerful music) ♪ Hmm hmm hmm hmm ♪
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♪ Ah ba ba ba ♪ ♪ Hmm hmm hmm hmm ♪
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♪ Ah ba ba ba ♪ - Heh, heh,
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am I hearing things again?
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I swear I hear the voice of that really annoying orange
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from a few years ago.
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- I'm not annoying! (record scratching)
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I'm an orange! (laughs)
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- [Steve] Ugh, not you again!
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- Glad you remember me!
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I was afraid you'd block me from your memory. (laughs)
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- [Steve] (growls) You know what, I wish I had.
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Why did you even come back here?
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- Why wouldn't I?
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Hanging out with you last time
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was a whole lotta fun (laughs).
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- Ugh! - I'm serious.
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I really dug it (laughs).
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- [Steve] Ugh!
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- What ya doing down there, mining your own business?
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(laughs) - (sighs) Yes!
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I need building materials.
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Doing an addition to my kitchen.
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- Oh, cool, would you like my help?
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- [Steve] As a matter of fact, I would not.
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Although I could use that wood.
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- Go ahead, spruce up your kitchen with it! (laughs)
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- [Steve] Ugh, thanks, I guess.
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- Snow problem! (laughs)
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- [Steve] Ugh, that was your cue to leave, dude,
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so get outta here.
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- Yeah, or what? (laughs)
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- [Steve] Ow, hey, that's not nice!
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- Yes it is, this is ice.
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- [Steve] I said nice.
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- I agree, it's a really nice ice.
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- [Steve] I'm not talking about your ice block!
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- Then water ya talking about? (laughs)
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(Steve growling) (ominous music)
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Nah, I'm just kidding, breathe, Steve.
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Here's the deal.
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I happen to be an expert of kitchens.
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Lemme help you out.
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- [Steve] Okay, fine, you know what I could use?
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Uh, we're doing our countertops in red Nether brick.
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Er, got anything like that?
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- Red Nether bricks, on it!
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- [Steve] (chuckles) That'll keep him busy.
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There are no Nether bricks in--
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- I'm back! - What?
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You actually got some?
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I can't believe it!
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- Me Nether! (laughs)
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- [Steve] Wait, if you're able to get a block like this,
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you've got some real talent.
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- Does that mean I can hang out with you?
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Please lemme stay, don't make beg!
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Don't make me gravel! (laughs)
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- [Steve] Ugh, all right, listen, just focus up
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and listen to me, okay?
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I want you to go and find a dragon egg.
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- You need it for your kitchen?
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- [Steve] No, I just want to be rich, uh, I mean,
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uh, no, uh, uh, yes (chuckles), yes, yes.
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I need it for the, uh, kitchen.
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Looking to do a big egg breakfast once it's all done.
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- That makes sense.
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I don't know if I'll find one,
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but I'll try like shell (laughs).
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- [Steve] You find anything, uh, Orange?
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- I'm sorry, I couldn't find a dragon egg,
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just a bunch of other types of blocks.
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- [Steve] Eh (sighs), it's okay.
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They're extremely rare.
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- You're not yolking (laughs).
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- [Steve] Ugh, well, time for you to leave, goodbye!
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- Wha-wha-what do you mean?
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You don't wanna hang out with me
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unless I can find you rare blocks?
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- [Steve] What can I say?
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Your jokes aren't exactly gold.
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- Maybe not, but this is!
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(record scratching) (Steve gasping)
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(cash register bell dings) (dramatic music)
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But you probably don't have any use for that.
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I guess I'll be on my way.
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- [Steve] Wait, wait, I've had a sudden change of heart.
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Orange, I'm sorry I was rude, please stay.
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- Really, you mean it?
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- [Steve] Yes, let's hang out, let's be friends,
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and let'S definitely take another look
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at that gold block of yours.
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Oh, yeah, that's legit all right.
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- So whaddaya wanna do first, friend?
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Ooh, let's see who can yell the loudest!
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- No, no. - I bet it's me!
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- Ugh! (Orange laughs)
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Please, can we do something quiet?
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- Hmm, I don't do quiet things very often, but okay.
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Staring contest, whisper contest, farting contest?
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- [Steve] What are you talking about?
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Farts aren't quiet.
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- The one I let rip a few seconds ago sure was. (laughs)
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- What the, a, ow, that's disgusting.
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What did you eat?
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- If I tell you, do you promise not to be mad?
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- Why would I be mad about something you ate?
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- Well, 'cause I ate a dragon egg.
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(record scratching) - What?
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You mean you did find one?
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- You said you wouldn't be mad!
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I'm sorry, but I was searching so hard and for so long,
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and I got so hungry, and now I got egg farts
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something fierce! - Did you just
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let another one rip?
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- I can't help it.
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- [Steve] That's it, let's go.
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- What are we doing?
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- [Steve] Anything besides this.
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I can't be one on one with you.
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Let's go to town or join a--
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- Mob? - Yeah, I suppose we could
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join a mob if you wanted to.
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- No, mob! - Huh?
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(zombies snarling) (Steve screaming)
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- Steve, no!
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Man, I'm gonna miss him, although on the plus side,
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now that I'm alone, I can let the silent
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and deadliest one yet rip! (grunting)
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- [Steve] Whew, luckily I set my spawn point
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right near where I (sniffs)...
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(ominous music) (screams)
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(cheerful music)
