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- Hey, everyone.
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Sorry, I had to do this,
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but for safety's sake,
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I'm not giving Orange any of your questions
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until he extinguishes every stick of TNT in this kitchen.
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- Ah, come on!
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This is fan mail blackmail (laughs).
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- Sorry, put 'em out dude.
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All of them.
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- Okay, I did what you asked.
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I hope it's esnuff (laughs).
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- Good.
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Here are the questions.
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I hope you have a fun, safe episode today.
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- Give orange the Uno reverse card.
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- The what?
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- Uno reverse card at your service.
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- Wait, no.
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No, does this mean that TNT
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is magically gonna get lit again?
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- Relax, Pear.
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That's not how Uno reverse cards work.
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We're not magic.
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- Oh, phew!
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- But unfortunately for you, we are pyros!
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What, what!
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- No!
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- (laughs) Now that's what I call a wild card (laughs)!
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(glass breaking)
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- It's time for Ask Orange!
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(crowd cheering)
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- Hey Orange, I have a joke about the roof,
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but it might be a little over your head.
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- (laughs) Now I know how Little Apple feels.
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- I heard that!
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- Hey Orange, what happened to your air horn?
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- Some guy at a Lord of the Rings convention
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threw it off the roof.
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Long story short,
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Aragorn sent my air horn airborne (laughs).
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- Hey Orange, it looks like Passion
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is in love with somebody.
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Go as a spy and find out who it is.
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- (gasps) What?
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(record scratching)
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We gotta figure out who it is.
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Not that I care anything, but um, okay, let's go!
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(spy music)
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- Great news!
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I looked everywhere and found nothing except mirrors.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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- Who's your favorite wrestler?
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- Great question, Like most foods in the kitchen,
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I follow W-W-Eat closely.
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My favorite food wrestlers are Flan Cena,
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Hulk Hoagie, Stone Cold Cut Austin, the Underbaker,
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and Nacho Man Randy Sandwich (laughs).
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- Can I axe a question to Donut?
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- Well, it's about time!
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10 years and not once has anybody
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asked Donut a single--
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(Donut screaming) (thud)
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- Hey Orange, what's your favorite color other than orange.
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- Oh, I like a bunch of colors that aren't orange.
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Butterscotch, pumpkin, apricot, persimmon.
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- Um, all of these seem awfully similar to orange, dude.
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- What?
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No way.
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They're super different.
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- Sure they are.
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I bet you also like marigold?
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- Yeah.
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- Coral?
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- Who doesn't?
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- Tangerine?
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- No!
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(record scratching)
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I do not like tangerine!
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I don't like tangerine whatsoever!
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- Okay, yeah, got it.
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- Orange.
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- Tangerine.
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- Okay then.
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- I love Little Apple, Pear, Orange,
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and Grandpa Lemon so much that I could cuddle them.
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- This is nice.
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- Couldn't agree more.
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- Once again, I was not invited.
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- Look out It's a LegenDAIRY cow!
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- Hey, you look pretty normal.
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What makes you so legen-dairy?
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- Me?
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Why, I was the first cow on the moon.
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(laughs)
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- Seriously though, I did do it and it was really dangerous.
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- Oh.
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Sorry I laughed, I thought you were making a joke.
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- I don't make jokes.
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I'm completely steer-ious.
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(both laugh)
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- Why did they call it the dark ages?
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- I don't know, why?
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- Because there's so many knights.
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(laughs)
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You know which knight
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invented the round table, don't ya?
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Sir-cumference!
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(laughs) Math jokes.
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- Hey orange, say, "Hi Ethan."
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- Hi, Ethan!
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- Say, "Hi Maddie."
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- Hi, Maddie.
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- Hey Orange, what games do you get addicted on?
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- Skewers.
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Skewers is the best game in the whole world.
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- Orange, you have whinge!
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- I think that was a typo.
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You meant wings, right?
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- Unfortunately, it's not a typo, dude.
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(record stractching) You have whinge.
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Part wings, part cringe.
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- Huh?
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- Hey, lets go fly to a birthday party
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we weren't invited to.
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- Um, no thanks.
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- Cool if we stop on the way so I can grab my JNCO jeans?
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- Only if you let me call my ex for the fifth time today,
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begging to take me back.
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- Ah!
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Help!
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Help me!
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I didn't even get to light my TNT!
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- Well, at least one good thing came of all this.
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- Oh, I think you meant to say,
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"Uno good thing came out of this."
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No! - No!
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(glass breaking)
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(jaunty music)