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  • - It's not like I would ever go to my girlfriend

  • and be like-- - (chuckles) Let's scissor.

  • - Let's scissor.

  • You know (chuckles)?

  • (upbeat music)

  • - I'm here with Tanya.

  • - Hi. - My friend.

  • Now I wanna say a disclaimer, I don't technically

  • identify as a lesbian, but I'm in a lesbian relationship

  • right now and I think this will be fun.

  • - Mhm, I'm scared.

  • (chuckles)

  • - All right, so would you rather:

  • never cut your fingernails again, which,

  • either way sounds like really terrible.

  • Even if you're-- - Gay straight, anything.

  • - Any person. - That's bad.

  • Or have a permanently sprained wrist on your dominant hand.

  • - Dude.

  • - They're both bad.

  • You could also just learn to use your non dominant hand.

  • - Right, just challenge yourself.

  • Grow a little a person.

  • - Yeah, I'm gonna do--

  • - [Both] Sprained wrist.

  • - Yeah, okay, 65% of people said sprained wrist.

  • - I mean the only reason why you shouldn't ever

  • cut your fingernails is if it's your culture

  • or you're a musician.

  • - Right. - Ella.

  • - Mhm? - Would you rather:

  • date someone with the same name as you.

  • Ella squared.

  • Or date someone who looks eerily similar to you.

  • - I don't think I could handle the name thing.

  • - I would come up with a nickname for myself

  • or for her, whoever wanted the nickname.

  • - Oh wow.

  • (chuckles) I guess I just wanna date myself.

  • - Yeah.

  • - (chuckling) Okay.

  • Would you rather: have a totally perfect gaydar--

  • - Already do.

  • (chuckling)

  • - I can tell.

  • You do? - Yeah.

  • - Oh shit.

  • Or have the magical ability to never

  • fall for a straight girl.

  • - But like sometimes you fall for someone

  • just because they're a good person.

  • - Yeah. - Right, I wouldn't wanna ever

  • not fall for someone.

  • - Right.

  • - Just because of their sexuality.

  • - And who knows.

  • - Who knows.

  • - Who knows, right? - Right.

  • - I'm gonna just say the gaydar one.

  • - Me too.

  • - 67% of people agree.

  • - Yep.

  • - (chuckles) Okay, would you--

  • - This one's weird, man.

  • This is so weird.

  • - Would you rather: be at a lesbian bar with only couples,

  • also, one, are there lesbian bars?

  • - Not anymore.

  • - Like I really-- - Thank you, world.

  • - I really don't know. - There aren't.

  • - If anyone knows of any, please let me know.

  • - Oh, there is one in Seattle that's--

  • - I don't go to Seattle.

  • So would you rather be at a lesbian bar with only couples

  • or be at a lesbian bar with only closeted ladies?

  • - If I was single-- - if I was single,

  • I would go--

  • - The couples would make me a little bit sad,

  • but also I'd be happy that so many people found love.

  • - That's true, you convinced me.

  • Also now, I'm thinking, like me right now,

  • one, I would be happy to find a lesbian bar in general.

  • Two, I'm in a relationship, so that sounds pretty fun,

  • maybe we'll all become friends.

  • - Yeah.

  • Also the closeted ladies probably won't have much to say.

  • - I was thinking I could help them out.

  • - Aw man.

  • (chuckles)

  • - Couples.

  • Whoa, 73% said closeted ladies.

  • - Yeah cuz everyone wants to pick (bleep).

  • - That's what they want (chuckles).

  • - Look fair, fair.

  • - I get it, that was my inclination as well.

  • But we talked it out.

  • - We became better people.

  • - We did.

  • - All right, would you rather--

  • - Mhm. - Have to be BFFs

  • with your ex, or have to be BFFs with your ex's new GF?

  • - I would just rather be BFFs with my ex.

  • - I wanna be BFFs with (bleep) everybody.

  • Like why not?

  • But do you know what, it's such a good feeling

  • to be tight with your ex. - It is.

  • Oh, 72%-- - Majority.

  • - Say they would be BFFs with their ex.

  • So, hey.

  • Would you rather: never have to deal with a

  • period ever again?

  • Wow.

  • (sighs)

  • Or-- - Let's just take a moment.

  • - That would be (bleep) amazing.

  • Or, get pregnant with your partner without any

  • medical procedures, or, you know, dudes.

  • - 100% never get my period again.

  • That's me personally.

  • - I'm gonna go with the pregnancy one.

  • - Yeah? - Mhm.

  • Okay let's see, the majority of people, 65% said

  • never get their, I mean.

  • That would be pretty great.

  • - Would you rather, Ella, this is a very serious question.

  • Are you concentrating?

  • - Yes, I'm concentrating.

  • - Erase the term scissoring from the world's vocabulary,

  • or, have all lady porn be directed by ladies.

  • - I mean this is very easy for me to say.

  • I mean I would obviously go with the porn one.

  • - 100%.

  • - I don't, what is wrong with the word scissoring?

  • - Some people are really confronted by it.

  • - But porn should be directed by women.

  • Porn is-- - I say this every day

  • of my life.

  • Every day, it's what I say when I wake up.

  • - Yeah, this is funny.

  • - Would you rather, and I have something to say

  • about this afterwards-- - I do too, I do too.

  • - Would you rather have everyone constantly confuse

  • your girlfriend for your sister,

  • or have everyone constantly confuse your girlfriend

  • for your best friend?

  • - Both have happened to me. - Same.

  • - But it's really funny, especially for the sister one,

  • because my girlfriend doesn't look like,

  • she is blonde, and she's pale and she has blue eyes,

  • and I have curly dark hair.

  • Like, okay, it's just so funny.

  • - I was sitting at dinner with my girlfriend,

  • an anniversary dinner, we had a little

  • happy anniversary thing.

  • She is the opposite of me as well.

  • Long, fair, blue eyes, and the waiter came up to us

  • and asked us if we were sisters.

  • - Yeah. - And I was like,

  • "It's our anniversary, bro."

  • That would be weird. - Yeah, it would be weird.

  • I was kissing her on the mouth and someone was like,

  • "Is that your sister?" and I'm like, "Definitely not."

  • (chuckles) Yeah.

  • I don't know what-- - It ruins the mood.

  • - I don't know what town you're from.

  • - Yeah.

  • (chuckles)

  • That was fun. - That was fun.

  • - Surprising. - We learned a lot.

  • Let us know if you have different answers,

  • what you think about any of these topics.

  • Comment below, and like the video.

  • (salsa music)

- It's not like I would ever go to my girlfriend

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