l really feel like if we decide to do this again, then...

我真的覺得如果我們決定再做一次，那麼... ...

maybe we should hold off on the physical part for a while.

也許我們應該暫緩一下身體的部分。

That is a fantastic idea.

這真是個好主意。

Why didn't l think of that?

我為什麼沒有想到呢？

Really? Totally.

真的嗎？是的

No sex? No. Why do that?

不做愛？不，為什麼要這麼做？

Because here's the thing.

因為在這裡'的事情。

From personal experience...

根據個人經驗...

l found that sex can really complicate things.

我發現性愛真的會讓事情變得很複雜

And what we should be doing right now is getting to know each other.

而我們現在應該做的是互相瞭解。

Yeah.

是啊。

Well, l never thought you'd go for it.

我從沒想過你會這麼做。

l'm going for it.

我要去了。

Well, that iust is a great, great notion.

那是個很好很好的想法。

Are you serious?

你是認真的嗎？

Look at my face. Look at how serious l am.

看看我的臉。看看我有多認真。

Can you see my nostrils?

你能看到我的鼻孔嗎？

Yes. That's serious.

是的，這是嚴重的。

That's more angry.

那就更生氣了。

Yeah, you know what, most guys would be saying:

是啊，你知道嗎，大多數人都會說。

''Yeah,'' right now, but, like, by the third date, it would be:

''是的，'';現在，但是，像，到第三次約會，它會。

''Hey, baby, l really need to physically express how l feel''...

嘿，寶貝，我真的需要用身體來表達我的感受... ...

and all that stuff. Well, hey, baby...

和所有的東西。嗯，嘿，寶貝...

you know, three dates.... Make it 10, 10 dates.

你知道，三個日期... ...10個，10個日期。

How about 15?

15歲怎麼樣？

Fifteen. Screw your 15. 20 dates.

十五。去你的15歲。20個日期。

Okay, 20 dates. Twenty dates.

好吧，20個日期。20個日期。

Okay. This is genius.

好吧，這是個天才。這是天才。

lt's gonna hurt.

會很疼的

Not as much as you think.

沒有你想的那麼多。

We can really get to know each other this way.

我們可以通過這種方式真正瞭解對方。

Yeah.

是啊。

This is one, right? No, next one.

這是一個，對嗎？不，下一個。

[door opening]

[通過打開]

[clearing throat]

[清嗓子]

ls it safe to come in, or are you guys doing it?

進來安全嗎，還是你們在做？

Honey, it's safe.

親愛的，它是安全的。

Great.

厲害

(Trish) Well, good timing.

(崔茜) 好吧，時機不錯。

Yeah. (Trish) You remember Marla.

你還記得瑪拉嗎？(崔茜) 你還記得瑪拉嗎？

Hi, we met. And this is my little bunny rabbit.

嗨，我們見過面。這是我的小兔兔。

Julia. Hey.

茱莉亞茱莉亞

This is Andy. Julia, how you doing?

這是安迪。茱莉亞，你怎麼樣？

You know what, do you by any chance like magic?

你知道嗎，你有沒有可能喜歡魔術？

Yeah. l thought that you might.

是啊，我就知道你會的

Because l noticed on the way in...

因為我在來的路上發現... ...

that you had something shiny behind your ear.

你的耳朵後面有閃亮的東西。

Marla, did you see that? Something behind her ear?

瑪拉，你看到了嗎？她耳朵後面的東西？

You think you do? Could l check?

你認為你有嗎？我可以檢查一下嗎？

Do you mind if l check behind your ear?

你介意我檢查一下你的耳朵後面嗎？

Big money!

大錢！

[exclaiming]

[驚呼]

That's amazing. Wow, it is amazing.

這是驚人的。哇，這是驚人的。

There's something else, too, behind your ear, l think.

我想你的耳朵後面還有別的東西

No, actually it's not behind your ear. l think it is your ear.

不，其實不是在你的耳朵後面，我想是你的耳朵。

Rip!

撕開！

lt is your ear. There is your ear.

這是你的耳朵。這是你的耳朵。

l ripped it off.

我把它撕掉了。

Gross! Yeah, that's....

噁心！是啊，那是...是啊，那是......。

All right. Wait. Okay, but that means that you...

好吧，等一下好吧，但這意味著你...好吧，但這意味著你... ...

walk around with a rubber ear in your pocket all day?

整天在口袋裡帶著一隻橡膠耳朵走來走去？

Yeah, like half the time.

是的，有一半的時間。

You know, l can come to your high school...

你知道，我可以去你的高中... ...

and do it for your friends if you want.

如果你願意的話，還可以為你的朋友做。

You know what, l should head out.

你知道嗎，我應該出去。

Really? Yeah.

是嗎？真的嗎？

l have to give you a ride home.

我得送你回家。

Right. Yes, you do.

是的，你有。是的，你有。

Yeah, 'cause you don't have a car or anything, right?

是啊，'因為你沒有汽車或任何東西，對不對？

Right, l don't have a car.

是的，我沒有車。

J 'Cause he doesn't have a car and he does magic.

J '因為他沒有車，而且他會變魔術。

Awesome.

厲害啊