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  • - I guess I kind of faint pretty easily,

  • like I'm a little goat, like a fainting goat.

  • (energetic music)

  • - [Caitlin] How long have we known each other?

  • - Oh my God, so long, like four years.

  • I remember shortly into my relationship,

  • wanting to own my sexuality more

  • like during sex, I wanted to be more in charge.

  • I was having my period, and I suggested

  • that we have sex in the shower.

  • This was one of our first shower sex moments.

  • It was like you released me from the locker room

  • at a game like at halftime, I was so ready!

  • So what I do, is I jump into the shower (shower running)

  • and without even really being any what aware

  • of what he was going through, I mount him.

  • This is getting kind of graphic but we're family.

  • So I mount him like this and I'm holding on

  • and my face is like right here and I'm just thinking

  • I'm just thinking the whole time,

  • I'm like you've got this Becky!

  • You're an animal, you're amazing!

  • But as I'm doing that, there's

  • no thought of what he's doing.

  • In this five minutes, it was very brief,

  • in this five minute period, there were

  • a few just kind of like (breathing heavy)

  • sounds which weren't on brand for him

  • but I didn't think anything of it

  • 'cause once again, I'm like so in my head

  • just like, yeah you're killing it!

  • - And it also sounds like sex sounds

  • though like that could be --

  • - Kind of but it was slightly different than his usual

  • but I wasn't even, I was just completely

  • in my head, it was not about us.

  • Out of nowhere, I'm like this and then we just go down.

  • Like smack because he passed out

  • because it turns out that he had just gotten off a flight.

  • - Oh my God.

  • - And six hour flights are very dehydrating.

  • - They are.

  • - Once he came to, like he fell, boom!

  • And then I'm like, oh my God!

  • And then he kind of woke up quickly

  • and I was like, you didn't say anything,

  • you weren't saying anything!

  • And he's like, yeah that's it.

  • I wasn't, I couldn't even say anything

  • and I was like, oh yeah.

  • - 'Cause you were fainting.

  • - 'Cause you were fainting. - Or in the process.

  • - And I might have noticed that it was

  • deathly silent for almost five minutes

  • had I not been just like, yes Becky!

  • It's good to want to own your sexuality

  • but it's still a two person event.

  • - Yeah, you still have to listen to the other person.

  • - Alright, so when I was about 11 years old,

  • I was in Catholic school (bells ringing)

  • and I was alter serving one day.

  • I was with my sister and it was really hot

  • and the incense was terrible and I passed out

  • and I started leaning backwards.

  • - So this is in church?

  • - In church in front of everybody.

  • - Okay.

  • - And it was a Sunday so it was really full.

  • And my sister thought I was just screwing around

  • and so she kind of hit my back to make me sit up forward

  • and I just flew forward and hit my head on the ground

  • and fell off of the bench we were sitting on.

  • My parents were in the church watching

  • and so they freaked out.

  • A man in front of my parents tried to get up to come help

  • but my dad pushed him down, ran up,

  • and sort of charging towards the alter

  • and the priest not knowing what was happening behind him,

  • was freaking out thinking he was about to be attacked.

  • - So it looked like a scuffle.

  • - Yeah.

  • - But you're just passed out on the ground.

  • - [Emily] On the ground, yep.

  • - Oh my God.

  • - My dad comes and picks me up

  • but as he's leaning over to grab me,

  • he rips his pants in front of everybody.

  • And takes me to the back and when I wake up,

  • there's this really old deacon giving me

  • the Anointing of the Sick which is part of

  • the last rites sacrament that they give --

  • - Wait, when you die?

  • - Yeah, yep!

  • (laughing)

  • - They think that you died?

  • - I don't know!

  • He was old and probably just thought, better be safe.

  • - Might as well.

  • (laughing)

  • Might as well anoint her.

  • Oh my God...

  • literally.

  • (laughing)

  • - So this story happened three years ago,

  • spoiler alert I'm the one who fainted,

  • Becky was there so this is an awkward fainting

  • story that involves both of us.

  • Honestly for me, the whole thing was not traumatic

  • 'cause I don't remember what actually happened.

  • - God.

  • - So Becky and I live on the same floor

  • of the same apartment building.

  • - How cute is that?

  • We live in the same apartment building

  • so it's literally, you can just come over.

  • It's like the show Friends.

  • - Our apartments probably aren't as

  • big as the apartments on Friends but that's fine.

  • - That's fine.

  • - So basically, I was touring their building this day,

  • to see if I wanted to move in.

  • We're standing outside on this terrace.

  • Literally as I'm signing the application

  • for the background check, for the apartment --

  • - Yeah. You were like, and how much was the rent again?

  • And she tells you and you're like, oh okay

  • and then you go back down to sign it.

  • - But apparently, I'm kind of like slumping over

  • and I say, not once but twice,

  • oh I don't think I feel very good.

  • - Oh I don't think I feel very good.

  • Like she's keeping herself presentable

  • as she's falling over.

  • - Yeah and apparently then I just crashed into Linda,

  • who's my best friend I live with.

  • - Oh my God, you just hit the ground.

  • - And I literally fell into her

  • which was good 'cause it was a tile floor.

  • - And you were out for maybe about a minute or two.

  • - Yeah.

  • - It was scary!

  • It was enough time that we went upstairs, got a rolly chair

  • and our landlady got her husband's blood pressure machine.

  • Her roommate, Linda, is on the phone being like, 911! 911!

  • And then we look at Caitlin and actually,

  • Caitlin was like, no not good

  • and then Linda was like, wait are you?

  • And you were like, yeah and it worked

  • 'cause then she was like, okay nevermind

  • 'cause you played it off.

  • - I just did not want to go to a hospital.

  • - Yeah.

  • - Like that was it, I just was like no,

  • I'm not going to the hospital.

  • Yeah so kind of like to this poor landlady,

  • it probably looked like she told me that the rent

  • was more expensive and then I passed the (beep) out.

  • - Hydration is important.

  • - Yeah, yeah.

  • Hydration is important. Stay hydrated.

  • - Mine is not nearly as crazy but I'll still tell it.

  • I guess I kind of faint pretty easily

  • like maybe it's a blood sugar thing or a fear thing.

  • I faint when I'm giving blood.

  • I have no control over it and it's really frustrating.

  • One time, I was getting my eye examined at the eye doctor

  • and you know how --

  • - I don't like where this story is going.

  • (laughing)

  • - And you know how they do the Glaucoma,

  • have you ever had this done?

  • Where they blow air into your eye?

  • So your head is in this like metal contraption

  • and they're just like poof, poof.

  • Just like blowing air into your eye

  • and I started to feel faint and I guess

  • I just fainted inside of the machine.

  • - Oh no!

  • - And I wake up on the ground with my mom

  • and the eye doctor standing over me.

  • The eye doctor is like fanning me

  • and very concerned and so scared.

  • He said no one had ever fainted in his office before.

  • - You were the first.

  • - I was the first.

  • (laughing)

  • And I still have no explanation as to why.

  • I think I maybe was just afraid.

  • Have you ever fainted before?

  • What's your story?

  • Comment below.

  • Also, I want to know if there's other people

  • that have fainted during church

  • 'cause I feel like church just gets hot.

  • - [Emily] It does, it gets really stuffy.

  • - [Ella] So I want to know if others

  • have experienced that as well.

  • So comment with that specifically.

- I guess I kind of faint pretty easily,

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尷尬的暈倒故事 (Awkward Fainting Stories)

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