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The last time I ate a stick of unsalted butter, I feel like I was like ten and I realized that this is not the way to live your life.
[Adults try gross snack habits from their childhood.]
When I was a kid, I used to drink A1 sauce straight from the bottle.
No one ever knew that this is something I did until I was at the refrigerator with the bottle up to my lips and my mom caught me.
She threw away the A1 sauce and never bought it again.
And it burns a little bit going down, I remember that a little bit.
I don't think I'll go back to doing this regularly at all.
But yeah it's still good.
One more for the road.
I can't remember the last time I ate Arby's sauce out of a packet.
I think in middle school I tried to be a little less weird, so probably age 11 or 12.
Yeah, it was pretty bad.
It would be worth it if I went to Arby's and got another sandwich and put the sauce on it.
But yeah, no, I'm not feeling great about that.
The last time I ate a stick of unsalted butter, I feel like I was like ten and I realized that this is not the way to live your life.
In Indian culture, we have this one god, Krishna, and he eats butter.
All my old comic books, they would talk about him grabbing the fresh butter that was just churned from the milk of cows.
So I went to my fridge, tried some butter, and I was like, "That is the stuff."
It tastes like creamy nothing.
I do not like this.
Maybe it's different if it's fresh from a cow, but this is like the fridge of Costco or something.
I used to eat mashed avocados in milk with condensed milk and ice.
My mom actually did this for me when I was growing up.
I don't know if it's like a specific Filipino thing or something she just liked to do, but I just grew to love it.
See, that's really good, that's family recipe right there.
What I would say to my old self is, "You did it right with this."
I used to pack a bag of salt in a clear Ziploc bag and just bring it to school and people thought I was doing drugs, but it's actually just a bag of salt.
The reason why I stopped is because my blood pressure was getting super high.
I was always dehydrated.
This feels so good, but at the same time, I'm like, "What the heck am I doing?" you know.
Oh my gosh.
I would never do that again now, it's like strictly in the past.
Hey Mom, I'm sorry, I used to eat salt.
I know that you always told me that's not good.
Too bad, I already did it.
I used to eat a ton of gross shit as a kid, but my ultimate favorite is tomato sauce or ketchup on white rice.
I think I discovered it by chance one day.
'Cause I like to dip most things in tomato sauce.
But then when I put the rice with it, I was just blown away.
I think we all have weird things that we enjoy.
I'm sure there are better-tasting things in the world, technically, but this is just really comforting for me.
I crave this as an adult almost every day.
It's the sad truth.
Oh my gosh, this feels so nostalgic.



挑戰小時候超愛吃的怪食物 (Adults Try Disgusting Snack Habits From Their Childhood)

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Cindy Lin 發佈於 2020 年 7 月 21 日    Cindy Lin 翻譯    adam 審核
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