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  • Hello, welcome back to another

  • very short and sweet episode of TwoSet Violin.

  • Ding ding!

  • Ding ding!

  • Practice time!

  • Wise words.

  • Imagine every morning you wake up,

  • and Brett just stands next your bed be like,

  • "Practice! It's 7am!

  • Before school starts!"

  • "5:30! Before sunrise!"

  • I used to do that for a bit.

  • Yeah, I went through a super motivated period

  • where I would wake up before school and practice.

  • Dude.

  • Back when I used to wake up before noon.

  • Just kidding.

  • Just kidding. We practice a lot.

  • Ding ding!

  • Alright, today's video is called...

  • That's right, we'll be reacting to

  • a compilation of very cute clips,

  • including the violin and some UwU animals.

  • The goal is...

  • Because we are very...classical,

  • - so classical, and dignified. - And we're so serious.

  • No clapping between movements.

  • Old, bald, greasy.

  • No facial reaction.

  • Yes, so if we UwU,

  • that's one point gone.

  • Let's say we have 3 lives.

  • By the way, this is back in stock.

  • I hope.

  • Hopefully by this time this video is out,

  • this jacket is in stock.

  • It was sold out very quickly when it first came out,

  • - Mmm! - but I love it.

  • So comfy.

  • Been wearing it every day.

  • You gotta...

  • Accent the like button.

  • "Piano boogie woogie massage for meow."

  • I lost.

  • I want to sleep.

  • Look how comfy that cat looks.

  • - It's getting a back massage! - This is like...free massage with music.

  • - I would love to get a massage. - Ohh...

  • Please, anyone,

  • just...we need a massage.

  • I UwU-ed.

  • I need to meditate more,

  • and clear my mind from impure thoughts.

  • Wait, that sounds weird.

  • From UwU thoughts.

  • UwU...

  • Next video.

  • Did you UwU?

  • No way, that's so cool!

  • Oh, he's [censored].

  • - Alright, nah, nah, nah, serious. - Yeah.

  • I can't look at it!

  • Didn't get me, but...

  • - ...almost. - I was...I was starting to feel...

  • Not so much UwU, but it was kind of like heartwarming.

  • 'Cause he's clearly responding.

  • - Like once the music started, his ears started moving. - Yeah, the ears started going...

  • Dude, music can...

  • Speak to different animals.

  • He's losing some hair.

  • Is 80 years old old for an elephant?

  • Oh my god!

  • - It's 80 years old?! - Yeah, he's 80.

  • That's why it's losing some hair.

  • Elephants have hair?

  • - No. - Then what is that? It looks like hair.

  • The elephant passes the vibe check.

  • Ding ding!

  • It's got hair!

  • *scoffs* Bro...

  • Is that what you care about?

  • There, look! It's got hair!

  • - Yeah! - No, that's not hair!

  • - That's the corals in the background, bro. - Alright.

  • I was like, "Why do they all have hair?

  • What's going on...?"

  • You know what else doesn't have hair?

  • Yeah...!

  • You should feel bad for laughing for that.

  • Ding ding!

  • - Wait a second. - Dude.

  • Can they actually hear?

  • Through the glass window?

  • Aren't dolphins really sensitive to um,

  • vibrations, sonic, sounds?

  • If you've ever been to an aquarium,

  • you can't hear the fish.

  • So can they hear you?

  • They can hear underwater, right?

  • But if they can hear under water,

  • why can't you hear them?

  • Mmm...!

  • Someone should invent earplugs for them!

  • It's like "Here you go, whale, pa-ding!"

  • And they're like, "Ahh!

  • It's like...

  • It's like, "Mmm! I want you! I want to..."

  • - Dude, it looks like it wants a kiss! - Yeah, it's like pushing its head on the glass.

  • - And this guy just looks like a frickin'... - Yeah...!

  • - He's in the back like... - He's like, "Ngh..."

  • "I'm hungry!"

  • - Are belugas a type of dolphin? - Yeah.

  • 'Cause if so, they're probably very smart.

  • - And you can see how big the brain is, like... - I know!

  • The head is like, big brain energy.

  • He or she is probably hearing more than

  • what we can hear on the violin.

  • He's probably analysing his technique.

  • He's like, "The speed of the vibrato is at 155 bpm."

  • "Ahh, I see, the aesthetics, the frequencies where...

  • ...the uh, tonic, goes into the dominant.

  • - Ah, this must be human music language, mmm!" - "Human, mmm!"

  • I want a beluga.

  • He's like, "No, don't stop!"

  • Everyone UwU-ed.

  • - Yeah, I think that was a good UwU. - Yeah, everyone goes "Aww."

  • Well, it's worthy of the UwU.

  • - 'Cause it's a beluga. - Yeah.

  • Yeah, I've seen this.

  • 行けない!(Don't get up here!)

  • Dude, the cat's like, "Shut up."

  • "No more!"

  • It knows!

  • - Dude, the cat is...dominating. - Dude, the cat's...yeah.

  • "Give me love."

  • The cat was jealous of the piano.

  • Ohh, that's how you stop a pianist.

  • Jump on the keys.

  • I mean, musicians don't date,

  • because we're always practicing, but,

  • I'm sure that's something musicians relate to, right?

  • - Oh, yeah! It's like... - You're just trying to practice,

  • and then people want your attention,

  • knocking on your practice room.

  • "Hey, wanna go get coffee—"

  • *groans*

  • "I'm in the middle of my Mozart,

  • - just...just..." - Argh!

  • Go on darling, I have to play now.

  • Dude, what the...

  • Dude, what are those two sheep doing in the back!

  • Trust you to see that!

  • - Why are you always picking up the most random... - Dude, it's so obvious!

  • They're like, "Quick, Gary! They're all at the piano!"

  • Where's Gary?

  • - I'm looking for Gary...! - Yeah, yeah, yeah...!

  • Imagine a piano being all getting destroyed

  • by the sheep.

  • It's probably just like some old piano,

  • - but it's definitely getting destroyed, - Yeah.

  • - like all that saliva and snot... - Ohh...

  • ...going into the keys.

  • Dude, they're surrounding it.

  • Dude, what a life.

  • I think it's cool that the sheep are gathering around it.

  • - Yeah, they're resonating to it, somehow. - Yeah.

  • See, music transcends all languages,

  • (both) even animals!

  • Does that mean we're an animal?

  • It's like one of them is trying to eat the keys.

  • Yeah, it's like...

  • "Om-nom-nom, is this food?"

  • Nice. I UwU-ed.

  • Cool!

  • Alright guys, did you UwU, did you lose?

  • Did you ding ding?!

  • I like the beluga.

  • - The beluga's the best! - Yeah.

  • The elephant looks like it was curious

  • but it was more enjoying it.

  • But the beluga was like thinking about,

  • trying to interpret it.

  • Can someone just invent an animal translator?

  • Oh, that'll be the coolest thing!

  • Ling Ling knows everything,

  • Ling Ling knows it all.

  • Ling Ling knows...

  • ...you're not practicing!

  • It's time...

  • To...

  • - Pra..practice! - Practice!

  • Alright guys, please accent the like button,

  • legato the subscribe button right now,

  • and we'll see you guys next time.

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你UwU你輸了 (You UwU You Lose)

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    李芷凝 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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