[ The Clash's "Should I Stay or Should I Go" plays ]

-♪ Darlin', you've got to let me know ♪

♪ Should I stay or should I go? ♪

♪ If you want to have me stay ♪

♪ Then I will not go away ♪

♪ But if you just want me to go ♪

♪ Then just say, "Hey, you should go" ♪

-♪ If I stay, I will be here ♪

♪ But if I go, I won't be here ♪

♪ If I go, I will be there ♪

♪ And if I stay, I won't be there ♪

♪ So, just to recap, go means "there" ♪

♪ And if I stay, then that means here ♪

-♪ Should I stay or should I go now? ♪

♪ Should I stay or should I go now? ♪

♪ If I go, I will not stay here ♪

♪ If I stay, I will not go there ♪

♪ So come on and let me know ♪

-♪ I got no problem either way ♪

♪ Would you prefer for me to stay? ♪

♪ You know what, how about I just stay? ♪

♪ Unless you think I shouldn't stay ♪

♪ On second thought, maybe I'll go ♪

♪ But, on third thought, I think I'll stay ♪

-♪ I've got a coin that I will throw ♪

-♪ Heads, I stay, tails, I go ♪

-♪ Where's the coin, Mick, do you know? ♪

-♪ Wait, I thought you had the coin, Joe ♪

♪ Did you check in your coin sorter? ♪

-♪ I did, but could not find the quarter ♪

-♪ I don't know what to do at all ♪

-♪ We should ask a magic eight ball ♪

-♪ The eight ball says, "Ask again later" ♪

-♪ Mine also says, "Ask again later" ♪

-♪ I think I know just what to do ♪

♪ Why don't I ask my Rubik's Cube? ♪

-♪ 'Cause it's a cubic 3-D puzzle ♪

-♪ That's cool, it really is no trouble ♪

-♪ Did it tell you you should go? ♪

-♪ It told me, "Blue, red, and yellow" ♪

-♪ A Rubik's Cube can't answer questions ♪

♪ A Rubik's Cube can't answer questions ♪

♪ A Rubik's Cube can't answer questions ♪

♪ A Rubik's Cube can't answer questions ♪

-♪ What should we do, I still don't know ♪

-♪ You know what, we're just gonna go ♪

[ Cheers and applause ]