I love hanging out with you.

And last time I saw you, we went to the Olive Garden.

-Yes, sir. [ Laughter ]

-And we did our bit. It was really fun.

I enjoyed it.

I really did love the Olive Garden.

I've never been there. And I loved the breadsticks.

-I can show you the ways of the truth.

-Yeah, thank you. -The ways of justice.

-The ways of the justice. Thank you, yeah.

Exactly what the Olive Garden was.

And then -- then, you're like, "What are we doing now?"

And it was like probably 10:30 or 11:00, and I go,

"Oh, I'm gonna go to bed. I'm tired."

And you go, "No, come on. That's not the way we do it."

And I go, "Yeah, yeah, I got to do it, man.

Grandpa's got to go home."

And you go, "No, come on, Jimothy, let's do it."

-Jimothy? -And then we went out...

-Yes sir. -...to a place called

Paddy Reilly's. -Yeah.

-Yeah, and, dude, it was great.

We didn't tell them we were coming or anything.

-No, it was incredible. It was a good time.

-Dude, we shut the place down. -We shut it down.

We sang some Irish folk songs. -We really did.

Dude, you know a lot of Irish folk songs.

It was fantastic. -Thank you very much.

-You're a talented individual. -I learned that from drinking --

[ Automated voice ] -Bud light.

-No, that's not --

As you're sipping on a Bud Light right now.

-Mnh-mnh. -No, no, no, water.

-No, it's not. -No, it's not.

-It's water. -It's water.

[ Laughter ]

Dude, last night, you did the Bud Light Dive Bar Tour?

-Yes, sir. -Now, what's the deal with that?

-You know, I'm just...

As everyone probably knows who knows me,

I'm the biggest Bud Light advocate in the whole universe.

-You really are. Besides my dad.

[ Both laugh ]

My dad who just lived on Bud Light for years.

-And, you know, we did one last year,

and we came out this year, with Sublime as the band,

and Fat Joe came out. -I can't believe that.

-Yeah, it was a lot of fun. -How fun.

So, you're doing, like, different dive bars

around the country? -Yeah, so, I guess, you know,

hopefully, we'll get to do a third one if they still like me,

and then -- [ Light laughter ]

-Yeah, they do. -You know, we can just run

around and do shows, and I get to sing songs

for people who want to hear them,

and I think that's pretty, pretty cool.

-That is cool. The third album, it's rumored

that it's coming out. We don't know when.

Is it close? Is it anywhere --

-It's completed. -It's done.

-Third album is done, if anybody cares.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Done. Finished. Over, done.

-You have the concept, you have everything, it's done.

Could you maybe talk about maybe when it might come out?

-It'll be September. -Really?

-Early September. [ Cheers and applause ]

-That's a great month. -It's exciting.

You know, it's exciting, because I really --

You know, there's -- It's a long process

that goes into it, but, you know, finally,

towards the end, we kind of rallied and just made it work,

which is exciting for me.

-When you write an album -- forgive me -- but how many songs

do you write, and do you whittle it down

to 12 of your favorites or something?

-Man, I mean, there's -- Usually, I just go in

and have an abnormal amount of Bud Light

and go into the booth and just kind of sing over beats

and wait until I find a good melody

and then sit down and write it. So --

And we've done that probably a hundred times

and then just shift through them

and then see which ones are smoosh hits.

-Smoosh -- -Smoosh hits.

-You got to have smoosh hits.

-Yeah, it's all about smoosh hits, dude.

-Last time you were here, we gave a little taste

of "Sunflower," and it became the song of the century.

-Sure. -And I have a new song.

Would you guys like to hear it? [ Cheers and applause ]

I love you, man. You're the best, dude.

So, this -- it's a new song, called "Circles."

-Yes, sir. -And this is Post Malone.

Here we go.

Let's just get a little taste of it.

-♪ Run away while we're running in circles ♪

♪ Run away, run away ♪

♪ I dare you to do something ♪

♪ I'm waiting on you again ♪

♪ So I don't take the blame ♪

♪ Run away while we're running in circle ♪

♪ Run away ♪ -Oh, my gosh.

Come on, dude! [ Cheers and applause ]

How does that feel? That's cool, right?

-It feels good. You know, on this next album,

we're doing a lot of cool, very fresh type stuff.

I've probably used the adjective "fresh" for every single album

or song that I've ever put out.

-Well, it's working, so keep using it, man, yeah.

Triple platinum.

Does your ma -- I got to meet your mom.

Does your mom -- -Yeah.

-She's awesome. She's beautiful.

Hi, Mom. Does she get to --

Is she proud of you, and like hang that stuff up?

-I hope so. [ Laughter ]

-Yeah, she is. But I mean, does she get to,

like, hang the stuff on the walls and stuff?

-You know what? I'm probably gonna end up,

you know, giving her some goodies for --

You know, we're figuring out what she wants to do now, so...

I hope she doesn't come and move to Utah with me,

because I love her but not that much.

[ Laughter ]

-You don't want to live -- Yeah.

It's like, "Yeah, hey, Mom, get your own place," yeah.

-Hey, Mom. -No, but my mom would always,

like, cut out articles or anything --

anything, any mention of me, like, my mom would call me

and be like, "You were great on 'Ellen.'"

You know whenever I go, she'd give me reviews.

But that's what moms are for, right?

-Oh, yeah.

-Does she give you reviews and say it's good or bad.

-She usually never tells me it's bad.

She just says, "Oh, my God. You did such a great job."

-See? That's what you need.

[ Cheers and applause ] -That's what we want.

Oh, Posty Fest. -Sure.

-Now, this is a giant hit, and you're gonna do it again.

-Yes, sir. -You're doing this in November?

And where are you doing this?

-We're doing it at AT&T Stadium,

where God's favorite football team plays.

-Oh, my gosh. -The Dallas Cowboys.

-Dude, that's giant. November 2nd.

You're doing -- -No, not Giants.

-No, I said, "No, it is giant." -Oh, yeah.

-"That is giant." [ Laughter ]

Cowboys, yeah, I got you.

I mean, that's big, dude.

-Yeah, hell yeah. I'm excited.

-It's a hit. -You know, this is --

It's kind of like -- kind of like dreams come true

because, like, my dad worked there for --

That's why I moved to Texas from Upstate so, I mean --

[ Cheers ]

It feels good to be able to kind of like play at AT&T Stadium.

-Oh, yeah, I mean, it's not like a dive bar,

but I love that you do both -- you do dive bars and stadiums.

Good for you, man. -Thank you so much.