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-I want to talk about "Under a Rock."
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-Oh, I do too. That's why I came here.
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[ Laughter ]
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-I think it's such a good idea for a show.
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-Thank you. -I think it's brilliant.
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Basically what happens is they bring you --
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it's a talk show that you host.
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You probably have a microphone, stuff like this on the desk.
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-Absolutely not. [ Laughter ]
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-And you talk to a person that you have no idea --
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you have no idea who they are.
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-Yeah, the producers give me --
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I don't follow a lot of pop culture.
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And so they give me what they call are face sheets.
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And they're celebrities, but their names aren't on them.
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And I go through, and I say, "Never seen them in my life,
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yep, nope, nope, nope, nope."
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And then whoever I say I've never seen,
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then they reach out to their reps, and then their reps,
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meaning agents and what have you, and then if --
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-Short for representatives. -Representatives.
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-Yeah.
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-And then if they agree to come on the show,
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then I interview them face to face and try and figure out
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if they're a singer, an actor.
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-How are they famous, or how would you know them.
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-Yeah.
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-Yeah, so you've had people on --
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James Van Der Beek has been on. -Correct.
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-You had no idea about "Dawson's Creek" or any of that stuff?
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-Never seen the man in my life.
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[ Laughter ]
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-You had Wolfgang Puck.
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-Yeah. I've eaten his food. I just didn't look at his face.
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[ Laughter ]
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I didn't look at the can. I just opened it.
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-Does he sell canned food?
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-I don't know.
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[ Laughter ]
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-I think he sells pizza.
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-Yeah, I think he sells more than pizza.
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-I don't think so. -I was very --
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[ Laughter ]
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I was very hungry,
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and I tore through whatever packaging he had.
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I just didn't look at his face. -A can you tore through?
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Wow. [ Laughter ]
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Kaley Cuoco -- You had to know her.
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-I did not know her. She was so funny, though.
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In fact, my producers, they're kind of used to being shocked --
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and obviously I do know who some celebrities are.
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I've worked with them, socialized with them.
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Anyway, with Kaley, the producers were so shocked --
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and on each face sheet, there's about 10 different faces.
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They snuck different angles of her face
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onto like five different face sheets because they're like,
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"How does she not know her?"
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-I want to show a clip.
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Here's Tig Notaro with Kaley Cuoco
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on "Under a Rock." Take a look at this.
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-So happy to be here.
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-Are you? -Yeah.
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-I'm thrilled to have you here. -[ Laughs ]
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No clue though. None, right?
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-No, not yet.
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-No. -No.
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-Alright. -How does that feel?
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-It -- It's new.
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-It's new. -Yeah. Yeah.
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I usually get it with the sound of my voice sometimes.
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-Okay. -Yeah, but maybe not.
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-Are you a singer? -No, I'm not.
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-Can you sing? -No.
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-Would you sing? -[ Laughs ]
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I'll do anything you want me to, absolutely.
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-Two, three, and -- ♪ -Ahhh ♪
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-That's enough. That is enough. [ Laughter and applause ]
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It wasn't that you sounded bad. It just --
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-Didn't feel right.
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-It didn't. -Yeah.
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-It felt like -- -Like someone asked me to sing.
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-Yeah. -Yeah.
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-That's exactly what it felt like.
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Tig Notaro!