come together to celebrate the season.

It's been a great night, but it's getting late

and your guests just aren't leaving.

-And that's when you realize mistletoe isn't edible.

-Oh! -Oh, that's a good one, Jimbo!

-You've given them all the hints,

like commenting on the time...

-Can you guys believe it's 11:00 p.m. already?

-I got nowhere to be. [ Laughter ]

-...over-the-top yawning...

-Ughhhhh.

-I don't know.

-Ugh!

Ughh!!

-You've even tried standing up

and announcing, "Well, I guess I should be going,

since it's so late. Wait, I live here.

I'm not the one who should be leaving."

-Well, I guess I should be goin',

since it's so late.

Wait. I live here!

I'm not the one who should be leaving.

-Oh, boy, someone had a little too much alcohol.

Sit down, there, Cap'n. Sit down.

-When all of those still don't work,

it's time for the newest scent

from Yankee Candle's Holiday Collection.

Introducing the "Get the [Bleep] out of my house" candle.

[ Laughter and applause ]

It's the uninviting, new fragrance

that will let your guests know

it's time to get the [Bleep] out of your house.

Simply light the candle, and within minutes,

unwanted guests will be a thing of the past.

-Oh, my God.

[ Sniffing ]

What's that smell?

-You mean the Christmas spirit?

-No, smells like hot garbage,

like someone microwaving garbage.

Oh! -I'm sorry.

I just remembered I have a thing.

It's, um -- It's my dog's ballet recital.

-Oh, fun. We should do this again.

-Okay. [ Clears throat ]

-Now available in a variety of fragrances,

including Old Shrimp,

Sweaty Crocs,

Hot Broccoli in a Ziplock Bag,

Egg Fart,

and New Jersey.

Any one of these are sure

to leave your guests with a headache,

wondering, "Did I put on deodorant?"

-Hey, I think I'm gonna get going.

-No, you just got here seven hours ago.

Stay. -I'm just gonna

go run to the hospital. -Whatever you think is best.

Yeah, okay.

Scatter. Scatter.

-This Christmas, let your guests know

it's time to [Bleep] leave.

-[ Grunting ]

[ Cheers and applause ]