-Dude, game's on in five minutes.

Got any snacks?

-Wings? Chips? Beer?

-This party's in trouble. [ Doorbell rings ]

♪♪

-Not anymore. [ Cassette player clicks ]

-♪ We are the Football Party Patrol ♪

♪ Getting your party out of control ♪

♪ So when you need snacks for the big game ♪

♪ Call the Party Patrol, we'll save the day ♪

♪ Got the wings marinating in the fridge ♪

-♪ With the sauce so hot,

it'll burn your lips ♪ [ Wilhelm scream ]

-♪ If you need a drink, well, we got 'em all ♪

-♪ Cheese curls, cheese puffs,

and of course ♪ -♪ Cheese balls ♪

-♪ Got a jersey on of your favorite player ♪

-♪ Got that dip made of seven layers ♪

-♪ All our friends coming to this house ♪

♪ Just use a napkin, don't wipe on the couch ♪

-♪ And I brought 15 pounds of cod ♪

♪ I caught it in the sea with my fishing rod ♪

♪ Cod is the perfect football snack ♪

♪ Loaded with omega-3s, that's the good fat ♪

[ Music stops ] Sounds good, right? Guys?

-♪ Cool, but what about the chips and guac? ♪

♪ All I want to do is eat that guac ♪

♪ I wish I could get paid in guac ♪

♪ Avocado, jalapeños, how I like to rock ♪

-♪ Then bop a jalapeño popper ♪

♪ Queso so hot, it's a bopper shocker ♪

♪ Can't get enough of these football snacks ♪

-♪ But it stinks like fish, and that's kinda wack ♪

-♪ That's on account of the cod I brought ♪

♪ I put it in the microwave to make it hot ♪

♪ The bad smell's from the fishy steam ♪

♪ Crammed with phosphorous and protein ♪

-♪ Maybe we could put the cod in the freezer ♪

-♪ Or we could eat it, that'd be easier ♪

-♪ How about we put all the cod outside? ♪

-♪ Sure, then I'll bring more cod inside ♪

-♪ Maybe we could put the cod in the trash ♪

-No! No! [ Record scratches ]

Nobody's going to be putting the cod in the trash!

Everybody is going to eat the cod because I brought it,

and that's the end of it.

That's the end of it!

If someone brings a dish to a party, you try it.

You try it.

Just one bite, okay? One bite.

That's it. That's the rule.

That's the Party Patrol politeness rule.

Just one bite.

♪♪

[ Squishing ]

♪♪

[ Munching ]

[ Munching continues ]

-♪ So, maybe we were too hard on the cod ♪

-♪ Now you're on your way to a killer bod ♪

-♪ A football snack fresh from the sea ♪

-♪ Dense, white flesh, yeah, that's for me ♪

-♪ We are the Football Party Patrol ♪

♪ Getting your party out of control ♪

♪ So if you need snacks for your squad ♪

♪ Call the Party Patrol, and we'll bring the cod ♪

-Cod goals! [ Squish! ]