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  • -Now, here is how it works.

  • I'm going to press this button here,

  • which activates the Impression Generator.

  • It'll land on one random politician and one random topic.

  • You have to improvise. -Okay, okay.

  • -Whoever's turn it is has to do an impression of

  • that politician or the political figure and talk about

  • what the topic is until we hear this sound.

  • [ Ding ] Trevor, you're up first.

  • Go ahead and press the button. -Oh, okay. Oh, man. All right.

  • -And you can look on the screen there.

  • [ Beeping ]

  • Barack Obama.

  • Barack Obama giving the sex talk.

  • -Okay. Okay. First, you got to get the thing.

  • [ As Obama ] Uh, right.

  • Um, this isn't going to be easy, but progress rarely is.

  • So listen up.

  • Uh, when a man loves a woman,

  • uh, sometimes he wants to stimulate, uh, her economy.

  • Now, let me be clear. Let me be clear.

  • I'm talking about consensual sex.

  • It's completely natural and, uh...

  • fun.

  • [ Ding ] -Thank you, dad.

  • ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ]

  • Wow! Wow! Thank you, dad.

  • You can go now. This is so embarrassing, dad!

  • All right, this is -- That was fantastic.

  • It's my turn. Here we go. [ Beeping ]

  • Bernie Sanders.

  • -Oh, yes. -A Dunkin' Donuts drive-through.

  • Okay. Bernie Sanders, Dunkin' Donuts drive-through.

  • All right.

  • [ Imitates static crackling ] "Welcome to Dunkin'.

  • Can I take your order?"

  • [ As Sanders ] Hello. Yes, I would --

  • I'd like a number 7."

  • "I'm sorry, sir. We don't do that here.

  • Like, we're a Dunkin' Donuts."

  • [ As Sanders ] What do you sell? You sell donuts?

  • "We have donuts. We have coffee. Can you please speak louder?"

  • [ As Sanders ] How much louder can I yell?!

  • "Would you like a donut or a coffee?"

  • [ As Sanders ] I would not like a coffee.

  • I would like a cup of steamed milk.

  • And make sure that it's not 1%.

  • [ Ding ]

  • ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ]

  • I don't know where to go from there.

  • I was trying to get to 1%. Trevor, you are up.

  • Here we go. -All right.

  • [ Beeping ]

  • Beto O'Rourke?

  • -Beto O'Rourke reading cereal-box ingredients.

  • -How does Beto O'Rourke even sound?

  • -He's very, he's very --

  • -Yeah, like, I mean, I know he does --

  • Oh, he holds the mic like a rapper.

  • I know that. He holds it -- Oh, yeah.

  • Yeah, like, he's got, like, this thing over here.

  • And he's got a lot of energy.

  • [ As O'Rourke ] All right, let's see what we've got.

  • We've got rice flour. Yes! Sugar! Frickin' yes!

  • Flaxseeds! I was born to eat flaxseeds!

  • Man, I'm passionate.

  • I'm passionate about fiber, you guys.

  • You know, go eat cereal.

  • I'm Beto O'Rourke, and I approve of these

  • Mini-Wheats, everybody."

  • [ Ding ] -Wow!

  • ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -That's all it is.

  • -He's that excited. -That's all he is.

  • -For this last one here -- Should I go one more?

  • Do we have time? -Yeah.

  • -All right. I'll do one.

  • [ Beeping ]

  • -Ooh!

  • -Vladimir Putin reviewing "Child's Play,"

  • the movie "Child's --" Okay.

  • [ As Putin ] Let me say this.

  • "Child's Play" is funniest movie I've ever seen in life.

  • I laugh so hard, I pee pants.

  • Someone was killed by the little doll,

  • and it wasn't me who did that.

  • Everyone's looking at me. It wasn't me.

  • It was the doll.

  • Anyway, you should go see little Chucky in "Toy Story 4."

  • [ Ding ]

  • I cried. I cried so much. Cried laughing.

  • The last one? -All right. This is it.

  • Let's make it count.

  • -All right, let's play with this one.

  • [ Beeping ]

  • -Oh! Oh, wow! [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -Donald Trump smoking weed for the first time.

  • -Smoking weed for the first time.

  • Okay. All right. Let me think. Smoking weed.

  • Just get into the thing. Smoking weed for the first time.

  • So he's...

  • -[ Laughs ] Oh, my God.

  • -[ As Trump ] Wow!

  • So amazing!

  • So amazing!

  • I can feel it...hitting me...in all different places.

  • So many places.

  • Are there two of us right now?

  • -[ As Trump ] You're looking at yourself right now.

  • -Oh, my God!

  • -It's been a pleasure to meet you.

  • -It's like I'm here. -It's a pleasure.

  • It's like I'm there, but I'm here, as well.

  • -Oh, my God! -Oh, it's an unbelievable thing.

  • -This is so crazy. -Let's make spliffs big again.

  • That's what I'm saying. -So amazing.

  • Make weed great again. -Make weed great again.

  • -Make everything great again.

  • -Who is it? Who is it?

  • -[ As Melania ] Donald, are you smoking weed in there again?

  • -Oh, my gosh! Oh my gosh! Quick, hide it.

  • -Donald, what did I tell you

  • about you smoking weed during the day?

  • [ Normal voice ] I was going Italian with this.

  • I don't know why. [ Indistinct shouting ]

  • -All right, there we go. That's it.

  • That's all the time we have for

  • "Wheel of Political Impressions."

  • Give it up for Trevor Noah!

-Now, here is how it works.

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特雷弗-諾亞的《政治印象之輪》。 (Wheel of Political Impressions with Trevor Noah)

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