-Now it's time for one of you

to meet your son!

-Hello, daddies. -[ Gasping ]

-I'm now the heir to your family fortune!

-[ Gasping ]

-You stabbed me.

-[ Gasping ]

-A horrible time that feels like it might last forever.

These are "The Longest Days of Our Lives.

-Oh, Fontaine, now that Winston is dead,

we can finally be together and alone...online,

the most private place in the world.

-I would never say this in front of him,

but I'm glad he's dead.

-Glad who's dead? ♪♪

-Oh! -Oh!

-Winston, I thought you were dead!

What went wrong?

I mean, what happened?

-Well, it's a long and fascinating story.

You see, I --

-Winston?

Winston, you're frozen, buddy.

-Yeah, Winston, we can't hear -- we can't hear you.

-Maybe try turning your Internet off and then on.

-By the time I saw the bright light, I realized

I was in a 7-Eleven. [ Knock ]

-Hold on someone's knocking at my Zoom.

Hello? -Hello.

-[ All gasp ]

-That's right. It's me.

The top private investigator here in the Cape Bay Harbor,

the town where we all live.

-Oh, yes. -Sure, yes.

-I live there. -That's where we live.

We live in the harbor. -That's our town.

-We live in Cape Bay. We always have lived here.

-I'm here about your son/nephew Blake.

He --

-He what?

-You're frozen.

-And now he's frozen.

-Yes, yes. You were frozen.

-No, no, no. He's frozen.

-Who's frozen? -Blake's frozen.

-The lake is frozen?

-Blake is frozen.

-Blake is frozen? Blake's not even on the Zoom.

-Because he's frozen in the lake.

-So the lake is still frozen?

-Yes, and so is Blake.

-Did he try turning his Internet off and then on again?

-No. Listen closely.

Blake is frozen inside the lake,

which is also frozen.

-So you're saying Blake fell into the lake

and then froze in the lake?

-Yes.

-[ Gasps ]

-[ Gasps ] -[ Gasps ]

-And to think he didn't freeze in the cape

or the bay or the harbor.

-That's correct. He froze in the lake.

-But I just spoke to him yesterday.

My God, it feels like just yesterday.

I remember I was --

I was wearing my red hat.

♪♪

Blake, my boy. What are you doing tomorrow?

Oh, going to the lake?

And you're going to go for a swim during the cold snap?

All right.

♪♪

Sorry. I was --

I was lost in a flashback.

-Look, I know this news about Blake in the lake

is tough to take.

Trust me, I wish it was fake.

but I have his last will and testament here.

-[ Gasps ]

-[ Gasps ] -[ Shrieks ]

-I'd like to read it to you now. Ahem.

Dearest Mother, Father, and Uncle,

As you all know, I've recently inherited our family's fortune.

In the event that I fall into a lake, however,

I bequeath that fortune back to one of you.

And the one I bequeath it to is --

-You're frozen again.

-Who gets the money?!

-I think it's pretty clear he's about to say my name.

-No. He was about to say my name.

-He's going to say mine! -Mine!

-Mine! -Mine! Oh!

-Ah!

-Ahh!

Ahh! -Uhh!

[ Loud slapping ]

-Oh! -My name!

-My name better be on that will, or else I pushed Blake

into the lake for no reason.

[ All gasp ]

-I heard what you said!

I was only pretending to be frozen!

-[ Gasps ]

-And the will stipulates that

"if Winston pushed me into the lake,

then the person who gets the money is...

the orphanage."

-[ Gasps ] -[ Gasps ]

-[ Gasps ] -[ Gasps ]

-Ahh!

-Ha! Ha! Ha!

-Ah! -[ Gasps ]

-[ Gasps ] [ Slap ]

-[ Shudders ]

[ Grunting, shrieking ]

[ Slapping continues ]

[ Loud punch ]

♪♪

[ All gasp ]

-Winston, your hair!

-[ Gasps ]

-Join us next week on "The Longest Days of Our Lives."