字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 -Welcome back to the show, buddy. -Thank you. -I want to show a picture, because Kim Kardashian was on our show a couple weeks ago. -Yeah. -And she showed us a photo. She showed me -- Explain this to me. So, you're out to dinner with Kanye? Is that Timothée Chalamet and Kid Cudi? -Yes. [ Laughter ] -What was -- -And I am -- that is really me. I'm not superimposed at all. [ Laughter ] -That's an actual, real photo, yeah. -So, yeah, it was Cudi's birthday. -Okay. -And he was like, "Hey, let's go to Nobu," and I was like, "That's awesome." "I'm going with, like, my manager and producer." I was like, "Cool. That'd be great." So, I got there a little early so I could, like, give him my card. You know, so it could be -- You know, I thought it was just, like, us three, you know? -You were gonna treat with your credit card. -Yeah, you know. -Sure. -Buy my boy a birthday dinner, you know? -That's nice. -You know, 'cause he's, like -- He's the best musician that's ever lived, and, yeah. [ Cheers and applause ] And it's like an honor, right? -That's nice. -So, I get there, and we're outside, and, you know, we order a couple things. I'm like, "All right, this is cool." Everybody's like, you know, skinny and whatever. It's all fun. [ Laughter ] -"Everyone's skinny." -Yeah. -It's like, "I can treat for these people." -Yeah. I was like, "This is chill." -Yeah. -Then, Timothée Chalamet shows up, and I'm like, "All right, also skinny. Gonna be fine." [ Laughter ] No problem." And then, Cudi goes, "Hey, Kim and Kanye might come by." And I was like, "That would be awesome." And then, I was like, "Oh, no." [ Laughter ] So they come by, and we're outside, right? And then, Kanye goes, "Let's get the special room in the back." And I was like, "Oh, no!" [ Laughter ] I was like, "Yeah! All right! Cool, sick." So, we're sitting in there, and I'm, like, texting my touring agent, I'm like, "Yo, you gotta book more shows." [ Laughter ] "[Bleep] getting real over here." [ Laughter ] So, then, you know, the waiter comes, and Kanye's like -- "What would you like to order, Kanye?" and he goes, "I want that stuff that's not even on the menu, that crazy stuff." I was like, "Oh, my God. The crazy stuff?" -"Crazy stuff"? What does that mean? -I just want to say, like, Kim and Kanye, the cutest couple ever. Very, very sweet people. I had a really good time with them. -Yeah, they're great. Yeah. But you still don't want to pay. Like, "Dude, you're Kanye. You should treat." -No! Like, it was fine. It was just, like -- It actually wasn't as bad as you would think. But, you know, it's not like it's Applebee's, you know? [ Laughter ] It's Nobu, you know? -It's Nobu, yeah. -Which is like 77 Applebee's-es. [ Laughter ] -Dude... Did you just pluralize "Applebee's"? -Yeah, yeah. -Applebee's-es. -Applebee's-es. [ Laughter ] -Tell me about what you're doing. I'm so excited about this. What are you doing with the new "Mortal Kombat"? How are you involved with this? -"Mortal Kombat 11" -- it's my favorite number. -I love "Mortal Kombat." -Yeah. Also, well, they are paying me to be here to talk about it. -Oh, wow. [ Laughter ] -Yeah. Yeah, and I -- Yeah, that's why. [ Cheers and applause ] That's really -- -Thank you for being honest. -Yeah, no, yeah. You know, I'm trying to get a helicopter to Coachella. [ Laughter ] They were like, "Do you like this game?" I was like, "Sure." No. [ Laughter ] It's actually really sick. There's this guy that I really like to kill in it. [ Laughter ] 'Cause he looks like a real douchebag. [ Laughter ] So, there's this guy, Johnny Cage. -Oh, yeah, Johnny Cage. -Yeah. So, he does splits and punches you in the [bleep] is his special move. [ Laughter ] -Yeah, so it's one of his moves, yeah. -And he just looks like everybody I grew up with in Staten Island, so I just kill that dude. [ Laughter ] I enjoy killing him. Also, he has, like, a hot daughter, which is, like, weird, because I'm lonely and she's, like, not real. [ Laughter ] So there's that in the video game, as well -- sexual confusion. -Sexual confusion! With the new "Mortal Kombat 11." -Yeah. The effects are, like, really good. I'm actually wearing -- I have to shout-out, "Mortal Kombat" sneakers. [ Cheers and applause ] Yeah, they exist. -Wow. -Yeah. They are real things. -I like -- My dude I like is Scorpion. -You like Scorpion. Oh, I got you -- -That's my dude. -I heard you like Scorpion, so I got this for you... -"Get over here!" -...in case you want to have fun with your wife over the Easter break. [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] -I don't know if this is gonna fit, but we'll see. -No, I mean -- Yeah. [ Laughter ] -Oh, me! Oh, I see. -Yeah. I mean, wear it for sex. [ Laughter ] -Thank you. I understood -- I understand the first time. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. But you do love video games. I heard you're building an arcade at your house. -I am. So, I live with my mom. Well, we bought a house together, but nobody believes that. [ Laughter ] So, I live with my mom, kind of, so I have, like, a basement that's, uh, mine. [ Laughter ] It's like -- But that's like an apartment, so I live underneath her. [ Laughter ] -Yeah. -Yeah. So, like, I'm getting, like, a little arcade setup down there, try to make it -- try to make it a little mine. [ Laughter ] -What do you have? What does that mean, an arcade? Do you have, like, a bunch of pinball machines? -Well, no, you know, I'm gonna get, like, a "Mortal Kombat" machine. [ Laughter ] -No, no, no, you're good. ♪♪ No, the check has cleared. The check has cleared. You're good. Yeah. You can have "Mortal Kombat." But, yeah, we're good. -Okay, cool. -So you'll get one "Mortal Kombat" machine, but what else? -Well, I'm redoing my whole entire -- So, I was calling it The Man Cave, but the Mulaneys told me that if I call it that, they will no longer be my friend. [ Laughter ] I didn't know. Do you not call the basement the man-cave? Is that weird? -Some people do, but, no, you can't. -Yeah, so now I call it "The Basement," like The Ohio State University. [ Laughter and applause ] Yeah, it means something. -"The." -Oh, I don't like that college. I just -- You know. [ Laughter ] It's the "The" that's the important -- -Go, CSI! Division III. Whoo! -Oh, my gosh! Division III. D-III, man. -D-III, baby. -That's the real deal. Are you gonna charge people when they play the video games? -Hell yeah. Absolutely. [ Laughter ] One of my many schemes I'm working on, Jimmy. -Pete, we always love when you come here, and I'll let you know what happens with this guy, yeah. -Oh, yeah, sure. Thanks for having me. -Pete Davidson, everybody. -Thank you very much. "Saturday Night Live" returns May 4th. And "Mortal Kombat 11" is available April 23rd. -Go get it! And get Machine Gun Kelly's "Hotel Diablo" album coming out. -There you go. -My boy MGK's album coming out.
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