-Ooh, okay. -Because congrats on this.

You had a good run. And then --

-You said that like you didn't believe it.

You're like, "You had a good run."

You didn't even look me in the eye.

You looked down at the desk. -Yeah, but I was about --

I looked down at the desk and I was about to look up.

And not to -- not to wake you up,

and look at the reaction.

That's the reaction I wanted, you see?

So I go, "You had a good run."

-You should make pajamas for people, but go ahead.

[ Laughter ]

Jimmy Fallon pajamas.

You sell everything else in that stupid store.

-Hey, get a life. Hey -- [ Laughter and cheering ]

[ Applause ]

Speaking of that, do I have any merch I got to sell?

-You get a cut of that?

You don't even get a piece of that, do you?

-I do not get a piece. -You need a new manager.

Now listen, um... -I don't even have a manager.

-Maybe you need a new agent. You should get a chunk of that.

-I should get a chunk of all that merch.

-I know. Merch. -If you ever need anything...

If you ever need -- -Thank you.

-I'd love to see you wear a Jimmy Fallon shirt.

That would make my day. -Some Jimmy Fallon pajamas.

If you had some Dr. Dentons like the old days.

-Oh, my God. Dude, if you're playing the drinking game,

Dr. Dentons.

Oh, my gosh, that's the first time said on television.

-I'm 90, okay.

-"Red State Blue State." -Yes.

-It's on CNN On Demand now.

-Yes. -So you can get it right now.

-Mm-hmm. I'm political.

-No, I'm doing -- I'm political as well.

-All right.

-[ British accent ] And then this summer...

-Yes. -...it would be on Netflix.

-Yes. -What -- what -- when on...

-You never know on Netflix. They're too cool.

They don't have to give their date anymore.

They're like, "We're not like networks.

You just -- You know you're going to be looking.

You'll find it." You know?

[ Laughter ] Unbelievable.

-Wow.

-They think they're who they are, as we used to say.

[ Laughter ]

-But basically what everyone can see is just

your take on politics and the state of the world

and Republicans, Democrats and...

-Well, yeah. I mean, it's really about

how the country's going to break up

and how I'm scared we're going to have a civil war

because -- for a lot of reasons,

but one of the main --

You don't want to see a civil war in this co--

You don't want to see fat refugees.

It will be the first time in history you see fat refugees.

[ Laughter ]

Just refugees in flip-flops and jorts and...

-Jorts.

-...Dunder Mifflin T-shirts. [ Laughter ]

-Which is available at the NBC Store right now.

Tonight if you want to go down, this is perfect.

It's a perfect invitation -- -Oh, God.

Why? -Why, why?

I do want to show a clip of your special.

This is on CNN On Demand now

or, if you want to be cool this summer,

put your shades on and wait for Netflix to...

-Yeah. -...tell you when it's on.

-Wait for it to drop. -Here's Colin Quinn

in "Colin Quinn: Red State Blue State."

Take a look at this.

-And now we're at risk of a civil war.

And you don't want to see a civil war in this country.

This country's not built for another civil war.

It's going to be the first time in history

that you see fat refugees.

[ Laughter ]

That's not going to be a good look.

Refugees in jorts and flip-flops

and Dunder Mifflin T-shirts...

[ Laughter ]

...pulling coolers towards the Canadian border.

It's going to look like a giant cattle drive.

There's nothing glamorous -- 50 years from now,

kids are in history class reading about

the Battle of Six Flags.

[ Laughter ]

The Siege of Dave & Busters. [ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

-[ Laughing ] Dude, you just said --

You just said that exact bit when you were here.

Why... [ Laughter ]

Why did we even have a clip? Why did we even have a clip?

-Don't blame me for -- -Why did we even have a clip?

-It's not my fault! -You were doing the same bit!

You just -- You just did that bit here.

Why would we have to watch it -- make us watch it twice?

[ Laughter ]

People at home are like, "It's a freakin' rerun!"

-It's -- It's a live show!

Hey, that's what happens on a live show.

-That's what happens on a live show.

It should have been a pajama party.

Colin Quinn, everybody!