字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 -♪ All right, oh, hey ♪ -♪ Hey, hey hey, hey ♪ ♪ Hey, hey hey, hey ♪ ♪ All right, all right ♪ -♪ Hey, hey hey, hey ♪ -♪ All right, oh, hey ♪ -♪ Hey, hey hey, hey ♪ ♪ Hey, hey hey, hey ♪ ♪ All right, all right ♪ -♪ Hey, hey hey, hey ♪ ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ -♪ Hey, hey ♪ ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] -Look at this! Oh, my goodness. Look at you guys! Welcome, everybody! Welcome, welcome, welcome! Oh. [ Cheers and applause ] Welcome to "The Tonight Show." We are coming to you from the University of Texas in Austin. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ Thank you to the students for being here, the school for having us, and Samsung for making all this possible. I am so happy to be in Austin. I've done it all. I came, I saw, I got into a scooter accident. [ Laughter, cheers, applause ] You guys, I am so pumped to bring "The Tonight Show" to U.T. Because if you saw my grades in high school, you'd know this is the only way I was getting into U.T. [ Laughter ] We have 3,000 students in the house tonight. [ Cheers and applause ] You guys are the best. So many people wanted to come, we had to do a lottery for tickets. But if you wanted to come somewhere that's easy to get into, y'all would be at Texas A&M right now. [ Cheers and applause ] Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! -Snap! Dang! -By the way, I like my jacket. Right? I like my jacket. I like this frill. [ Laughter, cheers ] I wanted to look like Johnny Cash. Instead, I look like Woody from "Toy Story" going through a goth phase. [ Laughter ] Had to put this outfit on after I jumped into the U.T. fountain in my suit. Please don't tell me what you did to that fountain. I don't want to know. [ Laughter ] I don't want to know what's in that water. But this morning, I woke up with a rash on my longhorn. Do you know if that makes sense to you? [ Laughter ] One of the best parts about U.T. has to be the live Longhorn mascot, Bevo. [ Cheers and applause ] He's a real live steer. Let's take a look at him. Where's Bevo -- There he is. Aw, yeah. [ Cheers and applause ] That's right. That's the 15th Bevo in U.T. history. And if you want to know what happened to the other 14 -- Franklin Barbecue, located at 900 East 11th Street, Austin, Texas, 78702. [ Laughter ] I wanted you all to know that there will be no political jokes tonight. I also want you to know that your school colors are white and burnt orange, so you're making it pretty hard. I just want to let you know this. [ Laughter, cheers, applause ] I've had the best time here. This week felt just like my time in college -- I didn't go to class, I don't know any girls, and I'll be gone before graduation.