It's too much.

It's too much.

I'm Beth Behrs.

And I am Whitney Cummings.

And we're your guest hosts for today.

Yes, we are.

[APPLAUSE]

Thank you.

OK, you guys. calm down.

That's going to hurt Ellen's feelings if you're too excited.

Yes.

Ellen's not here because we locked her

in a trunk backstage.

Yes, we did.

She can get out if she figures out the combination.

Guys, we're joking.

Ellen's fine.

I'm sure she's exhausted from working

three whole days this week.

Yeah.

I was actually super excited when she

asked if I'd fill in for her.

Then she said I'd be co-hosting with Beth Behrs.

And I was like, OK.

I feel like I probably could have done it myself,

but it's fine.

I love Beth.

I love her.

It's fine.

I love you, too, Whitney.

Fine.

It's just-- I mean, it's interesting,

because Dax Shepard didn't have a co-host.

Didn't have a co-host.

No.

And then she trusted tWitch to do it by himself.

By himself?

That's odd.

And, Sean Hayes, and Jason Sudeikis, and John Cena also.

The wrestler?

The wrestler.

Isn't he a wrestler?

Yeah, I know.

They're known for their brilliant comic timing.

So it makes sense.

You know what?

Maybe there are two of us because Ellen likes women,

and two are better than one.

Yes.

[APPLAUSE]

Yes.

Anyway I'm so happy to be with you today,

not only because we are real life friends,

but we've actually worked together before.

You created Two Broke Girls.

Yes, I did, and you starred--

[APPLAUSE]

Thank you.

Thank you for my job.

She starred in Two Broke Girls.

And now we are two rich girls!

[APPLAUSE]

OK.

No, no.

Not as rich as Ellen, but we're comfortable.

Definitely not.

We're fine.

But we're good.

We're fine.

The bills get paid.

Today we're here to support each other,

because that's what friends do.

Whitney, I am here to support you.

OK.

I'm here to support you, too.

No, not as much as I'm going to support you, because, come on,

girl.

Get on my back.

No.

No, come on.

I'm going to show you how much I can support you.

No, I'm good.

Get on me.

Oh, come on.

I'm good.

Whitney, this is a good thing.

No.

Get on my back.

I'm an adult.

Get on my back, girl!

Get on there.

[APPLAUSE]

OK, OK.

No, this is good.

What's wrong, Beth?

What's wrong?

I thought you wanted to support me?

No, it's just the emotional weight

of your glowing personality.

OK.

Yeah.

OK, the point is we support each other, OK.

Let's get on with the show.

This is the part of the show--

Oh, I'm out of breath from that workout.

OK, now you're just hurting my feelings.

It was the stilettos.

They literally crashed down on the floor.

Now is the part of the show where, like Ellen and Portia,

we invite in a third.

Please welcome tWitch!

Hi, I'm Andy.

Ellen asked me to remind you to subscribe to her channel

so you can see more awesome videos, like videos

of me getting scared or saying embarrassing things,

like ball peen hammer.

And also some videos of Ellen and other celebrities,

if you're into that sort of thing.

Ah!

[BLEEP] God [BLEEP].