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  • Hello.

  • Hello.

  • And welcome back to my living room.

  • Uh, you see the rocks and the planter back behind me.

  • Please don't be fooled by the rocks that I got.

  • I'm still Ellen from the block.

  • Good one.

  • Thank you.

  • I realized when I had it.

  • Brocks there.

  • It would be a good joke.

  • As always, Andy is outside because of social distancing and mop.

  • Mary is over there in the corner, six feet away from me.

  • Not because of social distancing, because their hair smells like bleach and old gym socks.

  • Does No.

  • How do you know?

  • Goes long.

  • It delicious was all this.

  • Okay.

  • Do you smell Mary's hair a lot?

  • Yeah.

  • She asked me to, Uh, California started to slowly open up a tiny bit last week.

  • Parks and hiking trails were Open out, Andy.

  • Now you can spend time outside.

  • Uh, I've been spending my time inside mostly mostly at home.

  • I've been trying to be productive, though I've been cleaning, I've been exercising.

  • I drive for grubhub to make a little extra cash on the side, and I've been working on a little self improvement.

  • I've mentioned before that I've never been really good at math.

  • So what?

  • I thought I would take this extra time to get better at, and I found, ah, super hard equation, and I promised myself that I was going to solve it.

  • I worked on it for hours.

  • I feel like like three notebooks to to work on it, but that couldn't do it.

  • It turns out it wasn't equation.

  • It was Elon Musk's baby's name.

  • Boom.

  • That's a big deal on must joke.

  • Yeah.

  • Oh, I don't know what I'm doing.

  • Sometimes I get bored, though, and I'm not ashamed to admit that I dio what a lot of us do when we're bored and loan I Google.

  • I Googled all the questions that have popped into my head during quarantine because I want answers.

  • And since we're all going through this together, I'm sure you have probably the same questions.

  • Um, that, uh, that I have.

  • So I'm gonna share some with you.

  • Okay.

  • Um, that's not them.

  • Under your Yeah, it is.

  • On my computer.

  • Right here.

  • Right there.

  • It's on my laptop.

  • There it is.

  • There it is.

  • Thank you.

  • And he's welcome here.

  • All right, I'm gonna just scroll through, okay?

  • You know, I write longhand.

  • You know that?

  • True.

  • But Dr Fauci single and I was just curious.

  • It wasn't for me.

  • It was for a friend.

  • But I found out he is not.

  • He's married.

  • He has three kids.

  • Which is surprising because even me knowing as little as I do about viruses, I don't want kids.

  • Why does Oprah listen to loud, heavy metal at 3 a.m. You may not have Googled that one, but she's my neighbor and it's becoming a problem.

  • And Google didn't know.

  • Okay, now I want to know, Twitch, you know, that's gonna be filed under things I won't do again.

  • Twitch, have you Have you had any of those same questions?

  • Uh, that any of those questions?

  • I mean, but I definitely google like the relationship between beer and liquor, you know, like and then I learned beer before liquor had never been sicker, you know, type thing.

  • Also, I looked up if babies could stop there, talk because that's really important at this moment.

  • Because Zai, it does this like, chicken feet thing, and it seems actually stuff it or not, But she's never really react, so I just I'm blaming on quarantine I don't know.

  • It's well.

  • Can they stubbed their toe?

  • What did it say?

  • Uh, no, they cannot, and they can't even that can't even actually fully break a toe like because everything's, like, kind of forming.

  • So the most that they can do is actually a fracture.

  • This is what I read on Google.

  • So if if I'm saying some wrong information, you don't know, don't at me.

  • But that's what I like.

  • All right, well, you might break.

  • What about you, Andy?

  • Did you google anything that What have you Googled?

  • The latest thing on Google actually was last night.

  • This is true.

  • I was wondering if I clipped my nose hairs.

  • Does that make them grow faster?

  • You know how if you're headed once you get right, So that's my fear, because I've been having a little bit of strain nasal hairs now that I'm getting up in age, and I'm worried that because I keep tweeting them out, I'm gonna get more coming in.

  • Oh, that would be bad.

  • Yeah, It says it doesn't happen.

  • Okay, good.

  • It's weird.

  • Men have that.

  • Women don't have that.

  • You never see a no older woman with a bunch of hair coming out of your ears or yes, you don't get Yeah.

  • Yeah, it's true.

Hello.

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艾倫在隔離區裡上網查過的那些令人驚訝的事情。 (The Surprising Things Ellen Has Googled in Quarantine)

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    林宜悉 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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