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  • Thank you.

  • Thank you.

  • Thank you.

  • As you can see, I am not Ellen DeGeneres.

  • But no worries.

  • Guess who is here as your guest host this afternoon?

  • People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive!

  • [CHEERING]

  • Yes, that's me!

  • [CHEERING]

  • Now-- stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

  • Now, that's a new title for me.

  • I'm more commonly known as Chrissy Teigen's husband.

  • [CHEERING]

  • Everywhere I go on tour, every appearance I make,

  • I prepare for the look of disappointment

  • when people find out that Chrissy is working

  • or she's at home with the kids and she's not with me.

  • It's kind of like your look when you found out

  • Ellen wasn't hosting today.

  • [LAUGHTER] Think of my self-esteem, people.

  • Think of me.

  • Anyway.

  • [CHEERING]

  • The tables have turned.

  • Chrissy is now the wife of the Sexiest Man Alive.

  • [CHEERING]

  • She even updated her bio on Twitter.

  • That's how you know it's real.

  • "Currently sleeping with People's Sexiest Man Alive."

  • I hope that's a new update come to think

  • of it, because if not--

  • anyway, everyone-- everyone asks me

  • how it feels to have this new status.

  • Now, I have mixed emotions, because part of me

  • is grateful and excited to be in such elite company.

  • But the other part of me is completely

  • intimidated that I have to follow Idris Elba.

  • I mean, look at him.

  • [CHEERING]

  • And look at me.

  • [CHEERING]

  • That was me in 1995.

  • Very, very sexy.

  • Now, please take that down.

  • I'm not just a sexy guy--

  • I'm sorry, the sexiest guy.

  • I'm also known for other things.

  • I have an EGOT.

  • This is an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar, and a Tony.

  • Now--

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • You might know that, because I remind people all the time.

  • And I also have a Presidential Medal of Freedom.

  • [CHEERING]

  • Check this out.

  • Look at that.

  • Yes.

  • It's Ellen's.

  • I found it in her dressing room, and I'm keeping it.

  • Honestly, my greatest honor truly

  • is being married to the mayor of Twitter, Chrissy Teigen.

  • [CHEERING]

  • Her tweets are my favorite and sometimes most embarrassing

  • things I read on the internet.

  • For instance, here's one.

  • "John got wine drunk and sang a song at Universal Studios

  • last night."

  • Apparently, when I get wine drunk, something like this

  • happens.

  • (SIGNING) --loves all of me.

  • Love my curves and all my edges, all my perfect imperfections.

  • I give my all to me.

  • I give my all to me.

  • Yeah.

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • Now, I did not wear my onesie with my face on it,

  • but I did steal some wine from Ellen's dressing room.

  • Actually, it's my own wine brand, LVE wines.

  • You can find it at LVEwines.com.

  • [DING]

  • Yes.

  • And it's happy hour somewhere.

  • So obviously, it's time for me to drink a little wine

  • and serenade somebody.

  • What do you guys think?

  • [CHEERING]

  • Who can I serenade?

  • [CHEERING] Wait a minute.

  • Wait a minute.

  • I saw a woman dancing in the audience before the show, who--

  • she really inspired me.

  • Where is she?

  • It's me.

  • Where is she?

  • Oh, there she is right there.

  • You, ma'am, in the yellow.

  • Yes.

  • What's your name?

  • McNesheye.

  • McNesheye, who are you here with?

  • My husband Ron.

  • Oh, Ron.

  • Hi, Ron.

  • Hey.

  • What do you do for a living, McNesheye?

  • I'm a retired claims supervisor.

  • Retired claims supervisor.

  • Sounds very sexy.

  • McNesheye, I want to serenade you.

  • So get over here.

  • [SQUEALS] [CHEERING]

  • I only need two things.

  • I need a piano and I need that bottle of LVE wine.

  • [DING]

  • Come here, McNesheye.

  • I'm going to serenade you.

  • Look at this.

  • You hang out right over here, and I'm

  • going to sing you a song.

  • I think we need to dim the lights, so I can set the mood.

  • And I'll do a quick vocal warm-up.

  • Mm, the LVE wine, very good.

  • Ask for it by name.

  • [DING]

  • Hey.

  • Now, I'm ready.

  • (SINGING) You wore a sexy yellow blouse

  • while you danced at The Ellen Show.

  • Oh, the way your body moved and grooved,

  • I just had to say hello.

  • You're a retired claims supervisor here

  • with your husband, Ron.

  • Oh, and if neither one of us was married,

  • ooh, we could get it on.

  • [CHEERING]

  • It on, it on.

  • Oh, McNesheye, I Mc-wisha I could be with you.

  • Oh, McNesheye I'm in love.

  • I don't know what to do.

  • Oh, McNesheye, I want to give my all to you.

  • But McNesheye, my wife is Chrissy, and she would kill me.

  • So I think we're through.

  • Oh, ooh, McNesheye.

  • Oh, ooh, oh, I wish-a.

  • McNesheye, everybody.

  • Hi, I'm Andy.

  • Ellen asked me to remind you to subscribe to her channel,

  • so you can see more awesome videos, like videos

  • of me getting scared or saying embarrassing things,

  • like ball peen hammer, and also some videos

  • of Ellen and other celebrities if you're

  • into that sort of thing.

  • Ah!

  • [SCREAM]

  • [BLEEP] God!

  • [BLEEP]

Thank you.

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