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  • Where's my wig?

  • I--

  • For God sakes--

  • I just heard that you go there.

  • I'm at Wilshire Wig, like, at least once a month.

  • I was just in there a week and a half ago.

  • Really?

  • Yes.

  • What do you do there?

  • What don't I do there?

  • Yeah.

  • This is all built around a wig.

  • No, every time I start a movie, I start with a wig.

  • And I want to know what she looks like,

  • so I go to Wilshire Wig.

  • Lenia is there.

  • That's who helped me last time.

  • Is that her name?

  • I think-- I think--

  • It's Lenya.

  • Lenya.

  • Yeah.

  • Yes.

  • Like Kenya.

  • She's bilingual.

  • Like Kenya-- oh, oh.

  • That's helpful.

  • Lenya like Kenya.

  • OK, that's helpful.

  • OK.

  • And I tried on, like, a million wigs.

  • And then I find one.

  • I'm like, oh, it's like this but this color.

  • And then I do a hybrid, and then we make one.

  • Yeah.

  • Well, that's a good idea, because it really

  • does change your personality when you put a wig on.

  • It really does.

  • Yeah.

  • And that short curly one you had on, I'm a big fan.

  • I don't-- I would take that and just perm it and let it ride.

  • I permed this bef--

  • I mean, when I was, like, 16, I permed it.

  • Did you do ever a perm?

  • Did you do a perm?

  • My Aunt Linda permed my hair, and I

  • was very short around-- in the fourth grade.

  • Not like the giant I am now.

  • And she gave me--

  • You really shot up.

  • I really shot up, guys.

  • The camera messes with it, but I'm 7' 2".

  • She gave me a short--

  • I wanted, like--

  • I don't know.

  • Because I have poker-straight Marcia Brady hair,

  • and I wanted something different, and I got it.

  • Because I had a short, tight, curly perm.

  • And I was a little round.

  • And so then this went round.

  • And there's just a lot of pictures of me

  • in, like, Terry cloth shorts, like--

  • It's--

  • Do you have a pic--

  • you don't have a picture?

  • Not on me.

  • Yeah.

  • (LAUGHING) My God!

  • You don't carry it?

  • I wish I did.

  • How weird would that be?

  • I'm told I have mine.

  • They keep mine handy.

  • This is my perm picture.

  • Of your perm?

  • Yeah.

  • Oh!

  • Yeah.

  • It's kind of like that wig.

  • It's wonderful.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • And look how happy I was with it too.

  • The regret is on my face immediately.

  • Oh, and I love that 45 degree angle

  • that you had going on there.

  • Yeah.

  • Woo!

  • It's a lot.

  • Thanks.

  • I love it.

  • So can you--

  • 20 times, you've been on this--

  • 20 seems cra-- oh, wait.

  • I want to commemorate.

  • Here.

  • Oh, a bag!

  • It's a--

  • What?

  • Don't be-- It's--

  • What?

  • It's the finest of China.

  • That's for your 20th.

  • That's the gift for 20.

  • That's so nice.

  • And it may not be China, but it's--

  • Is this you?

  • --from China.

  • Yes.

  • So 20 times-- besides this, obviously,

  • because you put it on a mug, what is your--

  • I have a favorite time that you've been on,

  • but what is yours?

  • I would have to say--

  • I mean, one of the--

  • I think the last time I was on is, to me,

  • what I like to consider my first heart attack when Billie

  • Eilish came out of that thing.

  • And I watched it back, because I--

  • and I just kind of was like--

  • I don't think I looked as crazy as I felt,

  • because I was so panicked.

  • Because I was like, "I'm going out.

  • I'm going out."

  • And I was so sparkly and jittery that I really--

  • I was like, I'm going to go down.

  • I'm going to hit the cup, then I'm going to hit the table,

  • and I'm going to break out all my teeth.

  • Oh, that's not what we were going for.

  • And that's all I was thinking about.

  • And then later I watched it and I was just like--

  • so I guess that's how I panic.

  • Yeah.

  • That was-- it was one of my favorite things

  • that we've ever done.

  • Billie Eilish-- and she--

  • Billie Eilish is-- like, you're a huge fan of her.

  • She loves you.

  • Huge fan.

  • And she was about to go on tour.

  • And she came here just to scare Melissa.

  • And, like, crawled under the stage--

  • Crawled under the stage to get-- and was in that box

  • for so long waiting for the cue.

  • This is Billie Eilish scaring Melissa.

  • Her mom was my first improv teacher--

  • No way!

  • Oh, wow!

  • --Maggie Baird, who is amazing.

  • So they were-- I think when this came out, they were on tour.

  • Do you know that if she probably--

  • [SCREAM]

  • Oh, my God!

  • We got those two also.

  • We got to Elizabeth--

  • Yeah, everybody was like--

  • [SCREAMING]

  • Yeah, yeah.

  • And I would like to think that my instincts of,

  • like, if I'm really scared, I'd like

  • to think that I'd be like--

  • like, do something kind of amazing instead of just like--

  • [GASP]

  • Yeah.

  • Like, I just shut it down.

  • I shut it down, and I did nothing.

  • That's what most people do.

  • Most people-- there are few people that pull their--

  • and they look like they're going to punch somebody.

  • And I always worry that that's going to happen,

  • that our poor, little guy that's in there--

  • He's someone's kid.

  • --that he's going to get punched one day.

  • So we pay him extra.

  • [LAUGHING]

  • Oh.

  • I mean-- I don't mean poor like he's a little guy.

  • I just mean--

  • (LAUGHING) Oh, God.

  • --poor guy.

  • Just poor, poor, poor guy.

  • Just a poor, little guy.

  • Well, he's not a huge guy.

  • He's in a box.

  • He's got to be little.

  • We're not going to put a--

  • It's getting worse.

  • --giant guy in there.

  • Corey is a normal sized man.

  • For a box.

  • All right, so-- wait, we're going to take a break,

  • and then we'll talk about this.

  • Thanks, Andy.

  • We'll take a break.

  • I'm so new to this.

  • We'll be back.

  • You gave it to Ben--

  • Yes.

  • This was how I say--

  • --for a birthday present.

  • --I love you and I'm glad you were born.

  • OK, do you always give him-- before we show this,

  • do you always give him strange birthday gifts?

  • Because it's hard when you're together that--

  • Yeah, it's been like--

  • we've been together over 20 years.

  • So I mean, I feel like his gifts get nicer and more thoughtful,

  • and mine tend to be getting weirder.

  • Also because he doesn't want to--

  • like, he doesn't want to--

  • if I give him cute clothes or I'm like,

  • "Oh, you'll look so cute in this," he's like, "Oh, pants."

  • And there's a visible--

  • and I can't get him guitars--

  • Right.

  • Because he has to pick them out.

  • So then my mind starts to wander and--

  • So this is where it wandered to.

  • So this is what she got--

  • Yeah.

  • This is the natural jump.

  • --her husband.

  • So they painted a portrait-- you gave them a picture of the two

  • of you.

  • Yep.

  • And someone made both of you--

  • And I said, "What about sad, sad clowns?"

  • Right.

  • And they did such a good job.

  • My only note about halfway through,

  • I was like let's go sadder.

  • And I said, really, let's darken some of those lines

  • and let's put a tear here or there.

  • And Ben just made a very strange wheezing noise

  • when he opened it.

  • He was like-- [LAUGHING WHEEZE]

  • And the girls wanted noth-- they were like, (DISGUSTED)

  • "Oh, no!"

  • And Georgie was like, "No!

  • It's not hanging!

  • It's not hanging!"

  • Is it?

  • It's about to be.

  • Yeah?

  • And I swear I'm going to--

  • now since I feel like there's been

  • a challenge, because Georgie really dislikes it, so I

  • want to have them paint it.

  • And I want to hang it next to it.

  • What a great mother you are.

  • Yeah.

  • OK, so you've been on the show 20 times,

  • and this is your 20th time, and you've never done this before.

  • So today is the day.

  • We are sending you to Milt & Edie's Drycleaners.

  • I'm going to put the thing in your ear.

  • You have to say--

  • It seems like a terrible idea, right?

  • Yeah.

  • It's going to be so good.

  • So it is going to be Ellen in your ear.

  • You're going to go to the dry cleaners--

  • Oh, God.

  • --right now.

  • You have to say and do everything I tell you to do.

  • OK.

  • OK.

  • All right?

  • Deal.

  • All right, we're going to send you--

  • before we go to break, I want to give you a gift

  • and then you'll head over to the dry cleaners.

  • But I got something to hang in your home.

  • Georgette is going to love it.

  • [LAUGHING]

  • Oh, my God!

  • Thank you!

  • And I'm happy.

  • I'm a happy clown!

  • I mean, that's a happy clown.

  • We'll be back!

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