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  • Our first guests are one of the funniest couples around.

  • Please welcome my friends, Melissa McCarthy

  • and Ben Falcone.

  • Hi.

  • Hi.

  • Nothing weird about this.

  • Yeah, this is great.

  • This is normal.

  • Totally normal to have Mary on a mop and Andy in the garden.

  • That's my--

  • Hi, Melissa and Ben.

  • Hi.

  • Hi.

  • Hi.

  • Does she keep you out there?

  • I'm not allowed inside.

  • We're social distancing.

  • How do I get a Mary mop?

  • That's really all I care about.

  • You know what?

  • We should start selling those and raise money for charities.

  • You're the first request, but clearly people will want that.

  • Let's talk about the fact that you somehow managed to--

  • I don't know where you are right now in the house,

  • or maybe you're outside.

  • But is that where you keep the painting I gave you?

  • (SARCASTICALLY) We're in the master bedroom.

  • We just need an altar to you.

  • Yeah, we're outside.

  • And we just thought, where will we keep her?

  • Yeah, we like to keep you close at all times.

  • So we move you around.

  • Whatever room we're in, we like to give you a place of honor.

  • My mom and I have done--

  • I think as to date, 46 puzzles.

  • So whichever room we're doing a puzzle in,

  • we just bring you with us.

  • Sometimes I think you're judgy.

  • Sometimes I think she gets a little judgy back there.

  • But then other times you're real supportive.

  • Quarantine!

  • Wow.

  • Yeah.

  • It's so funny because I remember when

  • we gave that to you as a joke, because you like clowns.

  • But I said, please don't--

  • you don't have to take that.

  • But you wanted it.

  • I remember that.

  • You were like, you don't have to take that.

  • You don't have to take that.

  • And I was like, over my dead body.

  • This is coming to my home.

  • [AUDIO OUT] Look at how useful.

  • It scares me.

  • All clowns do.

  • It's not you particularly that scare me.

  • But all clowns scare me.

  • So I think that is what gives her such joy.

  • So I guess, thank you for enabling her.

  • Well, my pleasure.

  • My pleasure.

  • Now, I see that it's later in the afternoon for us

  • while we're talking.

  • And you're drinking a beer.

  • How many have you had, Ben?

  • I've had-- this is number 2.

  • So I've had 1.3.

  • OK.

  • And, Melissa?

  • Did you say, this is 2?

  • This is number 2.

  • So it's-- oh, OK.

  • I get it.

  • Does that make sense?

  • 74.

  • OK.

  • The fact that you can keep count still means it's OK.

  • Now, because there's a lot of drinking going on

  • in the Instagram posts, and I want

  • to know when you decide what you're going to drink that day.

  • I have been known to get up, and you get the kids

  • ready for their online school.

  • And then you try to clean something and maybe

  • try to work out.

  • And then after if there's a workout, if I manage a workout,

  • then I'm like, I'm close.

  • We got to be close.

  • Because once you get into the 10s, you're close to the 11s.

  • And once you're in the 11s, you're homefree.

  • It's essentially 10:45-- oh, no.

  • I look like a real creeper in the background there.

  • Next time we're going to do that, but then

  • put your portrait behind me and just keep going.

  • Oh, she should've been with us.

  • Oh, no.

  • Well, when you stack them together like that,

  • it looks troubling.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah, that should have been behind you

  • so that there'd be Ben, Melissa, and then

  • my painting behind you.

  • Hey, Ben, so do you find that the alcohol helps get rid

  • of any type of ailment you might have?

  • And I ask you that because Melissa

  • says you're a hypochondriac.

  • Do you think you are?

  • I do.

  • I do think I am.

  • I have a lot of blood pressure cuffs, as I believe you know.

  • Like, above 10.

  • Like, double digits.

  • Yeah, more than 10.

  • And I--

  • I'm sorry.

  • Wait, wait, wait, stop.

  • Why do you have multiple blood pressure cuffs?

  • Because he thinks the first 7 are lying.

  • And then he'll go to 8, 9, 10.

  • What if I get an incorrect reading?

  • Then I need a secondary opinion.

  • We can't go to urgent care right now, so I'm right.

  • I've been right this whole time.

  • Except, this was way before the quarantine.

  • Yeah.

  • This is where I've been at for years.

  • This is business as usual.

  • All right.

  • So do you feel--

  • well, this must really frighten you then.

  • I mean, I think anybody who has any kind of fear of being sick,

  • then the pandemic comes along, that's like your worst

  • nightmare.

  • Yeah.

  • But in a lot of ways, I've been girding myself

  • for this mentally.

  • Because I already-- every time my hands touch anything,

  • I'm like, these are gross now.

  • Don't trust these.

  • These have lots of ugly weird things on them all the time.

  • And I regularly refer to my children

  • as don't touch that with your dirty, dirty fingers.

  • And it turns out I've been right the whole time.

  • Yeah, he feels vindicated.

  • We're now all living in the fashion

  • that Ben has been asking to live our daily lives in for years.

  • So this is now--

  • now we're all making sense.

  • I

  • See.

  • I see.

  • That sounds like hell.

  • It sounds like hell, Andy?

  • It's so much better having your voice muffled through glass.

  • It really is.

  • I know.

  • And he's making it--

  • it's filthy, dirty.

  • He just keeps leaning against it and trying to look inside.

  • Because the windows are tinted, so he can't see in.

  • I can't see you.

  • This is how I'm doing my job.

  • I can't see you.

  • I can only hear you.

  • That's wonderful.

  • That's amazing.

  • It's really great.

  • You know, you've done the show many times,

  • how he's constantly dropping something and interrupting

  • in some way and not paying attention.

  • So this is his payback.

  • He just has to sit in the garden and listen.

  • I haven't seen my family in months.

  • When you guys go back to the studio,

  • I'll help you build a terrarium.

  • Can we just keep Andy in there?

  • It's really-- you're on to something.

  • I'll mist you.

  • Three times a week I'll come in and give you

  • a beautiful misting.

  • That's a good idea.

  • We need to figure out how to mist him.

  • I mean, I've accidentally turned the sprinklers on.

  • That's already happened.

  • That was an accident.

  • All right, we're going to take a quick break.

  • We'll be back.

  • All right, we are back with Ben and Melissa.

  • So before we talk about the frontlines thing,

  • I want to ask about your gardening thing.

  • Because a lot of people are--

  • they have new hobbies.

  • And I know this is not really a new hobby.

  • You grew up on a farm.

  • But you've gotten way into gardening.

  • Well, it's just like the--

  • I have.

  • And I've always loved tinkering in the yard.

  • And I grew up on a farm, and we had a massive garden there.

  • But there's so much time that we have.

  • And also it's the first time that I'm like, oh, my God.

  • We can't get a tomato.

  • In my entire life, it's the first time

  • we can't go to a store.

  • Just the panic over--

  • are we ever going to have something fresh again?

  • So I dug in to this gardening thing.

  • And I keep going down weird wormholes.

  • Very weird wormholes.

  • I'm watching some guy in England that's

  • always like-- (IN BRITISH ACCENT) Hello.

  • Let's talk about eggshells.

  • Eggshells have nitrate.

  • And I was like, Ben!

  • So now I've been collecting coffee grounds.

  • And how are your tomatoes?

  • Well, the tomatoes-- the plants are looking really good.

  • But now I'm down a real squirrelly wormhole with--

  • all my strawberries are the healthiest plants.

  • But they're dying.

  • No, they're not dying.

  • They're healthy plants with no fruit.

  • Oh, that's me putting the vinegar and eggshell on.

  • Yeah, that's her putting her solution into the plants.

  • Guys, I'm going to have tomatoes the size of my head.

  • Wow.

  • Well, that's very impressive.

  • I like that.

  • I'm about to start a garden myself.

  • And now I'm going to pick your brain.

  • And I'm going to skip the British guy,

  • and I'm going to go right to you, because I understand you.

  • Eggshells and coffee grounds.

  • That's really all I've got into it.

  • pH balance.

  • All right.

  • Andy just had a good idea.

  • If I start the garden out there, he actually

  • can tend to it while he's out there.

  • Yeah.

  • I'll send you 1,000 eggshells, Andy.

  • It'll be great.

  • OK.

  • I'm on it.

  • We're going to do that.

  • Hi, I'm Andy.

  • Ellen asked me to remind you to subscribe to her channel

  • so you can see more awesome videos,

  • like videos of me getting scared or saying embarrassing things--

  • like ball-peen hammer-- and also some videos

  • of Ellen and other celebrities, if you're

  • into that sort of thing.

  • Oh, [BLEEP]!

  • God[BLEEP]!

Our first guests are one of the funniest couples around.

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