And a lot of people are--

you know, do you have a calendar at home?

Do you buy calendars?

I do buy calendars.

I do.

Yeah?

What kind of calendar do you have at home?

I kind of get, like, the regular, just like regular--

Like, what are the pictures of?

Sometimes like inspirational quotes.

And then I got a comic book one as well.

OK.

So that one's cool.

So you have a calendar for every room.

You're rich.

[LAUGHTER]

Oh, is that--

Wow.

OK.

[LAUGHTER]

Whoa.

I got my hands on some that--

because they always make really interesting ones.

This one is Cats On Catnip, which, you know--

[LAUGHTER]

Here's a cat all strung out.

Look at that.

[LAUGHTER]

Poor little kitties.

Look at that cat.

[LAUGHTER]

Uh-oh, that cat's had it.

Oh, man.

Sad.

[LAUGHTER]

They do these every single year.

It seems like they're popular.

This is Nuns Having Fun.

[LAUGHTER]

Look, look at the fun.

Look at the fun that they're having, baking bread and all.

[LAUGHTER]

Here they are splashing their feet in a fountain.

[LAUGHTER]

Ah, the nuns.

Here they are broken down on the side of the road.

Who hasn't been stuck on the side of the road and thought,

I'm having a blast?

I want to be a nun.

All right.

Here's another one.

This is Nice Jewish Guys.

[LAUGHTER]

Yup, 12 months of Seth Rogen right there.

[LAUGHTER]

These are good.

Oh, this is one we came up with, Naughty Jewish Guys.

There's Andy.

[LAUGHTER]

Is that thing kosher?

But the good one-- this has a centerfold.

And look it.

[LAUGHTER]

[APPLAUSE]

That's Andy's banana right there.

[LAUGHTER]

Why do I have to hold it right here?

Why?

I didn't realize that when I hand.

Put that away.

I don't want to touch your banana.

If you see a calendar you think I should see,

keep it to yourself.

I'm good.