Thank you so much.

Hi, I'm Jane Fonda.

And I'm Lily.

She's Lily Tomlin.

And you may know us from our show--

the Netflix show, Grace and Frankie.

Thank you.

Season six is streaming right now.

Our seventh season will be our last.

I know.

We're not show biz ponies.

We cannot entertain you forever.

We love the show, we really do.

And we hope you do too.

We do indeed.

I'm planning to go off and do something on my own.

Yeah, me too.

You wanna do it together?

Yeah!

Oh God, yes.

Well, Ellen can't be here today.

And I think I know why she asked us to host.

Why?

Well, because we're both gay.

I'm-- I'm not gay.

Oh, Jane.

No, no, this is a safe place, isn't it?

This is-- Absolutely.

Hey, uh, I've been married to men.

I mean a few--

a few men.

I thought those were beards.

No?

Well, I mean, they might have had a few beards,

but they were real marriages.

Everybody comes out when they're ready.

OK, let's move on.

We're very excited to be hosting The Ellen Show.

Please be gentle.

This is our first time hosting a daytime talk show.

Isn't it great that we're still having firsts?

Well because of you I got arrested for the first time.

Well, that's right.

That's right, we've been doing something

called Fire Drill Fridays to draw attention

to the climate crisis.

And we got arrested for civil disobedience.

I learned a lot in the slammer.

You were in there for two hours.

Well, the stories I could tell.

And I want to give a shout out to my cellmate Skittles.

Hey, Skittles.

Yo mama.

Listen-- no seriously, nothing's better

than being part of a movement to try to stop the climate crisis.

We march.

We chant.

We make our voices heard.

Right?

You should all try it.

You should try it.

You know what?

Let's do this.

OK.

Hey, hey, ho, ho, Jane and Lily are hosting this show.

Hey, hey, ho, ho.

Jane and Lily are hosting this show.

Hey, hey, ho, ho, Jane and Lily are hosting this show.

Hey, hey--

OK, ladies--

--ho, ho.

Jane and Lily--

You're going to have to come with us.

--hosting this show.

No, no, no, no.

Come on.

Let's go.

No, I'm not going--

[INTERPOSING VOICES]

Right this way.

I'm supposed to be here.

We're hosting the show.

No, no.

tWitch! tWitch! tWitch!

I'm sleeping raw.