Welcome to the world of Pokemon.

Who is your Pokemon for the upcoming death battle?

Go on, click a pokey ball.

Sorry.

Picture was not an option.

The early bird gets the worm or in this case, the Pokemon.

Maybe you'd like to pick Squirtle.

He is really energetic.

Bulbous sores.

A good choice to So I have no idea what he's supposed to be.

Are you a boy or are you a girl?

That's not true?

Has no girls on the Internet?

You can always choose tormentor.

Everybody likes Char Mander.

Still can't choose.

Anyone will do if you don't pick soon.

I'm just going to give all of them to my grandson.

What's his name again?

His name is Dick Bag.

I could have sworn it was Carrie, but I guess you know best.

Are you still here?

You want that damn bigot you?

Don't you find?

Here it is.

Take it and get the hell out of my house.