It's contestants only include the best of the best, whether you're a forearm beast intent on Conquest, a ninja assassin seeking vengeance for a washed up Hollywood movie store looking for your next big break.

Johnny Cage was a global phenomenon known for his over the top and dumb as hell action flicks Your Dumb is hell.

His movies are also we got Ninja mime Citizen Cage Broke knows Mountain and my personal favorite Tommy since surfaced, uh, the only movie that ever really made me pray.

But as with most celebrities pages, fame eventually cracked.

Audiences lost interest in his stunts, and critics claimed he was a fraud, which is bullshit.

So to prove himself, Johnny naturally decided the best idea would be to join the deadliest martial arts tournament ever.

What better way to stick it to him and show him you're the real deal than to save the Earth from an alien takeover?

I guess Cage didn't really know what he was getting into.

Luckily, he's no ordinary stuntmen.

These guys trained all across the world.

He's mastered four different martial arts, including Bruce Lee's riel life Jeet Kun Doe.

He's got none Jugs press knuckles in his wicked cool Bowie night.

So when it came time to save the world, Cage could certainly hold his own against the greatest martial artists in the universe.

Good.

Then do the lightning God reading really needed some help because the out World War Lord show gun was just one attorney went away from taking over Earth.

Okay, seriously, why does everyone always target hurt?

I live here.

It's not that great.

Against the forces of evil.

Cage discovered he was more adept at this sort of thing than even he expected.

He possesses a mystical power passed down through generations, originally stemming from a Mediterranean war cold which read it trained combatants toe fight among the gods.

Uh, that's not random at all.

This power manifest not just a za shield against divine forces, but also as a mythical energy cage.

Can weapon taken fire, shadow both energy balls, hunter toe pieces with a shadow uppercut to a guy'll impression with the eclipse kick and knock the shit out of you with this patented shadow kick.

But even with these powers, cages.

Still a mortal man.

Whenever he found himself in trouble, he needed a go to technique to get out of.

Oh, and he came up with the absolute perfect move.

It's the Nutcracker, the very buster, the in fertilizer, the beanbag.

Boro's not that kind of blow blow in my personal favorite, the help Doctor.

I think they're in my river gauge special.

Oh, that's disturbing because of quite effective watch.

Oh, Lord, always dressed.

Attack down his testicles, come back next week and will jet about Johnny's opponent, Captain Beldon.