Some mark Gothic nights of darkness is showcase of order versus chaos.

Some are instantly relatable, a prime example of an average person in a not so average work and summer shoved in your base over and over and over again until you just can't take it anymore.

A shocks.

Are you talking about me?

You such a sweet talker?

Go away!

We've seen through this, But why stop a good thing?

Hi, I'm Wade Wilson, masterful mercenary and twice robbed of winning People magazine's Sexiest Man Alive Award.

Way back, I got stuck in a series shitty situation called Cancer, the worst supervillain.

But then the good folks of department gay offered me a cure centigrade until I learned the big block twist.

Department K was actually a sect of the Weapon X program, a top secret project for crafting super soldiers by any means necessary.

They shut wait up with 50 cc's of hut, creamy wolverine juice.

It gave him the same crazy healing factor but also turned his base into an improv comedy prom.

You look like an avocado sexist, older, more disgusting avocado.

After escaping in gruesome fashion.

Wade resumed his life as a mercenary taking the name Deadpool.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You've been here like two times already.

DP We know all this stuff.

How about we just give the risk but sounds reasonable to me?

Come back next week to learn all about Deadpool's opponent, the mask.