Name: 金剛狼是同志？| 死神之戰臺 (Wolverine is Gay? | Desk of DEATH BATTLE)
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Okay, people, I think we can all agree that Wolverine is Ah, protocol character.

He's got sweet ass clause gives all the ladies is obnoxiously hard to kill, you know, cool guy stuff.

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Blood as dope as Wolverine is, he is nowhere near close to the badass that is Wolverine from Earth 12,025.

I do all the research nobody else wants to.

Let me tell you about James Howlett, a k a.

This guy makes the Wolverine, you know look like a wilting tulip being held by a Gerber baby.

And here's why, James Hell, it was Governor General of the Dominion of Canada and Vice Arroyo of Her Majesty's expedition to Shangrila.

Now, that's some pretty wicked legally stuff, But let me crack this jar of pickles open for you.

Howlett is essentially a Canadian version of Teddy Roosevelt.

If Teddy Roosevelt was also a mutant, that didn't take no shit from nobody.

Okay, Okay, Now, before you go on asking stupid questions like Jocelyn, does he have adamantium bones like Logan?

James's bones have been coated in adamant.

In fact, Adamantium is named after this godly metal but lacks some of its finer characteristics.

Adam and teen is not only stronger than adamantium, it can also reflect large blast of concussive energy.

And additionally, it can stop any sort of psychic influence.

Which means that James is impervious to any sort of psychic manipulations.

Since his skull is encapsulated by it, you might be wondering how James got his hands on this magnificent metal.

I mean, after all, this is the stuff that makes a big gate Fluto.

And that's a good question with an even butter answer.

Sadly, Earth 12,025 doesn't really approve of such a righteous bromance.

In fact, in his world, homosexuality is outlawed, so he tends to keep it under wraps.

That is, until one day he and her ex laid some sort of super dragon high on adrenaline and extreme manliness.

They grab each other and did the mustache tango publicly proclaiming their love.

That sounds great, sure, but Zeus wasn't too happy about it and banished the couple to the pits of Tar tourists.

Now I want to clarify that he didn't Spanish them for being gay.

He did it because he didn't like the idea of his son getting it on with a mortal.

Considering that Zeus has been up and more people than James Bond.

Anyway, once in the pits of Tartarus, which is pretty much just hell, they proceeded to fight hordes of solar zombies for like, four straight years, which has to be the most metal honeymoon ever.

Eventually, James makes it out of hell, and after a few minor adventures, ends up joining the extreme X Men.

Kill alternate dimension evil Charles Xavier's before they can destroy their multi dimensional existence.

And let me tell you, they have some pretty crazy adventurers.

Seriously, if you're a fan of insane over the top stories, then you need to check out extreme X men.

There is an ex slave Civil War era Cyclops, a Nazi eggs, a viewer and a fair amount of inappropriate dialogue, and that's all in just one issue.

Well, guys and gals, this is kind of awkward because I need to leave and do some research in the mushroom kingdom for this thing.

Or if you want to check out the mystery video, I I don't even know what it is.