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  • Chad: Hey Mogg.

  • Mogg: Hey Mr. J.

  • Chad: So now you're doing all this merch, marketing like these three awesome DEATH BATTLE t-shirts can get kind of stressful so we added two new office amenities what I think will help take the edge off.

  • Like the new office jacuzzi?

  • Mogg: Sheesh, no thanks!

  • You have a smell of wet sloth before?

  • Chad: All right, maybe a relaxing massage then?

  • Mogg: Eeh, I got a fear of hands.

  • Chad: All right, how about a nice hot sauna?

  • Mogg: It's a (bleep) toast oven Chad.

  • Mogg Slothman And now I got the sexiest shirt in the market: DEATH BATTLE shirts.

  • You wear this you're gonna find yourself in a sex battle; I don't know what that is, but I know you'll love it okay?

  • Now click that link below and buy this shirt or they gonna eat me!

  • (Cues: Invader - Jim Johnston)

  • Wiz: It is the duty of all who dedicate their lives to the science of robotics: make the coolest, deadliest machine you possibly can.

  • Boomstick: Just don't make 'em too smart; that never works out for ya.

  • Wiz: Metal Sonic, Dr. Eggman's hedgehog destroyer.

  • Boomstick: And Zero, Dr. Wily's Maverick Hunter.

  • He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

  • Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills find out who would win... A DEATH BATTLE!

  • (Cues: Dr. Eggman's Theme - Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog)

  • Doctor Eggman was a genius with a dream.

  • A dream of a world ruled by his own iron fist.

  • However, there was just one small problem: a speedy blue problem.

  • Boomstick: Sonic the Hedgehog.

  • The fastest thing alive, yeeeah!♫

  • (clears his throat)

  • (Cues: Dr. Eggman's Theme - SatAM) No matter how many times Eggman tried taking over the world, this freedom fighter just kept gettin' in his way.

  • Wiz: But like any respectable scientist, Eggman was a problem solver.

  • Thus, he developed the ultimate hedgehog killer: a machine which would not just equal his speedy nemesis, but surpass him.

  • Boomstick: And Doctor Tubby called his greatest creation... Metal Sonic.

  • (Cues: Sonic & The Black Knight Music "Fight The Knight - Vs. King Arthur 2" Instrumental)

  • He's even got a sweet chest speaker to blast Slayer all day long.

  • Wiz: Speaker...what? No, no, no, he's just MADE of metal.

  • Boomstick: Oh...

  • That's cool too.

  • Wiz: To contend with his cool blue rival, Metal Sonic was built to reach and maintain incredible speeds.

  • Boomstick: And unlike most of his wacky inventions, Eggman actually got this one perfect; Metal Sonic is hella fast.

  • Wiz: Metal Sonic is also equipped with tons of tools and tricks specifically to overpower Sonic.

  • He can fire a plasma pulse laser from his chest, construct a Black Shield which seems practically indestructible, and blast through obstacles by going V. Maximum Overdrive.

  • Boomstick: "Black Shield"? "Maximum Overdrive"?

  • ( Cues: Sonic the Hedgehog 2006 Music "Wave Ocean The Inlet") You're sure he's not into metal? 'Cause those sound like some killer band names to me.

  • Wiz: To activate V. Maximum Overdrive, Metal overloads his own circuits to quadruple his speed while simultaneously surrounding himself with a destructive energy field.

  • Boomstick: If all that wasn't enough Metal Sonic can scan his opponents to copy their techniques.

  • He copied the explosive Knuckle Slam from Knuckles, ESP from Silver, the Bat Guard technique from Rouge, and even copied Shadow the Hedgehog's signature Chaos Control.

  • Wiz: He can only copy specific moves at a time but whatever power he takes is not limited by his physical body.

  • This is because Metal Sonic can actually morph and manipulate his form.

  • Boomstick: He totally stole that from T-1000.

  • Wiz: Funny mentioning Terminator because you're not too far off.

  • Metal Sonic is so powerful that he's overcome his own programming, overthrown his creator and attempted a global takeover all on his own.

  • Boomstick: And he can do it too.

  • He's shielded attacks from Shadow's deadly Chaos Spears and Silver's telekinetic ESP.

  • He's dodged attacks from Knuckles, Amy and Espio at the same time and he even competed in the Olympics!

  • You know how tough it is to qualify for that?

  • Like, really tough.

  • Plus he gives Sonic a run for his money whenever they race.

  • Wiz: Metal can match and sometimes even outpace Sonic's speed.

  • Sonic's specific top speed is technically unknown; he boasts that he's faster than light but he has yet to prove this in canon without the aid of additional equipment.

  • Sonic's highest speed is officially described as hypersonic, and his best record comes from Sonic Unleashed, where he's recorded running up to 3,000 SPD.

  • Assuming this translates to metric meters given the game's Japanese development, this puts Sonic in the high end of the hypersonic spectrum,

  • clocking his highest recorded speed at a whopping 6,711 miles per hour.

  • Boomstick: That's over eight times the speed of sound.

  • Damn! I wish that was that fast; could've escaped my ex-wife way before things got serious.

  • Wiz: This speed is likely what Dr. Eggman was aiming to beat when designing Metal Sonic; even then with his abilities like V. Maximum Overdrive,

  • Metal Sonic can increase his speed up to 26,844 miles per hour.

  • That's Mach 35; more than enough to reach escape velocity!

  • (Cues: Sonic Heroes Music "Final Fortress") Boomstick: And this bot has a lot of power behind him.

  • In one of his battles with Sonic, their conflict caused enough damage to break off that ginormous stalactite over the city.

  • Look at the size of that thing!!

  • Wiz: By comparing its size to the nearby buildings and assuming a granite base composition, we can estimate that the stalactite weighs over 46 million tons.

  • The energy required to cleave a rock that size could be as high as two hundred THOUSAND tons of TNT,

  • ten times the power of the atomic bomb dropped on Nagasaki.

  • Boomstick: And if that's not powerful enough for ya, Metal Sonic has a couple different super forms.

  • There's a Red Titan form, his Neo form and best of all: Metal Overlord.

  • Again with the band names! By copying the powers of Sonic and his friends Metal transformed into this flyin' dragon looking thingamajig.

  • He can fire missiles, shoot gigantic chunks of crystal, trap opponents and destroy everything.

  • Wiz: Metal Overlord is so impressive it took the combined might of Super Sonic, Tails and Knuckles to take him down.

  • Boomstick: Yeah, he may be metal as hell but he's not indestructible.

  • Despite being Sonic's superior in almost every way, he still loses fights to him more often than not.

  • Wiz: Metal Sonic is extremely durable, but his internal systems are susceptible to overloading if pushed too far.

  • For example, every time he uses his V. Maximum Overdrive attack, he risks permanent damage.

  • Also, even though he's mimicked multiple organic abilities, they're sort of simplified versions.

  • He's never displayed any at their greatest potential.

  • Boomstick: Still, this is one of the deadliest machines we've ever seen.

  • As long as Metal Sonic's around, even the fastest thing alive struggles to keep up.

  • Wiz: For decades the robotic war between Dr. Light and Dr. Wily left destruction in its wake.

  • No matter how many machines Wily created in his quest for world domination,

  • Dr. Light's own Mega Man was always there to stop him.

  • But like any successful genius, Dr. Wily was determined to have the final word, even if it came from beyond his grave.

  • Boomstick: Wily put all the smarts he could into creating the best robot he'd ever built.

  • It's name was Zero.

  • Wiz: Dr. Wily's plan to create the world's most powerful robot succeeded all too well.

  • Designed for combat and violent by nature, Zero was primed to put Wily back on top.

  • Boomstick: Just one problem: because of a glitch, Zero was totally disobedient to Dr. Wily and attacked him.

  • I mean, I don't blame him. If that face was the first thing I saw when I woke up, I'd probably punch it too...

  • or send it back to the bar whence it came.

  • Wiz: How sad, all that hard work wasted over a single programming flaw.

  • Wily was forced to seal Zero away, and he wouldn't be discovered for another 100 years.

  • Boomstick: But a long nap wasn't enough to calm him down.

  • When he woke up he wasted everything around him, until he was stopped by Commander Sigma, the leader of the peacekeeping Maverick Hunters.

  • Wiz: Sigma may have stopped Zero, but then things got complicated.

  • For some reason, Zero's stasis pod also contained a mysterious virus.

  • The virus infected Sigma and, for some reason, swapped Sigma and Zero's morality alignments.

  • Boomstick: So Sigma turned evil and Zero turned good.

  • Just like robot Freaky Friday!

  • Being a good guy now, Zero joined the Maverick Hunters, making it his mission to eliminate any machine which posed a threat to the world.

  • Because what else you gonna do in robot world but fight crime with a laser sword?

  • Wiz: He's certainly well equipped for the job.

  • The Z-Buster is Zero's go to long-range weapon with both rapid fire and charged energy shots.

  • Boomstick: He's also got tons of deadly spears, hammers and chains, but his favorite weapon is his trusty energy sword: the Z-Saber.

  • Wiz: The Z-Saber is arguably Zero's most essential weapon.

  • With it, he can cut other machines down to size with a wide variety of grounded and airborne strikes.

  • Furthermore, he can enhance his blade by mimicking the power of his enemies.

  • This lets him use the Z-Saber for attacks imbued with fire, ice, electricity and even metal.

  • Boomstick: But he can copy more than just sword stuff; Zero can use the Twin Dream technique to create a clone which mimics his every move.

  • He can summon robot dragonflies to fight alongside him, call down beams of energy from the sky with Rekkoha and even use Dark Hold to temporarily freeze time.

  • Wiz: If necessary, Zero can activate Black Zero Mode.

  • This form halves his defense in order to double his attack power and quadruple his speed.

  • He can also transform into the stronger and faster Absolute Zero. Yes, that's was its called.

  • In this form he loses access to his Z-Sword and acquired abilities, but he gains razor-sharp claws and the power of flight.

  • Boomstick: Check out those bat wings! You know, with all these cool powers, he's pulled off some crazy shit.

  • He's defeated dozens of Mavericks and even Sigma himself multiple times.

  • Wiz: Not to mention stopping dozens of other threats to the entire planet,

  • such as when Eurasia, an enormous city floating in space, fell to Earth in a crash course similar to the asteroid which annihilated the dinosaurs.

  • But that's okay! Zero took care of it.

  • How?

  • By flying a space shuttle right into it like a badass!

  • And he survived.

  • Suck that, asteroid city!

  • Wiz: Moreover, it's important to remember Zero was specifically built to be far superior to the original Mega Man.

  • We've analyzed Mega Man before and learned he could keep up with the speedy Quick Man and catch a 60,000 ton castle.

  • Boomstick: So... Zero's better than that.

  • Wiz: Zero is undoubtedly Dr. Wily's greatest creation, but like the mad scientist's other machines, he has his downfalls.

  • Despite being a machine, Zero is susceptible to exhaustion. And if he receives too much damage, not even his auto-repair systems can return him from the brink.

  • Boomstick: Also he sometimes comes down with a bad case of edgy anime protagonist.

  • Zero: WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!?

  • Wiz: And yet Zero is a fearless guardian who won't rest until his world's safety is secured,

  • even if he has to be reincarnated multiple times to do it.

  • Boomstick: And kick his own ass!

  • Zero: I don't even need my sword for such an easy fight.

  • Wiz: All right, the combatants are set.

  • Let's end this debate once and for all!

  • Boomstick: But first... robots can't really enjoy food. But for all the humans out there, do I have news for you!

  • Grandpappy Boomstick always said that nothing in life is better than good food and making something with your own two hands.

  • And Blue Apron is both those things combined.

  • Wiz: Blue Apron is the #1 fresh ingredient and recipe delivery service in the country.

  • All ingredients arrive right to your door guaranteed fresh and ready to cook.

  • Boomstick: It's better than eating fast food plus It's affordable; Blue Apron is less than $10 per person per meal.

  • Wiz: Choose from a variety of recipes and get the meals that sound good to you.

  • The ingredients are perfectly proportioned and the instructions are easy to follow.

  • I mean even Boomstick can do it!

  • Boomstick: Hey! Watch it or you're not getting any to the next meal I make when it arrives.

  • Like the chili butter steaks with Parmesan potatoes and spinach.

  • Wiz: And if you're worried about variety, don't bother! Recipes are not repeated within the year so you'll never get bored.

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  • Boomstick: You'll love how good it feels and tastes to create incredible home-cooked meals with Blue Apron.

  • So don't wait.

  • Wiz: That's BlueApron.com/BATTLE

  • Boomstick: Blue Apron: a better way to cook.

  • But right now... IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

  • Zero: Found the Maverick!

  • I'll take care of it!

  • Starting mission now!

  • Announcer: FIGHT

  • Zero: Just like a training program!

  • Ugh... How did this happen!?

  • Charge Shot!

  • Rekkoha!

  • Metal Sonic: I'll crush you!

  • Black Zero: Crap!

  • Metal Overlord: (laughing)

  • Take this!

  • (Roars)

  • Chaos Control!

  • Black Zero: This will be over in a nanosecond.

  • Mission accomplished!

  • Announcer: KO

  • Boomstick: And boom goes the... giant flying robot monster.

  • Wiz: Metal Sonic was a worthy adversary but Zero was simply better equipped for this battle.

  • Boomstick: At Mach 35 speeds, Metal seemed like a shoe-in for better speed, right? On paper maybe.

  • But remember Mega Man beat Quick Man and Zero was built to surpass Mega Man in every way.

  • Wiz: Quick Man's top speed was recorded at two hundred twenty-four thousand miles per hour, over eight times faster than Metal Sonic.

  • Scaled to the inferior Mega Man, Zero could certainly handle a machine of Metal Sonic's speed.

  • Boomstick: Zero's vast arsenal also gave him plenty of options for just about every situation, even when Metal tried screwing with time.

  • Wiz: Unlike Metal, Zero actually possessed multiple methods of stopping time,

  • which were more instantaneous and just as effective as Metal Sonic's imperfectly-copied Chaos Control.

  • Boomstick: So Zero definitely had the advantage in that field.

  • Wiz: The durability difference was pretty clear too.

  • Zero's feat with the Eurasia space colony trumps anything Metal's ever endured.

  • The resulting explosion was similar to the asteroid impact which killed the dinosaurs; an event estimated to have equaled one hundred trillion tons of TNT.

  • Boomstick: But even surviving a tiny fraction of that explosion was far more impressive than the 200 kilotons of TNT needed to to break that giant rock.

  • And that was from Metal Sonic and real Sonic's power combined.

  • Boomstick: Even ramming Zero at full speed would not have done much.

  • Moving at Mach 35, Metal's 276 pound body would only hit with enough force to destroy a building.

  • To be blunt, not only was Metal Sonic outmatched in speed and durability, but he didn't have the means to truly kill Zero.

  • Whereas Zero's shown time and time again that he could destroy enemies just as tough and bulky as Metal Overlord.

  • Boomstick: Looks like Metal Sonic was the real Zero in this fight.

  • Wiz: The winner is Zero!

  • Ben: Hey don't go away we're about to reveal the matchup for the next episode of DEATH BATTLE.

  • Chad: And if you wanna see the exclusive commentary on this episode click that little button over there and start a FIRST membership trial helps us out a lot.

Chad: Hey Mogg.

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金屬音速 VS 零 (Sonic VS Mega Man) | 死亡之戰! (Metal Sonic VS Zero (Sonic VS Mega Man) | DEATH BATTLE!)

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