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  • Boomstick: This episode of Death Battle is brought to you by Netflix

  • Go to www.netflix.com/DeathBattle for your free trial membership

  • Wiz: The bounty hunter, Galactic pirates of living beings.

  • Boomstick: THey blow sh** up for cash.

  • Wiz: A prime example is Boba Fett, The most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy.

  • Boomstick: But don't forget Samus Aran

  • She's so bad***, whole planets explode when she's done with them.

  • BOOM!

  • Wiz: I'm Wizard!

  • Boomstick: And I'm Boomstick!

  • Wiz: And it's our job to analyze the weapons, armor, and skills of these two beastly killers and answer the most important question of all:

  • Which of these two warriors would win a Death Battle?

  • Wiz: Boba Fett is well known for his cunning, ruthlessness, and brute force, but his killer instinct

  • relies on his diverse arsenal of death.

  • Boomstick: Plus, he wears the most bad*** space suit ever!

  • Wiz: That's no ordinary space suit, Boomstick, that's Fett's Madalorian armor, forged from nearly

  • indestructible Duraplast containing a micro energy field for dispersing impacts.

  • Boomstick: This guy could have a frickin bomb go off in his face and still walk away!

  • Wiz: His Gauntlets house a flame thrower with a reach of 5 meters, a fiber cord whip, and numerous concussion

  • and stun missiles. His weapon of choice is his EE-3 Carbine Rifle, an extremely accurate and powerful

  • weapon which Fett often cradles like a child.

  • Boomstick: Yeah, I do that with my guns, too.

  • Wiz: That's... not weird at all, Boomstick. Fill us in on Fett's heavy weaponry.

  • Boomstick: Well, everyone and their grandma knows that Fett can zoom around on his bad*** jetpack, but that

  • jetpack also has a single anti-vehicle homing rocket, and believe me, you don't want to see this thing headed your way.

  • Wiz: That's right, Boomstick. In short, Fett is a human swiss army knife. He's killed hundreds of criminals,

  • politicians, and jedi. He's even held his own against Darth Vader, TWICE.

  • Boomstick: Holy sh** that's hardcore!

  • Wiz: He became leader of the Mandalorian mercenaries after the galactic civil war, AND battled Mace Windu to a

  • draw when he was 12 years old.

  • Boomstick: Sam Jackson's got nothing on him.

  • Wiz: But with all his awesomeness, every so often, Fett will totaly blow it. He's fallen into the Sarlacc

  • three times, THREE! And the Sarlacc's not exactly running around looking for snacks!

  • Boomstick: Three times? How do you even do that once? It's a giant hole in the ground with teeth, and he's got a jetpack!

  • Wiz: Still, even with his ridiculous flaws, Boba Fett is a whole new meaning of deadly.

  • Darth Vader: No disintegration.

  • Boba Fett: As you wish.

  • Wiz: Samus Aran was infused with bird-like Chozo DNA at a young age, increasing her strength, speed, and

  • athletic ability far beyond those of a normal human being.

  • Boomstick: How do they do that!? I want me some bird DNA.

  • Wiz: She wears the Power Suit, typically in Varia form, shielding her entire body without restricting any movement or flexibility.

  • Boomstick: Too bad it makes her look like a dude.

  • Wiz: Her primary weapon, the Arm Cannon, has acquired numerous awesome upgrades over the years, though the

  • basic power beam is a pea shooter with a pathetic range.

  • Boomstick: But when it's fully charged, it'll blow your face off, BAM! SHOOP DA WHOOP!

  • Wiz: The Arm Cannon can also use an Ice Beam, a Grapple Beam, and a plethora of seeking and super missiles.

  • Samus controls the skies with the powerful and speedy Screw Attack, and if there's trouble on the battlefield, she

  • can curl into Morph-Ball Mode and slip away unnoticed.

  • Boomstick: What the--!? How did she do that?

  • Wiz: Bird DNA, Boomstick, bird DNA.

  • Boomstick: Samus also has a frickin huge supply of Power Bombs, which will destroy anything on the screen

  • in seconds, nothing survives!

  • Wiz: She is known to be the bounty hunter capable of taking on impossible missions, fighting massive beasts,

  • and even wiping out an entire species. However, she often makes mistakes. Somehow, she always seems to

  • lose all her power ups and upgrades at the beginning of every mission.

  • Boomstick: Man, someone should get this chick a purse.

  • Samus Aran: Time to go.

  • Wiz: The combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all.

  • Boomstick: But first, we got to pay off my double-barrel bazooka shotgun, thanks to Netflix.

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  • Boomstick: That's ridiculous!

  • Wiz: As a new member and Death Battle viewer, You can get a free trial membership. Go to netflix.com/deathbattle

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  • Boomstick: Oh yeah, well it's time for a Death Battle!

  • Samus Aran: You're Mine.

  • Boomstick: Holy sh**! Did ya see that, Wiz!? That was insane!

  • Wiz: Fett battled like a champ, but in the end, Samus's superior technology and athletic skill trumped him. HARD.

  • While her basic Power Beam failed miserably, Samus put her Chozo DNA to work by jumping and dodging around Fett's offenses.

  • Boba Fett, who relies more on cunning and brute force, simply didn't have the means necessary to catch Samus.

  • Boomstick: He was shooting all over the place, but that space chick was just too quick for him. He even tried to

  • use his homing rocket, but anybody who's blown up a lot of shit knows anti-vehicle rockets don't work too well with people.

  • Wiz: Exactly! Samus is about four times smaller than the average vehicle, so there was only about a one in four chance

  • for a direct hit from Fett's rocket, not to mention she kept moving, preventing Fett from getting a solid lock on her.

  • Boomstick: After that screw-up, Samus managed to sneak around Fett and left a little surprise at his feet.

  • Wiz: Fett's micro energy field managed to minimize the damage he took from the Power Bomb, but by that point, it was all over.

  • Samus froze Fett with her Ice Beam and finished him off with a Charge Beam to the face.

  • Boomstick: She sure stopped him cold.

  • Wiz: That's right, Boomstick. The winner is Samus Aran.

  • Boomstick: Next time on Death Battle:

  • ???: Your soul is mine.

Boomstick: This episode of Death Battle is brought to you by Netflix

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