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now on with the show

yeah

so we all know that comics are super super serious right right now you might

be thinking a just listen I thought comics were silly and for fun

well guess what you're right too

that's the joy of comics they can be whatever they would whatever they want

and yeah they could even be seriously silly and that is exactly why kentucky

fried chicken has a comic book series i'm joslyn the intern I do all the

research nobody else wants to straight from the desk

oh yeah battle KFC the kernel of two worlds the first issue of a mindless

collaboration between DC comics and Kentucky Fried Chicken to companies that

had pretty much no business collaborating in this glorious poultry

epic an evil parallel version of colonel sanders shows up known as Colonel

thunders if looking just like the colonel wasn't enough he also opened up

a chain of fried chicken restaurants called easy fried chicken you know

yes while the colonel we all know and love believes in great chicken through

hard work dedication and his secret blend of 11 herbs and spices sunders

believes in making fried chicken the fast and easy way after witnessing a

commercial for easy fried chicken the colonel decides the only way to protect

the integrity of his chicken is to lay down a Kentucky Fried smackdown

ok now if you got that was absurd get ready because things start to get real

interesting an issue to the colonel core you're probably sitting there asking

yourself why the hell are there a bunch of different colonel sanders in space

well I got one word for you multiverse more specifically the DC multiverse

which consists of a countless amount of alternate universes that all retain

similar themes normally it's pretty hard to cross between universes unless you

don't give a Kentucky Fried shit about physics

you know like the flash and his or her or its pressure

Speed Force and the next logical question is of course why why in any

universe ever would we need a battalion of kernels because somehow evil colonel

sanders managed to erase 10 of the 11 secret arts and spices from the minds of

the other cartels however each kernel remembered a different ingredient and Bo

the Colonel's came together for the sake of fried chicken across the multiverse

now let me introduce you to our cast first step is the queen of fried chicken

are Lysander's from Earth 11 Carla was the first Colonel to figure out that

they're 11 secret herbs and spices had been pilfered luckily Arliss friend

better known as Earth Elevens flash was more than happy to take the gang around

the multiverse to remedy the problem next is Colonel Sanders from Earth 19

which is a steampunk universe this Colonel is and no I'm not kidding when I

say this a detective in Gotham City who tenderizes criminals

yeah that's a thing next is gold Nell the Kryptonian colonel from Earth 22

hope and let's not forget our cartoony friend teen Sanders from the Teen Titans

go universe or futuristic Sanders from a universe currently in the 31st century

still not strange enough for you

jeez you're hard to please well just you wait because we got some sort of monster

Sanders from Earth 29 the aptly-named bizarro universe but above all by far my

favorite Colonel hailing from the post-apocalyptic earth 51 is mother

clucking chickens sanders i have no idea what sort of poetic justice has led to

the most notorious chicken killer in our universe becoming a literal chicken in

another 20 also earth 51 flashes some sort of puma man too so there's that

oh and then off panel they somehow collected cowboy colonel in a Soviet

Colonel you know just to balance out stereotypes

now that they got the whole game together what's left who have been up

daddy Colonel shutters and finding out how we wept their memory of course and

the answer to that is my favorite part of this whole stupid adventure I should

you not the mind wiping themed is none other than done

Colonel Grodd that's right an evil psychic gorilla chicken capitalist

despite Colonel Grodd psychic abilities the colonel core prevails and Grodd end

up spending time with her aimer with the day saved the moral of the story is hard

work pays off and well chicken is yummy

oh damn it why did I just now think about calling the colonel and getting

him to sponsor this episode I could have had so much free chicken

holy hell who knew the colonel was such a badass

I guess we did though because we did the dvx with them against this evil clown

monstrosity thing you should go check that out its out its been out for a

while

it's pretty fun we've also got a death battle coming out soon as next week

tracer vs Scout you are first member you get to see early might even say you

could see it first

I'm sorry that was really bad but you can join the first membership by

clicking the link below and have fun watching that also more desk of death

battle is coming soon i'm sure i'm not really sure why I'm here I'm not even

part of this episode I mean the death battles are not in desk of ok ok thanks

bye