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  • (BOOMSTICK) Punching: the most useful language in the world when words fail. And these two lovely ladies are fluent in it.

    拳頭,當沒辦法用文明方式溝通時最有用的語言

  • (WIZ) Yang Xiao Long, the adventurous huntress from RWBY...

    而這兩位可愛的女生是這方面的佼佼者

  • (BOOMSTICK) And Tifa Lockhart, the Final Fantasy heavy-hitter with enormous...power. He's Wiz, and I'm Boomstick!

    陽小龍,RWBY中的女冒險家獵人

  • (WIZ) And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win...a DEATH BATTLE.

    蒂法·洛克哈德,最終幻想中擁有巨大...力量的戰士

  • (WIZ) The World of Remnant is...well, crazy.

    他是Wiz我是Boomstick

  • Vicious creatures called "Grimm" run wild; entire cities have gone to waste; and every single weapon... is also a gun. Even nunchuks.

    我們的工作是分析他們的武器、裝備和技能

  • (BOOMSTICK) Ohh, that sounds like Disneyland to me--the happiest, most gun-filled place on Earth.

    找出誰會是生死對決當中獲勝的一方

  • (WIZ) Luckily, the world is protected by the Huntsmen and Huntresses, an elite group of expertly-trained warriors.

    在一個殘破的世界...是的,很瘋狂

  • (BOOMSTICK) And where else would you get the training to kill bloodthirsty monsters...than from high school?

    在荒野中到處都有兇殘的戮獸橫行

  • (Yang) Oh, I can't believe my baby sister is going to Beacon with me! This is the best day EVER!

    整座城市人煙稀少

  • (RUBY) Please, stop...

    槍械是一般民眾的基本配備

  • (WIZ) After losing her mother to mysterious circumstances, and being trained all her life by her hero/legend of an uncle,

    還有雙截棍

  • Yang Xiao Long was accepted into Beacon Academy.

    我怎麼感覺很像迪士尼樂園

  • (BOOMSTICK) It's kinda like Hogwarts, except replace wands and books with swords, sniper rifles, and giant transforming scythes.

    世界上最開心最無管制的地方

  • Man, this place keeps getting better and better. Seriously, I know where I'm going to retire now.

    幸運的是,這個世界被獵人和女獵手保護

  • (WIZ) A natural fighter and thrillseeker at heart, Yang fit right in and soon found herself a member of the color-coordinated Team RWBY,

    一個訓練有素的戰士聯盟

  • led by her younger sister...Ruby.

    你要在哪訓練出專門獵殺可怕怪物的身手呢?

  • (BOOMSTICK) Because that's not confusing at all...

    當然是高中

  • (RUBY) I'm talking about kicking off the semester with a BANG!

    噢!不敢相信我的寶貝妹妹居然要和我一去信標!

  • (YANG) I always kick MY semesters off with a YANG! Eh? Guys? Am I right?

    今天實在是太美好了!

  • (BOOMSTICK) Anyway, Yang's time at Beacon was well-spent, and she became the master of punching all the things.

    天啊~~快停下来

  • (WIZ) See, while Yang's fellow teammates wield a scythe, a couple swords, some big guns--Yang's style of combat takes a more...direct approach.

    毫無頭緒的失去她的母親

  • (BOOMSTICK) Yeah, she does--with her shotgun-gauntlets!

    從小被他的英雄獵人叔叔訓練

  • (WIZ) Her two golden bracelets aren't just stylish; they extend to form a weapon called the Ember Celica.

    陽小龍被信標學院錄取

  • (BOOMSTICK) With just a punch, the Ember Celica fires off a flash of kinetic energy, blasting a foe with an explosion of force and a beautiful sound.

    這間學校有點像哈佛

  • (YANG) I! HOPE! YOU'RE! HUN-GRY!

    只是把課本換成劍,狙擊槍還有超大的變形鐮刀

  • (BOOMSTICK) To top it off, these concussive blasts can fly several hundred feet!

    天啊,真的越聽越喜歡這個地方阿

  • Yang is one of the few people I know who can punch a bird out of the sky! That's what you get for crapping on my car!

    說真的,我退休後一定要來這

  • (WIZ) In addition, like most Huntresses, Yang can manifest her soul as an Aura.

    極高的戰鬥天賦而且性情率真

  • Aura can be used to block deadly attacks and heal minor wounds. And Yang's is no different.

    陽很快就融入群體

  • (BOOMSTICK) But my favorite way she uses her Aura is when she goes Super Saiyan.

    很快加入了象徵四種顏色的隊伍,RWBY

  • (WIZ) Many Hunters and Huntresses possess a Semblance, a special power unique to them

    領隊是她的妹妹

  • that makes Beacon Academy look a little more like the Xavier School for Gifted Youngsters.

    這樣不會把每個人搞混因為~

  • (BOOMSTICK) Yang's Semblance absorbs damage from hits she takes, adding them to her own physical power.

    我是說這個學期的開學我們要碰(bang)出氣勢

  • After taking just two attacks from a mech suit, she was strong enough to shatter the whole thing in one go.

    我總是將我的氣勢yang出來

  • (WIZ) Unfortunately, her Semblance does not increase her Aura's defense, so she feels the full force of everything that hits her Aura,

    覺得怎樣啊...大夥們

  • and can only absorb power so long as she remains conscious.

    不錯吧

  • (BOOMSTICK) Luckily, she's pretty tough.

    總而言之呢,陽在入學前的訓練非常成功

  • Yang survived a punch that easily smashed her through a concrete pillar. You know, the ones designed to hold up entire bridges?

    入學後她變成了打爆所有東西的高手

  • (WIZ) And during a food fight--remember, this is high school--Yang was knocked up into the air and did not come back down for about 100 seconds.

    看...陽的隊友們揮舞的武器有鐮刀,劍和大砲什麼的

  • More than enough time to reach terminal velocity. This means, upon landing, she took an impact of nearly fifty tons of force.

    陽的戰鬥風格則更加...

  • (BOOMSTICK) And stood right back up like it was nothing! Ah, what a waste of good food...

    直接又暴力

  • (WIZ) Despite this, Yang can only take so much.

    的確她真的很勁爆

  • Her Aura has a limit, as does her short temper. Pushing both of these too far leaves her extremely vulnerable.

    用她的散彈槍臂鎧來爆

  • (BOOMSTICK) Like when this ice-cream lady knocked her out because Yang had been fighting monsters all day with no sleep.

    她的那雙金色手鐲可不是裝飾用的

  • (WIZ) It's also worth noting Yang is less adaptable when fighting against foes specializing in kicks.

    它可以變形成武器,灰燼天堂

  • (BOOMSTICK) Still, she's confident she's one of the best in her class and dedicated to graduating Huntress School,

    只要出拳,灰燼天堂就能釋放動能

  • so she can travel the world fighting everyone just for the thrill of it.

    發出極強的爆炸而且伴隨著美妙的音效

  • (YANG) Alley-oop!

    希!望!你!餓!了!

  • (enjoying herself)

    這些能量的最高射程有幾百英尺

  • Whoa-oh-oh... Whoo-hoo!

    陽是在我所知道的人當中,少數能夠把鳥從天上打下天的人

  • Oof... Nailed it!

    在我車上拉屎就是這種下場

  • (WIZ) Far to the west on the planet Gaia lies a small mountain village called Nibelheim.

    在特殊情況下,和其他的女獵手一樣

  • At first glance, this town appears calm and peaceful, not worth a second look.

    陽可以激活自己的靈魂產生AURA(元氣)

  • (BOOMSTICK) Until a sword-wielding Goth guy found his alien mother hidden inside. He celebrated with fireworks.

    元氣可以用於格擋強力的攻擊和治癒較小的傷口

  • (WIZ) After losing her parents and watching the madman Sephiroth burn her hometown to ashes,

    陽的元氣也是一樣

  • Tifa Lockhart joined AVALANCHE, a group dedicated to protecting the Planet from ecological harm...and Meteors.

    但是我最喜歡她使用元氣的方式是...

  • (BOOMSTICK) Speakin' of Meteors, check out the size of the--

    她用來變身超級賽亞人

  • (WIZ) BOOMSTICK!

    許多的獵人和女獵手都擁有元氣外相(SEMBLANCE)

  • (BOOMSTICK) What?! I was talking about the Meteor!

    一種他們獨有的特殊力量

  • (WIZ) Sure, you were.

    怎麼覺得信標學院很像X戰警學院

  • (BOOMSTICK) Anyway, Tifa was thrust into the stereotypical gender-role of housekeeper by maintaining the hidden AVALANCHE homebase, 7th Heaven.

    陽的外相是承受並吸收受到的傷害

  • But it wasn't all bad, because it also doubled as a bar.

    並且將傷害轉化成力量

  • (WIZ) And she doubled as a bouncer.

    僅僅承受兩下巨型機械的攻擊

  • (BOOMSTICK) Now, I've been thrown out of my fair share of bars for totally illegitimate reasons,

    她就已經能夠一拳將其打成廢鐵

  • but not even I would urinate on the 7th Heaven jukebox with Tifa on guard.

    很遺憾的,她的外相並不增強防禦

  • (WIZ) Smart choice, since she is a master of close-quarters combat.

    所以...所有傷害到她元氣的攻擊她都要承受

  • Tifa is a feint brawler, adept at surprising foes with quick, powerful strikes.

    而且只有在她清醒的時候才能吸收力量

  • And as she traveled with her friend, Cloud, to save the Planet, she learned seven legendary techniques: the Limit Breaks.

    幸好她特别耐打

  • (BOOMSTICK) Accessing her inner gambler, Tifa's Limit Breaks include rapid-fire punches, explosive throwdowns,

    陽扛下輕易打爆混凝土支柱的攻擊

  • and summoning dolphins who uppercut people?! That's just awesome!

    你懂的,那個專門設計承受整座橋重量的東西

  • And if she manages to throw all of them in order, she charges the last of her Limit energy into one final, titanic punch: the Final Heaven!

    而且在食物大戰中

  • [email protected]&# you, squirrel!

    要知道這裡是高中嘛...

  • (WIZ) Tifa is ready to throw down at a moment's notice, and even wears leather gloves everywhere she goes, just in case a fight comes her way.

    陽被打飛上天,大約一百秒後才落下來

  • (BOOMSTICK) And if she decides to get REALLY serious, Ms. Lockhart busts out her two round, beautiful Ultimate Weapons...

    這個時間足夠形成非常強的等比級加速度(terminal velocity)

  • (WIZ) Don't you dare--

    也就是說在落下地面的時候

  • (BOOMSTICK) ...the Premium Heart!

    她承受了接近50噸的衝擊力

  • (WIZ) Oh. Well...the Premium Heart increases Tifa's striking power immensely, and continues to do so over time as she builds Limit Energy.

    然後人完全沒事的站起來

  • However, they lose this increase after Tifa uses her Limit Breaks and need time to charge back up.

    啊~~怎麼這麼浪費食物嘛...

  • (BOOMSTICK) Oh, that sounds like it could be a problem...oh, if she didn't also have magic!

    即使如此,陽還是只能承受到某種程度的傷害

  • (WIZ) In Final Fantasy VII, there's a wide variety of magical ability-granting gems called Materia.

    她的元氣也是有極限的

  • Any person can wield any Materia, and it's up to the game's actual player to decide who gets what, giving Tifa no standard Materia setup.

    和她暴躁的脾氣一樣

  • However, thanks to the Dissidia fighting series, we know Tifa prefers to carry Fire and Ice Materia into battle.

    將這兩樣使用到極限,會使得她變得極其脆弱

  • (BOOMSTICK) These Fire and Ice Materia let Tifa conjure and wield... fire and ice.

    就像有一次這個冰淇淋小妞打暈她的時候...

  • Combine that with her freakish, superhuman strength and she's like an unstoppable powerhouse.

    陽已經打了一天的怪獸都沒有睡覺

  • (WIZ) Well, her immense power does come at a price; her skills in speed and defense are somewhat lacking, making her something of a glass cannon.

    值得一提的是, 陽的身手能夠對付擅長使用拳打腳踢的敵人

  • But, to help make up for this, Tifa wears two armor pieces. She wears a ribbon on her arm in memory of her late friend, Aerith.

    她自信是班上最強的學生之一

  • (BOOMSTICK) *sniff* C'mon, man, don't bring that up!

    渴望在獵人學校畢業後

  • (WIZ) ...Which protects her from negative effects, like poison and paralysis.

    環遊世界到處找人打架

  • She also likely wears the Minerva Band to defend from fire and ice.

    只是為了追尋快感

  • (BOOMSTICK) Glass cannon or not, her strength is ridiculous. She's strong enough to fight an embodiment of Sephiroth, and throw giant monsters around like nothing.

    空中~接力

  • (WIZ) And there was the time she helped throw Cloud through the air to reach the flying monster, Bahamut SIN.

    哈哈哈

  • After leaving Tifa's hand, you can see a Mach cone form around Cloud, which means that Tifa must have helped throw him with enough force to break the sound barrier.

    哇哦哦...哇哦!

  • (BOOMSTICK) Oh, Cloud's a lightweight. C'mon, how hard can that be?

    搞定

  • (WIZ) Well, factoring in the weight of Cloud and his giant weapon...

    在遙遠的西方有一個蓋亞大陸

  • (BOOMSTICK) Heh...

    有一個名叫尼伯海姆的村莊

  • (WIZ) He must've been thrown with up to 153 tons of force.

    最初這是個平和又寧靜的小村莊

  • (BOOMSTICK) Well, $#*!, talk about power! You don't wanna mess with Tifa's strong, twin, firm...

    這種故事我已經看很多了...

  • (WIZ) Noooo...

    直到某天有個拿刀長髮男,發現自己的外星人母親藏在村子

  • (BOOMSTICK) ...fists.

    然後他就放火慶祝

  • Also, she's got a really nice rack. Did I mention that yet?

    失去了父母,看著瘋子賽菲羅斯將自己的家園燒成灰燼

  • (TIFA) Feels like you're flying, doesn't it?

    蒂法·洛克哈德加入了阿法蘭奇

  • (TIDUS screams)

    一個保護世界不被邪惡摧毀的組織

  • (WIZ) All right, the combatants are set! Let's end this debate once and for all!

    還有流星的威脅

  • (BOOMSTICK) It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!

    說到流星嘛

  • (BOUNCER) Hold up! Lemme see some ID.

    快看看這個尺寸的...

  • (YANG) Hello! No need to panic, people; just looking for someone.

    BoomStick!

  • I WILL take a Strawberry Sunrise, though. No ice. Thanks!

    幹嘛...我在說流星阿

  • (TIFA) Sorry, Miss. I think you'd better turn yourself around and look elsewhere.

    你最好是...

  • (YANG) So... does this mean no Sunrise?

    總而言之

  • Take a good look, got you sprung, got you hooked

    蒂法變成了反抗組織“雪崩”的管家

  • If looks were a crime, I'd be the biggest crook

    經營並管理秘密基地,第七天堂

  • My sexy lips, dreamy eyes--look into my eyes

    也算還不錯,因為這是個酒吧

  • ♪ I've got you under my spell; I got you hypnotized

    而且她還兼職做保鏢

  • ♪ I'll make you my fool, my living footstool

    呃...我常常被自己愛跑的酒吧轟出來

  • ♪ I'm beauty; you're the beast

    全都是因為我太喜歡惹事了

  • (YANG) Having fun? I sure am! ♪ I'm the stallion; you're the mule

    不過就算是我也不會在蒂法顧場子的時候隨便撒野

  • (TIFA) Ugh, don't mock me! ♪ I'm looking so good from head to toe

    算你聰明,她是近身格鬥的大師

  • ♪ I see you looking at me; your pants tell me so

    蒂法非常善於伺機而動,身手敏捷矯健攻勢凌厲

  • ♪ I see you looking--you looking, looking, looking at me

    並且她和他的朋友克勞德四處遊走拯救世界

  • ♪ I know you're wishing--you're wishing, wishing you could be me

    她學會了七種傳奇技術:限制突破。

  • Look in the mirror and tell me, tell me what do you see

    激活她身體內建的拉霸老虎機

  • So tell me, what do you see? ♪

    蒂法的極限突破包括兔子火焰拳

  • So when you looking at me? ♪

    隕石墜落,還有爆出一隻會打人的海豚! ?

  • Roll out the red carpet 'cuz the queen is here

    簡直酷斃了

  • And bow down before me

    如果輸入正確的指令

  • (TIFA) All right, warm-up's over! ♪ And be of good cheer

    在最後一擊時,會將所有剩下的極限能量集中成最終的....巨人之拳

  • Have my bath ready and my food prepared

    最終天堂

  • I'm gonna blow you out of the water! ♪ It's not my fault that you're ugly. Stay over there. ♪

    去你X的,小松鼠

  • Say "Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the prettiest of them all?" ♪

    蒂法隨時隨地都處在備戰狀態

  • Take this! ♪ Me! Me! Me! Me! ♫

    甚至去任何地方都會帶著戰鬥皮手套,以作好捲入戰鬥的時候

  • Come at me and you'll see

    如果她決定要下重手的時候

  • (TIFA) Had enough?

    洛克哈德小姐會亮出她那兩顆...閃亮的...美麗的終極武器...

  • ♪ I'm more than meets the eye

    你别...

  • You think that you'll break me

    慈悲之心(Premium heart)

  • You're gonna find in time

    噢...呃...對的...

  • (YANG) Not even close.

    慈悲之心會將蒂法的力量大幅度的提高

  • You're standing too close to a flame that's burning

    只要蒂法使用極限力量就會一直增強

  • Hotter than the sun in the middle of July

    直到蒂法使用極限突破後重置

  • Sending out your army, but you still can't win

    需要時間充能

  • Listen up, silly boy, 'cause I'm gonna tell you why-y-y ♪

    哦,聽起來這還挺麻煩的...

  • ♪ (I BURN!) ♪

    如果不能用魔法的話

  • Can't hold me down

    在最終幻想7裡,有一種充滿魔法力量的水晶:魔石

  • You got nothing that can stop me (I BURN!) ♪

    任何角色都能使用所有種類魔石

  • (TIFA) You're going down!

    是由遊戲玩家分配哪些魔石給哪個角色

  • Swing all you want

    這設定讓蒂法沒有偏好的魔石數據

  • Like a fever, I'll take you down

    幸好有 最終幻想:紛爭 系列

  • Don't move!

    使我們知道蒂法喜歡用冰系和火系的魔石作戰

  • Ugh...

    這些火和冰魔石使得蒂法能夠使用...

  • (painful groaning)

    火...和

  • All right... let's see if you can keep up with this!

    冰...

  • (playful dolphin noise)

    這些加上那超越人類體能的力量

  • Here goes!

    她就像是一個不可阻擋的能量爐

  • ♪ (I BURN!) ♪

    呃...巨大能力還是有代價的

  • (YANG) Ugh... Did I just explode?! ♪ Can't hold me down

    她的防禦能力和速度是比較不足的地方 ,雖然威力很強但脆弱得像玻璃砲台一樣

  • You got nothing that can stop me

    不過,為了彌補這一點

  • (TIFA) FINAL...HEAVEN!!! ♪ (I BURN!) ♪

    蒂法有兩個特殊的抵禦裝備,其中一個是在臂上的絲帶,紀念過世的好友Aerith

  • (massive explosion!) ♪ Swing all you want

    拜託老兄...

  • Like a fever, I'll take you (I BURN!) ♪ *Yang goes Super Saiyan*

    別再提起這些了吧...

  • What in the world...!?!?

    這些東西能保護她免於負面效果,例如毒或麻痺等

  • Can't hold me down

    還有一個是她喜歡穿的女神護環,可抵禦火和冰屬性的傷害

  • You got nothing that can stop me (I BURN!) ♪

    不管是不是玻璃砲台,她的力量實在強到一個誇張的程度

  • Swing all you want

    她強壯的可以和薩菲羅斯近身肉搏戰

  • (YANG) You like that?!

    徒手拋飛超大型的怪獸

  • Like a fever, I'll take you down! ♫

    還有一次,她將克勞德拋向天空,去靠近飛行中的怪物巴哈姆特

  • *The sound of Fans of Tifa/FF7 screaming.*

    在離開蒂法的手後,你能看到克勞德身邊的錐狀音波

  • Nailed it.

    也就是說,蒂法將克勞德的行進速度打破音障(超越音速)

  • (BOOMSTICK) *Sigh...* Cross another potential wife off the list...

    哦,克勞德體重又不重。 拜託,這有多難?

  • (WIZ) Tifa was naturally stronger and more experienced than Yang, but Yang's Semblance quickly turned all of Tifa's power against her.

    將他的體重加上他的巨型武器

  • (BOOMSTICK) Even the Minerva Band, the best of Tifa's armor options to counter Yang's strength and shotgun blasts, was eventually overtaken by the Semblance.

    嘿嘿...

  • (WIZ) Plus, while Tifa could lift creatures many times heavier than Cloud using her Limit Breaks,

    他被扔出的平均力量至少需要153噸

  • she never shows this kind of strength anywhere else, implying that this power is exclusive to those Limit Breaks rather than something she possesses naturally.

    我$#*!...說到有力

  • (BOOMSTICK) And even though Tifa's Premium Heart increased in power over time, they reset after her Limit Breaks while Yang's power kept on rising.

    你不得不會注意到蒂法那...

  • (WIZ) However, Yang's real trump card was her Aura. Her Semblance would have been useless if she could not survive Tifa's attacks.

    堅實的...成雙的...豐滿的....

  • Luckily, her Aura is durable enough to take a punch that shattered a concrete pillar about four feet wide, a feat which requires at least 1400 tons of force.

    别.....

  • (BOOMSTICK) That's the equivalent of having 360 jet liners fall on your face!

    拳頭

  • Yang's power just pulled through in a snap.

    此外,她還有雙非常棒的大奶。 我之前有提過嗎

  • (WIZ) The winner is Yang Xiao Long!

    就像在飛對吧

  • (BOOMSTICK) Next time, on DEATH BATTLE...

    呼~~都解決了

  • (???) Hello, Chad and Ben, and all you DEATH BATTLE fans.

    好吧,戰鬥角色部屬完畢!

  • Ol' Wiz and Boomstick had a great scheme going on for a while there,

    讓我們一次解決這場喋喋不休的爭論

  • having you follow them on Twitter to find out which of your favorite characters they're going to massacre in the next fight.

    是時候來生死決鬥! ! ! ! ! !

  • Well...now it's my turn.

    站住,讓我看看你身份證

  • You see this? It's the hard drive that contains all of the DEATH BATTLE matchups and outcomes for the next year. And it's mine now.

    哈囉,別緊張阿各位

  • If you ever want to see your precious DEATH BATTLE again... Well, you know what to do.

    只是來找個人

  • To prove that I have the content, I will release the next matchup in the season finale of "The Industry" this Saturday.

    雖然我想先點一杯草莓日出

  • The name's John. John Francis McCallagh. And DEATH BATTLE...is mine.

    去冰,謝謝

  • (CHAD) All right. That wasn't the real hard drive though, right?

    抱歉,小姐...我覺得你最好回頭去別的地方找找

  • (BEN) No, no. I've got it right...

    所以...

  • ...$#*!

    不能喝日出了嗎?

(BOOMSTICK) Punching: the most useful language in the world when words fail. And these two lovely ladies are fluent in it.

拳頭,當沒辦法用文明方式溝通時最有用的語言

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    林宜悉 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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