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  • It's such a common anime trope at this point that it's almost a cliche.

  • You've got these anime heroes with limitless potential in them

  • ...but not a lot going on in the brain if you know what I'm saying.

  • But just how dumb do these anime heroes get? Only one way to find out.

  • Hey! I'm Nervous Nick for Screwattack's "Top 10 Dumbest Anime Heroes."

  • Announcer: Number 10

  • Nick: Look, there are a bunch of different ways to be dumb

  • and starting off our list is a dude who has no clue what's going on at almost any given moment.

  • Saitama from "One Punch Man" is the embodiment of the word 'oblivious'.

  • Eh...let me put it like this:

  • Even though his whole thing is devoting his life to heroism

  • he completely missed step number 1 registering with the Hero Association.

  • That's like trying to be a Formula One racer and having to be told you need a driver's license!

  • He barely even passed the written portion of his exam.

  • Eh...look, maybe he's saving the world isn't about writing essays, but for GOD'S SAKE MAN!

  • At least recognize that the sale happening at the grocery store is not as important as

  • THE GIANT BUG MONSTER YOU WERE JUST FIGHTING!

  • Announcer: Number 9

  • Nick: "Death Note" is that one show about the smartest kid in Japan who gets his hands on a notebook that kills people by writing their names in it.

  • Pretty cool premise right?

  • But when an idiot like Misa Amane gets her hands on a Death Note of her own...

  • ...BIG mistake.

  • Now I know what you're thinking,

  • Misa only ACTS as intelligent as a rock with googly eyes in order to manipulate people and...

  • ...blah blah blah blah blah.

  • Just one problem with that.

  • She cuts this deal that grants her a power which helps her on her murder quest

  • at the expense of 1/2 of her remaining life time.

  • And then she does it a second time.

  • Excuse me, what?

  • Look, I can understand sacrificing yourself to save another life.

  • But because she had gaga eyes for Death Note's manipulative main character,

  • she let him convince her to sacrifice 75% of her freaking life just to be a secret terrorist.

  • Most people with a brain will do anything it takes to prolong their lives

  • ...and then there's Misa.

  • Announcer: Number 8

  • Nick: Ah good old meatball head.

  • When Sailor Moon isn't trying to kill people with sparkles,

  • she's Serena Tsukino, the ditziest 14-year old girl you will EVER see.

  • She is a lazy crybaby who wants nothing more than to sleep until noon every day

  • and eat ice cream every waking hour.

  • Yeah, I mean I can definitely relate,

  • but Serena is just generally not good at

  • ...things.

  • Out of all the other Sailor Scouts, she's unquestionably the dumbest

  • and were it not for her posse of more intelligent pals,

  • she probably would be a failure at everything.

  • Now, I'm not gonna say I've never been there before but getting a 28 on a test?

  • Serena: I failed?

  • Nick: Thank God for Sailor Mercury because at least Serena has someone she can copy her test answers off of.

  • Announcer: Number 7

  • Nick: Smart characters think with their head,

  • dumb characters think with their penis.

  • Coming up from "Gurren Lagann" wholeheartedly believes that being a perv is what makes him a man.

  • Dude, she's like 14!

  • Stop.

  • Kamina: You dumbass. Kick logic out and do the impossible!

  • Nick: Did you catch that? He's literally saying to turn your brain off.

  • Not only that, but he honestly thinks that he's hot stuff.

  • Why else would he go around calling himself "The Mighty Kamina"?

  • Even Yoko called him a man of unlimited stupidity.

  • That's a whole lot of stupid!

  • Announcer: Number 6

  • Nick: Whatever is going on in Ash Ketchum's brain,

  • something isn't quite hooked up the way it SHOULD be.

  • Ash isn't just on the list for the obvious things

  • like missing that Professor Oak and his mom are getting it on

  • or that one time his own PokeDex flat-out imply his stupidity

  • He's number 6 because even though his whole dream is to be the best Pokemon trainer ever

  • and even though his entire world revolves around training Pokemon

  • he STILL fails to grasp some very obvious and basic strategies.

  • Like, are you kidding me? Sending an electric-type against a rock-type?

  • Or making Pikachu fight the clearly superior Raichu?

  • So it's no surprise then that after almost a THOUSAND episodes as of this top 10,

  • he has yet to take a single tournament.

  • Bro, you've been a wandering 10-year-old for more than 20 years!

  • You think you've learned something by now!

  • Announcer: Number 5

  • Nick: Naruto Uzumaki has really come a long way.

  • Nowadays, he's the leader of his village, he's married, and he's even got kids.

  • But in early days,

  • Not as successful

  • The kid was...uh, shall we say a bit slow trying to grasp on ninjutsu?

  • Like, he flunked out of the Academy three times before graduating!

  • For a while there, the only thing he was truly good at was transforming himself into a naked woman.

  • Like, suspiciously good at transforming himself into a naked woman.

  • Even in later years, he still has the blondest of blonde moments.

  • Remember that time he figured out Nagato could absorb chakra and then immediately threw chakra at him.

  • What are you doing Naruto?!

  • YOU JUST ESTABLISHED HE CAN DO THIS!

  • It's kinda like when he decided to drink that spoiled milk in the fridge.

  • I mean...what's the worst that could happen, right?

  • Milk was a bad choice

  • Nick: But maybe, just MAYBE,

  • Naruto is not the only Shonen hero wearing orange and blue with spiky blond hair that you'll see on this list.

  • Announcer: Number 4

  • Nick: Well, would you look at that? A Shonen hero wearing orange and blue with spiky blond hair.

  • The prophecy came true. :)

  • Everybody loves him, but everybody also knows the truth.

  • From ALL all of his martial arts genius,

  • Goku has never been their sharpest light bulb in the forest.

  • Whacking his head on a rock as a baby and growing up in the jungle away from civilization

  • did the saiyan warrior no favors.

  • He can't drive, he can't manage a radish farm, he used the rarest artefacts in the world for his son's hat.

  • And even though he has two sons, he doesn't know where babies come from.

  • Goku, you did this twice!

  • And look, there is such a thing as having a fair fight, but then there's sheer stupidity.

  • Letting super-villains, like Frieza, reach max power.

  • Or throwing Cell a magical bean that completely heals him right before sending unproven son to fight him

  • Are VERY bad ideas!

  • Entire planets hang in the balance, Goku! PLANETS!

  • But at least Goku's fighting smarts have made him one of the undisputed greatest fighters in his entire universe and beyond.

  • But smarts in other areas,

  • literally non-existant.

  • Announcer Number 3

  • Nick: This show is called "Baka & Test"

  • 'Baka', literally translates to 'idiot'.

  • You are, in fact, beyond a shadow of a doubt, a genuine idiot!

  • Nick: Yeah, I think we got a good one here.

  • Fumizuki Academy is apparently willing to accept the dumbest of students

  • including Akihisa Yoshii.

  • Yoshii is anime Forrest Gump, if Forrest Gump were actually a failure.

  • In fact, even when characters expect him to do something stupid,

  • he'll surprise them by one upping their expectations

  • and doing something even stupider than that!

  • But, what do you expect from someone who technically didn't even graduate from second grade?

  • He truly is the 'baka' of them all.

  • The ultimate idiot.

  • Well, almost. We still got a couple more!

  • Announcer: Number 2

  • Nick: "Baccano!"

  • Is it a coincidence that we've got another anime or something something like 'baka' and the title?

  • Yes, actually it is, but conveniently enough;

  • That's where we're our number 2 dumbest charcter

  • Or rather...charaters.

  • Issac & Miria accidentally become immortal when they drink a special elixir, thinking it was alcohol.

  • This only led to decades upon decades of the couple pulling off the most idiotic crimes EVER!

  • They stole the door off of a museum thinking that people wouldn't be able to get in without the entrance.

  • They tried to steal time Itself by bagging a bunch of clocks.

  • But most of all, it took them 71 years to realize that they had not aged this entire time!

  • That's literally an entire LIFETIME for some people!

  • Isaac and Miria are two of the happiest people in the world and they'll admit that they're adorable together but,

  • I feel stupider having talked about them this long.

  • I always knew that ignorance was bliss, but these guys...

  • they embody it.

  • Announcer: It's

  • NUMBER 1!

  • Nick: Maybe we can sort of blame Goku for kicking off the trend of lovable but dumb Shonen heroes.

  • But if you want to know where to find the anime protagonist with the lowest IQ,

  • don't go looking for him flying around in the sky.

  • You're gonna find him sailing the blue sea.

  • Monkey D. Luffy from "One Piece" is about as intelligent as an actual monkey.

  • No, actually I take that back. That's an insult to monkeys everywhere!

  • Luffy may a great fighter and an ambitious leader,

  • but he doesn't understand a THING about the world around him!

  • No Luffy, that's not an old man with a head wound. That is a zombie!

  • No Luffy, that's not a lady. That is your mortal enemy in drag.

  • That's a melon.

  • That's a cliff.

  • And that's...

  • Th-that's you fantasising stuff again.

  • You could probably kill Luffy by putting a steak in the oven

  • inviting him to dinner,

  • and then shutting the oven behind him as he inevitably jumps into a 400-degree inferno

  • We love you Luffy, but come on man. You've kind of earned this number one spot

  • And for the secret number 11, we've got Keitaro Urashima from "Love Hina".

  • This guy is so mediocre that he failed to get into Tokyo University twice

  • The good news he got another third try.

  • Bad news,

  • He broke his leg on the first day and had to take the year off.

  • Nice going moron!

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