(DEATH BATTLE THEME)

Wizard: Throughout the centuries, many T-Shirts have been made

but every now and then one stands out among the rest.

Boomstick: Like the all-new DEATH BATTLE T-Shirt.

Wizard: Today this rookie will be tested by going up against

every other T-Shirt in the World!

Boomstick: Is it wrong to have sexy feelings for a T-Shirt?

Because if it is... I don't want to be right!

Wizard: I'm Wizard and he's Boomstick and it's our job

to analyze their style, fit, and design to see who would win

a DEATH BATTLE!

Boomstick: My god... just look at it!

Wizard: Some impressive apparel to be sure

with sizes ranging from Men's Small to XXXL.

Boomstick: and don't forget the ladies!

Wizard: Forged from 100% Heavyweight Cotton.

It's live span is far superior to the average T- Shirt.

Boomstick: And it makes women more attractive. Possibly, even increasing breast size.

Wizard: Uh... I don't really think-

Boomstick: Hey! It couldn't hurt.

Wizard: True enough.

The Men's Shirt causes men to generate higher levels of testosterone.

Boosting confidence and increasing manliness by up to 45%

Boomstick: Other shirts will cower in fear at the sheer sight of it!

Wizard: With a price of $19.98 and International Shipping options

the shirt is easily available to everyone.

Boomstick: But enough talk! Let's see how it does is the ring!

Wizard: But first a message from our sponsor...

Boomstick: US!

Wizard: At the ScrewAttack! Store you can find the DEATH BATTLE shirt

and other video game merchandise. Like the Angry Video Game Nerd, Squarepainter, Talking Classics

and more!

Boomstick: Check out: www.screwattackstore.com and see what we have to offer!

Wizard: Yes, we just promoted a promotion in a promo of the same promotion.

Boomstick: Wha.. It... Whatever!

It's Time For a T-Shirt DEATH BATTLE!

(Epic Music)

(Fighting Sounds)

(Explosion)

Boomstick: It's so beautiful...

Wizard: The DEATH BATTLE T-Shirt has just set a record for the fastest kill in DEATH BATTLE history!

Boomstick: Those other T-Shirts were sure... Cotton off Guard!

The Winner is... The DEATH BATTLE T-Shirt.

Boomstick: Next Time on DEATH BATTLE!