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  • Boomstick: This episode of Death Battle is brought to you by... us!

  • (DEATH BATTLE THEME)

  • Wizard: Throughout the centuries, many T-Shirts have been made

  • but every now and then one stands out among the rest.

  • Boomstick: Like the all-new DEATH BATTLE T-Shirt.

  • Wizard: Today this rookie will be tested by going up against

  • every other T-Shirt in the World!

  • Boomstick: Is it wrong to have sexy feelings for a T-Shirt?

  • Because if it is... I don't want to be right!

  • Wizard: I'm Wizard and he's Boomstick and it's our job

  • to analyze their style, fit, and design to see who would win

  • a DEATH BATTLE!

  • Boomstick: My god... just look at it!

  • Wizard: Some impressive apparel to be sure

  • with sizes ranging from Men's Small to XXXL.

  • Boomstick: and don't forget the ladies!

  • Wizard: Forged from 100% Heavyweight Cotton.

  • It's live span is far superior to the average T- Shirt.

  • Boomstick: And it makes women more attractive. Possibly, even increasing breast size.

  • Wizard: Uh... I don't really think-

  • Boomstick: Hey! It couldn't hurt.

  • Wizard: True enough.

  • The Men's Shirt causes men to generate higher levels of testosterone.

  • Boosting confidence and increasing manliness by up to 45%

  • Boomstick: Other shirts will cower in fear at the sheer sight of it!

  • Wizard: With a price of $19.98 and International Shipping options

  • the shirt is easily available to everyone.

  • Boomstick: But enough talk! Let's see how it does is the ring!

  • Wizard: But first a message from our sponsor...

  • Boomstick: US!

  • Wizard: At the ScrewAttack! Store you can find the DEATH BATTLE shirt

  • and other video game merchandise. Like the Angry Video Game Nerd, Squarepainter, Talking Classics

  • and more!

  • Boomstick: Check out: www.screwattackstore.com and see what we have to offer!

  • Wizard: Yes, we just promoted a promotion in a promo of the same promotion.

  • Boomstick: Wha.. It... Whatever!

  • It's Time For a T-Shirt DEATH BATTLE!

  • (Epic Music)

  • (Fighting Sounds)

  • (Explosion)

  • Boomstick: It's so beautiful...

  • Wizard: The DEATH BATTLE T-Shirt has just set a record for the fastest kill in DEATH BATTLE history!

  • Boomstick: Those other T-Shirts were sure... Cotton off Guard!

  • The Winner is... The DEATH BATTLE T-Shirt.

  • Boomstick: Next Time on DEATH BATTLE!

Boomstick: This episode of Death Battle is brought to you by... us!

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死亡之戰!| スクリックアトック! (DEATH BATTLE! vs The World | DEATH BATTLE! | ScrewAttack!)

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