Feeelix...

（Ken）Feeeeeeeeeeeeeelix

...FeEeEeEeEeEeLiX...

FeEeEeEeEeEeLiX

Hello?

（Tensed Pewds）你好？

Who's there?

誰在那？

(Deep Voice) You thought you defeated me...

（Deep Ken Voice）你以為你打敗了我......

*Pewds choking on that GFuel*

* Pewds窒息GFuel *

But I have returned stronger than ever...

哎呀，我還有很好的經歷!!!!!!!

(Confused Pewds.exe) ?-Series?

（困惑的Pewds.exe）?-Series？

NO!

沒有！

IT IS I!

是我！

CINNAMONTOASTKEN!

CINNAMONTOSTKEN !!!（Aaaah！他回來了!!!）

You deleted my System32, you bastard!

你刪除了我的System32，你這個混蛋！ （LOL Pewds做到了嗎？）

I challenge you...

我挑戰你...

TO THE WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS GAME!!!

世界上最危險的遊戲！

But Ken, that was 3 years ago...

但肯，那是3年前......

What?!

什麼？？？

I've been gone for three years?!

我會為你的生活做些什麼？

NANI??

NANI？

Well FINE, Ken, I accept your challenge!

好吧，肯，我接受你的挑戰！

Boo hoo!

（owo Pewds正在進入諷刺模式）Boo hoo

Oh, I'm still mad about losing a video game 3 years ago.

哦，我仍然為3年前失去一個視頻遊戲而感到生氣（0人死亡）

It was more than that...

它不僅僅是......

IT WAS EVERYTHING!!!

這是一切！

All my memes, lost forever(NOOOOOOOOOO)

我所有的模因，永遠失去了（NOOOOOOOOOO）

Ahhhh, well well well...

啊，好吧......

I don't care, little ?itch

我不在乎，小?itch

*Pewds laughs at the imminent demonitization*

* Pewds嘲笑即將發生的惡化*

F*** you!

哎呀！（他說H字）

I challenge you to a game of rock...

（owo Ken現在很毛茸茸）我向你挑戰一場ROCK遊戲......

...Paper...

...紙...

...Scissors.

... ... Scissas

Uh, well, I'll have you know...

呃，好吧，我會讓你知道的......

...I am the winning champion...

......我是冠軍...

...of rock, paper, scissors.

...岩石，紙，剪刀（哇那裡）

Undefeated!

uNDEAFEATED！

Ken: How could I forget?!

肯：我怎麼能忘記？！

*ken grunts while poods chuckles; wait that came out a little-*

*咕嚕咕嚕，而poods笑了;等一下出來 - *

Pewds: Yeah, you forgot that didn't you? Ken: tHrEe yEARs...

皮爾茲：是的，你忘記了不是嗎？肯：不久......

*more chuckling from pewds* Ken: THREE LONG YEARS!

*更多來自poods的笑聲* Ken：三年了！哈哈

Pewds: You forgot for three years; now you will pay again Ken!

皮爾茲：你忘記了三年;現在你將再次付肯！ >：3

The rules are the same.

規則是一樣的。

Whoever wins in rock, paper, scissors, best out of 3

無論誰贏得搖滾，紙張，剪刀，最好的3分

Gets to control the other person's computer for 30 whole seconds

獲取控制對方的計算機30秒

Ken: That's all I need ᇂﮌᇂ)

肯：這就是我需要的全部ᇂڑᇂ）

I've been plotting this out the whole time...

我一直在密謀這個...

*ding sound* *ding sound* *ding sound*

* ding sound * * ding sound * * ding sound *

Pewds: Aw, here we go Round 1!

皮爾茲：噢，在這裡我們走第1輪！

Pewds: Hmm, what should I pick, huh? *hmm noises from Ken*

皮爾茲：嗯，我應該選擇什麼，對吧？ * Ken的哼聲*

Maybe I'll go for scissors! ಠ◡ಠ

也許我會去剪刀！ ಠ◡ಠ

Ken: Oh, I know all your moves.

肯：哦，我知道你所有的舉動。

There's no way you're gonna beat me this time. Pewds: Aww, yeah.

這次你不可能打敗我。皮爾茲：噢，是的。

Pewds: Aww b- Oh, you made your choice, huh?

Pewds：Aww b-哦，你做出了選擇，對吧？

*intense screaming from both sides because poods won XD*

*雙方強烈尖叫，因為poods贏得了XD *

*tf are they both doing (. ﾟーﾟ)*

*他們都做（。゚ー゚）*

Pewds: You made a grave mistake challenging me, Ken!

皮爾茲：你犯了一個嚴重的錯誤，挑戰我，肯！

Ken: uGH i'M sO sHoOk rIgHT nOw ಥ_ಥ

肯：我不知道nಥಥಥಥಥಥಥಥಥಥಥಥಥಥಥಥಥಥಥಥ

*poods breathing into his microphone; ken taking off his glasses*

*呼吸到他的麥克風;肯摘下眼鏡*

Pewds: ooh, maybe I'll go scissor again, huh?

皮爾茲：哦，也許我會再次剪刀，是吧？

ʰʰʰᴹᴹᵐᴹᵐᵐ

ʰʰʰᴹᴹᵐᴹᵐᵐ

*poods screaming dammit because he lost (must've laughed); ken rejoicing*

* poods尖叫該死，因為他輸了（一定是笑了）;肯喜歡*

*wHeEzE*

*喘息*

Ken: You did! YESS! Pewds: Alright, well it's first to 3

肯：你做到了！ YESS！ 皮爾茲：好吧，這是第一次到3次

Pewds: Alright, well it's first to 3

皮爾茲：好吧，這是第一次到3次

so it doesn't even matter- *in tiny voice*

所以它甚至不重要 - *聲音很小*

ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ ᶦ'ˡˡ ᵈᵒ ˢᶜᶦˢˢᵒʳ ᵃᵍᵃᶦⁿ

ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉᶦ'ˡˡˢᶜᶦˢˢᵒʳᵃᵍᵃᶦⁿ

Pewds: ᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ *ken drinks something nervously*

皮爾茲：ᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ *肯緊張地喝點東西*

*slurp*

*啜食*

*master poods won again; sounds of anguish and rejoice*

*大師們再次獲勝;痛苦的聲音和歡欣*

OnE MOre

多一個

one M0re

一個M0re

*Ken agressively coughs*

*肯咳嗽*

(Oh) My Gawd

（哦）我的Gawd

Are you scared Ken

你害怕肯嗎？

shaking right now

現在搖晃

Maybe I will go scissor again

也許我會再次剪刀

Getting TrIgGeRed

獲得TrIgGeRed

DAMMIT

該死

UGUGUGGGGGGGUGUGGUGUGGUG *constapated ken*

UGUGUGGGGGGGUGUGGUGUGGUG * constapated ken *

ITS TIED (BOTH OF TENSED AF)

它的TIED（TOTED AF）

Ken: FUAAAAAAAA

Ken：FUAAAAAAAA

P00ds: Maybe I will do scissor

P00ds：也許我會做剪刀

again

再次

Both: BAHHHH

兩者：BAHHHH

*chants* come on come on come on *chant ends*

*頌歌*來吧*唄結束*

Ken: COme on God

肯：對上帝的反應

Poods: Come on come on come on god please scissor

Poods：來吧請來上帝請剪刀

Ken: ITS TIME TO ACTIVATE MY TRUMP CARD

Ken：是時候激活我的TRUMP卡了

Poods: No not the trump card

Poods：不，不是王牌

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ken: Again

肯：再說一次

*Laughter bursts out*

*笑聲爆發*

Poods: Come on

Poods：來吧

Poods: Do this felix

Poods：做這個felix

Poods: You have been waiting for 3 years you can do it godamit(talking to himself)

Poods：你已經等了3年你可以做到godamit（自言自語）

AHHhhHHhhh

AHHhhHHhhh

Ken: will be defeated Poods: I will not be defeated by the likes of your kind

肯：將被擊敗 Poods：我不會被你那種喜歡的人打敗

Ken: NOooooooo Poods: YESSSssss

肯：NOooooooo Poods：YESSSssss

(Both doing some intense groaning)

（都做了一些激烈的呻吟）