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how's it going bros and welcome
to resident evil
today we're playing daughters
which is an experience of the beginning
of the Baker's tragic story
let's play
shall we, here we go
oh! so its a VHS tape... That's cool.
I'm really excited to- for these DLC's
I hear this one is really good
Breaking news everyone!
Keemstar here
(Keemstar) Lets get right into the news
Good one Felix
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck???
It's so weird when they mix
live action - Oh my god!
What the hell?
I'm playing as
Ooohh this is before the shit storm
Literally!
Oh my gosh she's normal!
Fuck you bitch!
I know what you're up to!
They're so sweeeet!
Awwwww, they're all so nice!
Yeah Lucas *Spitting noise*
Why don't you place a trap somewhere?
You fuckin asshole
(Matthew Mcconaughey voice) Alright alright alright!
This is so sad!
Is this the laundry room like-
I can't fucking tell.
This room still looks like shit
to be honest.
Heeey, it's-uh my favorite lighter.
Is this the laundry room?
Like where the fuck is the laundry room?
This seems like a laundry fucking dump hole
plus I can't fuckin see without the flashlight
so that's great.
Wait am I-oh I AM actually
supposed to be here,
ok, alright,
What a fucking weird way to go to the laundry room
maybe we can go, just,
what is this?
oh it's a table *laughs*
I didn't see it, I'm sorry,
Yeah suppose we could of just fucking walked
Alright here we go,
How's she doing? Lucas, you playing Flappy Bird?
You instagramming the carpet?
What are you doing? I wanna see what he's doing,
He's on Facebook isn't he?
You catching up on that latest poodiepie video?
Alright dude, hell yeah!
Oh my god Mum! Gee!
The place still looks pretty creepy I would say.
But she must of had us for a loooong time.
Oh my god is this the bathroom?
This is so weird to navigate!
Oh my god...
If she became a Grandma,
There must have been a while.
Where the fuck is her bedroom?
It must be- Oh yeah it's this one!
Remember this kids room,
Hey! He's wearing Nazi glasses!
Aaahh, *siren noises*
Nazi glasses!
Here you go here's some clothes
oooh God...
Aw hell no! Fuck that bitch!
No!
NOOOO!
Gimme back my famiry!
God damn, piece of shit girl!
Aw hell no!
Hey Daddy!
Is that Matthew Mcconaughey?
This is cool!
You get a little backstory man!
Awwwwww Fuck that girl.
This is why,
I keep telling you guys we need to send off
All little girls and boys
All babies need to just to go another planet.
We need to send them to another planet,
Where they can fight like the Hunger Games.
I've said it a million times.
Ok so the Dad is at the boathouse, how do we get there?
Maybe we can exit through the garage?
DADDY?
This seems safe!
Nope, ok, damn that car!
It's fucking huge!
Daddy loves this car, he'd be furious
If I drove it. What can I say?
The boat house?
Where the fuck is the boat house?
Wait I hear someone?
Mum?
Mum? Mum?
What'd I tell you about satanic shit?
Muuum!
STOP!
*Disgusted* Uggh... Ugh God...
uuggghAAAHHHH!
Fuck! How fast did that go!
Kill her!
Ugh God no!
Get some rope?!
Get some rope!?!
Ok!
Geez! She got fucked fast dude!
Ya know I'd still hit it though, honestly.
Hey don't judge! I'm into centipede shit.
Oh my God I can still hear them...
Jack is DEFINITELY into it.
-I mean what the hell is going on?!
Hey! I found rope Daddy!
Daddy needs the rope!
Coming Daddy! Lets, lets hang around the rope.
Zoe does NOT run, this is as fast as she goes,
by the way. What the fuck...
Stop-Oh my God is he drowning her?!
Ugh hell yeah!
Am I disturbing something?
Oh no... He's losing it too...
Oh Fuck he's losing it too.
Oo my God!
Daddy!
But I have rope? AHHH!
Oh my God! Stop! You're so bald!
Jesus!
Oh, heya...
Aaaah my, Oh God...
Nope!
Oh shit I died? What? How? Howw?
Don't you wanna play with your new sister?
Ooooo, hell no.
Hell no,
Ok, he can't go in now.
Got em!
Fuck I gotta find a way out, oh God,
This is scary!
Eh what about the garbage? Oh great.
Get away get away get away now!
Ok, there's this room.
Fuck! Dis bad.
A fork! What do I do with a fuckin' fork?
Is he in?
Fuck, he's in.
WHAT DO I DO WITH A FUCKING FORK?
*Daddy breaking through door sound*
*Pewds whimpers*
HEY DADDY.
AHH
Oh my god, it's so fucking creepy!
Fuck...
Damn Daniel.
Sorry.
There must be a way outta here.
Oh my god there it is!
Hey~
Nice abs dude.
*Immitating Zoe* Stop it~!
Yes!
Fuck. I don't think-
Okay, okay, another one.
Come on fork!!
HURRY UP FORK.
LOVE YOU FORK.
COME ON BOY~
Aw jeez! Okay.
We're going.
Fuck- Wrong way.
Okay, we're going.
So, Zoe managed to escape in the story I guess.
Well, spoilers, not really.
What have we got here?
Watch out for those nails, Zoe!
Oh my!
Oh-
Oh wow.
Uhh-
Second thought,
I think I will not.
Wait, what have we got here?
Oh we can go up past here!
Okay, that's cool.
What have we got?
Daddy's toolbox.
Ehhgh-
Okay, so, apperantly,
I missed something in the beginning of the DLC
where you have to look around a little bit before you proceed,
otherwise you don't get the right ending.
So let's try and-
*BURPS*
-do that.
You're supposed to see a password on his phone.
Nice pants, Lucas. Damn.
JACK: TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YA LADDIES,
MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICE-
Hey, a lock-pick!
How about that.
Damn, I never realised the ass on uh...
Mommy.
Hell yeah.
Damn.
She thicc as fuck, dawg.
Alright, let's not walk the fucking stupid route this time.
Why is my frame-rate so fucking low when I'm playing this?
It's so choppy.
More like, uh-
Fuck naw, Daddy. She's a fucking demon.
Okay, so-
There's a hole in the trophy, right?
So there was a thing...
Oh my god, it's crocodile!
Where the fuck do I...?
There it is.
Perfect.
Alright, what do we got?
Please be a bingo lot. (I think that's what he said)
Damn it!
*Funny voice* It's a smawl compowneynt.
*Normal voice* That's fine.
That's fine! We can do this.
Together~
*Sings* We can do it together~
Singing a new song now~
*Speaks* Alright, you don't want to sing? That's-
That's fine, alright?
I don't care.
Pfft- Whatever.
*Mumbled, unintelligible singing*
HEEEY.
Come down to papa, boi.
You can suck a- Fuck-
Oh god.
She looks so creepy over there.
YOU KNOW, I HOPE YOU DIE!
Fake-ass granny.
Now-uh, apparently this is like
Lucas' old room, right? so
Lucas uh, you know, wanking station
must be here
uh.. okay
and the code was.. on his phone
hHeyy
whathe- is he making drugs here? wtf is this?
he was into explosives and stuff
aww das kinda cool
that motherfucker
Fuck you list: the old man slapped me
right in the face for checking my phone
during dinner
FUcK you
I can't say one word about mama's cooking?
without getting without getting yelled at? Fuck you!
All i did was look at Zoe when she was
doing yoga, and she calls me a perver *breath laughs*
fFFuCK yOu
The old man got drunk and started throwing all my
all my crap in that red box out on the veranda.
fcuk you
oh that's the red box
oohh ok
tricky trickyyy
alright so now I think we can start the actual fuckin
process of this fuckin bitch or whatever..
*pewds is v concentrated*
alright so now we should be able to open-
YESS
heyy its a
oh it's a dog
dog head
is it all of them?
ok we need one- it's ok
it's alright
so- it worked, great. fantastic.
excellent. we're doing great. now we just have to
make sure that we don't die
are u with me?
dats right
hell yeah motherfucker
oh god, here we go
dadDy~?
i hope it's not his penis x2
ggreat.. how the fuck do we get outta here?
it doesn't sound very pleasant
it sounds like some weird hentai shit
happening in there (uwu can i join?)
oh shit this door's open now
o shit
what the fuck
where is she?
there she is ohmygod
nooo don't come up!
noOO
oohh fuck
fuck youu
Eveline.. F*ck off lady!! (asssssss)
what she don't like sneakers